Jack Russell Terrier Club of America Preserve, Protect and Work the Jack Russell Terrier

Jack Russell Picture Caption Contest Results

The following are the results from our Picture Caption Contests for 2006.

Results from Contest # 201 [December 31, 2006 - 299 entries]


Contest #201 1st place You'll never guess where I found it!! [votes: 42]  wayne caudill
2nd place I'm still 51% white. [votes: 40]  jo b.
r3rd place Your aim stinks. [votes: 29]  Lori
 
Honorable Mentions
  • After what I went through, this ball is MINE! [votes: 26]
  • I'm Back, now throw it again. [votes: 26]
  • You throw. I fetch. That was the deal. [votes: 25]
  • What? Do I have something in my teeth? [votes: 25]
  • I lost the rabbit, but look what I found! [votes: 25]
  • got mud. [votes: 25]
  • Yes, it was worth it. [votes: 24]
  • Apparently there weren't any squirrels in the mudhole... My bad. [votes: 19]
  • No ball left behind no matter how dirty the job is. [votes: 17]
  • Is there something on my face? [votes: 15]
  • I found the ball. [votes: 13]
  • If you mix dirt, water and a Jack together; this is what you get. [votes: 10]
  • Let's Get a Little Mud on the Tires. [votes: 10]
  • When Off Roading goes bad. [votes: 9]
  • Want a hug? [votes: 8]
  • This is how you play. [votes: 7]
  • Hey when I play fetch, I play fetch. [votes: 6]

Results from Contest # 200 [December 24, 2006 - 299 entries]


Contest #200 1st place Trading Spaces [votes: 61]  Kathy
2nd place Somehow this plan looked better on paper. [votes: 52]  Lisa Valley
r3rd place As you can see, Mr. Bond, the tables have turned! [votes: 36]  Herman
 
Honorable Mentions
  • What is wrong with this picture??? [votes: 35]
  • Don't you hate it when someone calls you a 'Rat Terrier'? [votes: 31]
  • In a cruel twist of fate, Astronaut Jack finds himself on Planet of the Rats. [votes: 27]
  • A Jack's worst nightmare! [votes: 19]
  • Houston we have a problem! [votes: 18]
  • Welcome to my world!! [votes: 14]
  • Scary dream, scary dream!! [votes: 13]
  • In his dreams, Milo the Rat takes first in Go-To-Ground. [votes: 12]
  • There is a file in the chew bone. [votes: 12]
  • I had three wishes, guess what my first one was?? [votes: 12]
  • Reason why Mr. Magoo should not own pets. [votes: 11]
  • I'm innocent, I tell you. Innocent! [votes: 10]
  • ...not a creature was stirring, except for the mouse! [votes: 7]
  • I smell a rat... [votes: 7]
  • Worry the Rat? Worry the Rat? How am I to worry the rat from in here??? [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 199 [December 17, 2006 - 251 entries]


Contest #199 1st place Reason why 99% of pet attacks take place around the holidays. [votes: 46]  Nick S.
2nd place Santa's YELPERS! [votes: 37]  Pat
r3rd place Just for this, we'll be sure to leave you a couple of Yule "logs" underneath the tree. [votes: 25]  tja
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Ho Ho Ho.......we made yellow snow. [votes: 23]
  • Hi, I'm Santa, this is Jack; we left you several presents on the kitchen floor. [votes: 22]
  • You think this is bad?? Just wait til Easter!! [votes: 21]
  • We wish you'd take these hats off, We WISH you'd take these hats off... [votes: 17]
  • Bah and Humbug! [votes: 16]
  • We ate the elves! [votes: 16]
  • Mr. and Mrs. PAWZ. [votes: 14]
  • We're bringing sexy back... [votes: 14]
  • After a few eggnogs, Jack's head felt as big as his hat. [votes: 12]
  • Don't you have a snowman you could degrade...I mean decorate? [votes: 10]
  • Was I bad this year or something? [votes: 10]
  • Santa don't need no stinkin' elves! [votes: 9]
  • Size matters... [votes: 8]
  • Hey, where is the third wise guy? [votes: 5]
  • Jack Frost nipping at your nose... [votes: 5]
  • HO HO HO...you'll shoot your eye out kid!!!! [votes: 4]
  • We are Santa's elves! [votes: 3]
  • Okay, what mall do we hit first? [votes: 3]
  • It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas. [votes: 2]
  • Why me? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 198 [December 10, 2006 - 236 entries]


Contest #198 1st place Jacquita Banana. [votes: 45]  Baileygirl
2nd place Press it .........I dare ya! [votes: 44]  Mary Meek
r3rd place I AM smiling! [votes: 40]  Erin
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Banana sales dropped after adopting their new spokesperson. [votes: 33]
  • get it off or your leg is gone... [votes: 32]
  • Hi, welcome to Walmart. [votes: 29]
  • You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. [votes: 26]
  • Just doing what the stickers says. [votes: 15]
  • No, you can't have your sticker back. [votes: 13]
  • Not exactly what the inventor had in mind. [votes: 11]
  • The new brand of Jack Russell Pezz Dispensers... [votes: 9]
  • Never trust package directions. [votes: 8]
  • Here, kitty kitty kitty. Free milk. I have catnip. [votes: 7]
  • Defective sticker... [votes: 7]
  • That's one rotten banana! [votes: 6]
  • Why you should always sleep with one eye open. [votes: 4]
  • The sticker made me do it! [votes: 4]
  • It's official: Hell has frozen over! [votes: 4]
  • Don't label me! I'm more than a pretty face! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 197 [December 3, 2006 - 236 entries]


Contest #197 1st place Ever heard of Odor-Eaters? [votes: 40]  Dillon
2nd place Rub my belly! Rub my belly! Rub my belly! [votes: 36]  Ken
r3rd place I couldn't have possibly eaten the cat. My tongue's been stuck to the floor all day. See? [votes: 32]  tja
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You know, from this angle, you should really put on some pants. [votes: 30]
  • Whew......and I thought my breath was bad! [votes: 24]
  • Your turn to lick my feet. [votes: 24]
  • Whoa! I didn't want to see that! [votes: 22]
  • I've fallen and I can't get up!!! [votes: 21]
  • You are definitely not Jellin. [votes: 17]
  • Clearly, I have been de-feeted! [votes: 16]
  • Hey Mama, pour me another egg nog! [votes: 14]
  • You wouldn't bath a guy when he was down and out, would you? [votes: 10]
  • Stop, Drop, Play Dead. [votes: 9]
  • Drama Queen! [votes: 9]
  • This is a good place for a stick up!! [votes: 9]
  • Yes we can see that I' m PLAYING possum, but when do I get to eat one? [votes: 7]
  • The smell is strong with you Luke! [votes: 6]
  • I smell CHEESE. [votes: 6]
  • Please put some clothes on!!! [votes: 6]
  • After searching all these years, Jack confronts BIGFEET! [votes: 5]
  • That's a spicy meatball. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 196 [November 26, 2006 - 284 entries]


Contest #196 1st place Sleeping with the Enemy. [votes: 70]  Roxy
2nd place The coloring is the same, but there's something not quite right about the new guy. [votes: 47]  katie
r3rd place Why Jacks should NEVER let the cat make the eggnog. [votes: 30] [votes: 27]  hmpstd
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Sometimes there's a rough-coat in the litter. [votes: 26]
  • The calm before the storm... [votes: 25]
  • A cat with only 4 lives left. [votes: 23]
  • ...not a creature was stirring, not even a Jack (good thing for the cat). [votes: 20]
  • What's wrong with this picture??? [votes: 17]
  • There's one cat-lover in every bunch. [votes: 14]
  • It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days. [votes: 14]
  • JRT Alarm System Malfunction. [votes: 14]
  • Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house... [votes: 13]
  • For thirty hours the cat dared not twitch... [votes: 12]
  • This would never happen in real life. [votes: 8]
  • That is one brave (or stupid) cat!! [votes: 8]
  • One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch... [votes: 7]
  • A miracle. [votes: 7]
  • Santa's little helpers. [votes: 6]
  • Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. [votes: 5]
  • He sees you when you're sleeping!! [votes: 5]
  • You snooze, you lose! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 195 [November 19, 2006 - 375 entries]


Contest #195 1st place I've never felt so humiliated in my life... the cat is laughing. [votes: 64]  Toni K
2nd place What happens in Vegas... Stays in Vegas. [votes: 56]  Fuzz
r3rd place Man, this Halloween costume really CLUCKS. [votes: 27]  Ollie
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Please remove this fowl thing from my head. [votes: 25]
  • Darn this Russells my feathers!!! [votes: 20]
  • I hate my mother. [votes: 17]
  • Everybody needs a little KFC. [votes: 13]
  • I should never have fallen asleep. [votes: 12]
  • There ain't nobody here but us chickens... [votes: 10]
  • Oh man, the sugar rush from the halloween candy wore off. [votes: 8]
  • It's not all its quacked up to be. [votes: 7]
  • When will I ever learn not to bet on the Arizona Cardinals??? [votes: 7]
  • Chicken Little! [votes: 7]
  • Do I have egg on my face?? [votes: 7]
  • When I grow up, I'm writing a book about you. [votes: 6]
  • Cheep tricks. [votes: 6]
  • Will work for food. [votes: 5]
  • One eye Jack... [votes: 5]
  • A wolf in sheep's clothing. [votes: 5]
  • Only if I didn't have this microchip in me. [votes: 5]
  • It's not easy being chicken. [votes: 5]
  • White eggs or brown? [votes: 4]
  • I'm feeling a little chicken today. [votes: 4]
  • Take me to your leader! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 194 [November 12, 2006 - 253 entries]


Contest #194 1st place How long to you think it will take for the cat to lose his grip on the ceiling fan? [votes: 68]  suez
2nd place That cat can't hang there much longer. [votes: 52]  sydney
r3rd place The lines started forming as early as 2 a.m. for the new Jack holiday toys. [votes: 24]  jo b
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Man! The treat line gets longer every time! [votes: 22]
  • If it falls off the ceiling its mine. [votes: 22]
  • There is always something different about the middle child! [votes: 22]
  • Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil! [votes: 21]
  • Chow line. [votes: 19]
  • Three of a Kind. [votes: 18]
  • Conga line! [votes: 16]
  • Simon says Look Up... [votes: 16]
  • Moe, Larry and Curly. [votes: 14]
  • This place really needs to hire some more help... I've been waiting for 10 seconds!!! [votes: 9]
  • I pledge allegiance to the flag... [votes: 6]
  • Anticipation. [votes: 6]
  • Freeze, and nobody gets hurt! [votes: 5]
  • Doh, Re and Meeee!! [votes: 4]
  • More Ovaltine Please! [votes: 3]
  • The latest more bars, cell phone comerical idea. [votes: 3]
  • Feed us. [votes: 3]
  • Man, who said white Jack's can't jump? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 193 [November 5, 2006 - 495 entries]


Contest #193 1st place Heeeeeeeeeere's Jacky! [votes: 87]  katie
2nd place Trick or Treat, see my teeth, give me the neighbor's cat to eat!!! [votes: 34]  kvines
r3rd place Ahh...ooo! Werewolves of London... [votes: 26]  Lorna
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I get this strange feeling every full moon... [votes: 24]
  • Be afraid. Be very Afraid. [votes: 22]
  • Stephen King's dog. [votes: 20]
  • How do you like me now! [votes: 19]
  • Must...Eat... Cats... Brains. [votes: 16]
  • Wild Thing, you make my heart sing! [votes: 15]
  • Dogs gone dirty! [votes: 12]
  • A face only Momma could love! [votes: 11]
  • I'm a wild and crazy guy. [votes: 9]
  • I'm dirty and plan to stay this way. [votes: 7]
  • Do I look like I'm ready for conformation judging, huh, do I? [votes: 6]
  • Say your prayers pumpkin!! [votes: 6]
  • If this doesn't win me the Halloween contest, I don't know what will. [votes: 5]
  • A coon's worst nightmare. [votes: 5]
  • BEWARE! This is NO costume! [votes: 5]
  • Step away from the shampoo bottle. [votes: 4]
  • Old Dog Winter. [votes: 2]
  • Damn, I broke a nail! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 192 [October 22, 2006 - 495 entries]


Contest #192 1st place Ruba, Dub, Dub, Three Jacks in a Tub. [votes: 120]  Sydney
2nd place Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, this is my other brother Darryl... [votes: 60]  Carrie
r3rd place If you are a Jack Russell who has been bathed against your will, then call this number. [votes: 53]  Manny K
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I can't believe my luck! Every man's fantasy - a hot tub, and twins!!! [votes: 44]
  • Ok, Who's making the bubbles? [votes: 26]
  • We didn't do it, nobody saw us do it. You can't prove anything. [votes: 23]
  • Do you feel a warm spot?? [votes: 20]
  • Which of these is not like the others? [votes: 17]
  • Larry, Moe and Curly. [votes: 16]
  • But mom, dead snake smells sooo good when you roll in it! [votes: 15]
  • I can explain... [votes: 14]
  • Am I the only one ready for Halloween? [votes: 14]
  • Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. [votes: 14]
  • Malcolm in the Middle! [votes: 6]
  • Going over the wall. [votes: 5]
  • Please let the dogs out. [votes: 5]
  • Care to join us?????? [votes: 4]
  • Plumbers worst nightmare. [votes: 4]
  • The Three Musketeers. [votes: 4]
  • Got pants? [votes: 2]
  • There is safety in numbers. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 191 [October 15, 2006 - 289 entries]


Contest #191 1st place I hate it when she licks the napkin and cleans my face! [votes: 73]  Tiffany L
2nd place Must...kill...napkin... [votes: 64]  jackzrock
r3rd place Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack gonna nip your finger tips. [votes: 46]  Rowdy Russell
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Go ahead Punk, make my day. [votes: 45]
  • Is all the squirrel out of my teeth? [votes: 39]
  • Some advice if you want to keep that finger... [votes: 32]
  • You wanna piece of me?? [votes: 27]
  • Then I told him, "Squirrel, prepare to die!" [votes: 26]
  • I don't want no stinking tissue! [votes: 25]
  • I Double Dog dare you. [votes: 25]
  • Let's wipe that snarl off your face. [votes: 24]
  • Do I LOOK like I wanna play right now? [votes: 20]
  • I TOLD you NO! [votes: 19]
  • Understand this well, I'm supposed to have a wet and cold nose. [votes: 18]
  • Don't make Hulk angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. [votes: 13]
  • Talk to the teeth; the ears are flat to my head. [votes: 11]
  • He'll be here any moment, how do I look? [votes: 5]
  • I SAID TO GIVE ME A CAPTION! [votes: 5]
  • Do my teeth look yellow to you? [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 190 [October 1, 2006 - 297 entries]


Contest #190 1st place Mums the Word! [votes: 42]  Jan
2nd place Is there something in my teeth??? [votes: 40]  rosie
r3rd place Gotta get that cat taste out of my mouth. [votes: 38]  Sindy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • She loves me, She loves me not. [votes: 34]
  • I think I just swallowed a bummble bee!? [votes: 34]
  • Please don't eat the Daisies! [votes: 22]
  • No actual flowers were harmed in the making of this picture... [votes: 19]
  • We don't need no stinking flowers! [votes: 18]
  • Feed me and flower wont get hurt [votes: 17]
  • I'm crazy! See, watch! [votes: 17]
  • Jack be nibbling. [votes: 16]
  • Wasn't Me. [votes: 14]
  • Do you like my new grill? [votes: 14]
  • Guess this will do since I can't eat a spinach salad. [votes: 13]
  • Have I gotten your attention, yet? [votes: 12]
  • Don't mess with me.....you could be next! [votes: 10]
  • When the dog food gets low... [votes: 6]
  • Bring on the roses. [votes: 6]

Results from Contest # 189 [October 1, 2006 - 297 entries]


Contest #189 1st place Really, the squirrel was this big! [votes: 94]  Donna4Jacks
2nd place "Y-M-C-A"... [votes: 61]  Jeff G
r3rd place I saw this on "Dancing With The Stars". [votes: 29]  Kat
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I'm tellin' ya, that thermometer was THIS BIG! [votes: 27]
  • Don't make me go all spider monkey on your butt! [votes: 27]
  • Put um up! Put um up! [votes: 20]
  • Turn the fan off! [votes: 17]
  • Crouching Kitty, Hidden Jack. [votes: 13]
  • They tell me if I move to the right the reception will come in better... [votes: 12]
  • Seriously, give me back the remote. [votes: 9]
  • May I have this dance?? [votes: 7]
  • Look Mom, No Fleas. [votes: 7]
  • Hmmmmm, I see the Karate Kid movie marathon is on again. [votes: 6]
  • What would you do for a Klondike bar? [votes: 6]
  • Wax on. Wax off. [votes: 6]
  • Ok everybody dance now!!! [votes: 5]
  • When you can snatch the kibble from my paw, then you shall be ready my son... [votes: 5]
  • Rumba Jack. [votes: 3]
  • cirque de terrier. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 188 [September 24, 2006 - 259 entries]


Contest #188 1st place Geez, Doc, can't you get one of those digital ear thermometers? [votes: 43]  Rosie's Mom
2nd place Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you... [votes: 39]  Buster
r3rd place Ah ooooo, Werewolves of London. [votes: 38]  Amanda S
 
Honorable Mentions
  • RICOLA!!! [votes: 37]
  • Oh solo mio....! [votes: 27]
  • Stellllllaaaaaa Stellllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. [votes: 26]
  • Ain't nothin but a hound dog, cryin' all the time... [votes: 24]
  • Moooooooooon River. [votes: 22]
  • I'm sooooo lonely I could cry. [votes: 20]
  • I've got Sunshine... on a cloudy day. [votes: 15]
  • I sense a disturbance in the Force. [votes: 15]
  • If you stare into the sun long enough... hey, where'd everyone go? [votes: 15]
  • Long, long time ago... I can still remember how that music used to make me howl... [votes: 13]
  • The hills are alive with the sound of music... [votes: 10]
  • The call of the wild. [votes: 9]
  • What do you mean you're out of cat? Get me the manager! [votes: 6]
  • Beam me up, Scotty. [votes: 4]
  • I'll cry if you dont give me a caption. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 187 [September 17, 2006 - 243 entries]


Contest #187 1st place The reason you won is because I ate the rabbit. [votes: 70]  john
2nd place So, you carry your crate with you??? [votes: 51]  Gabby
r3rd place Hmmm...Crunchy on the outside, chewy in the middle! [votes: 40]  Herman
 
Honorable Mentions
  • The tortoise and the glare. [votes: 27]
  • I gotta tell you, I don't even move that slow when I'm sleeping! [votes: 18]
  • How do you like those mobile homes? [votes: 14]
  • If I hear that stupid "Tortoise and the Hare" story one more time, I'm gonna bite you! [votes: 14]
  • I'm falling asleep just watching you slow pokes! [votes: 13]
  • Tell me what you don't like about yourself. [votes: 12]
  • I hate when my dinner is still in the container. [votes: 11]
  • There is NO way I'm losing this staring match. [votes: 11]
  • The service round here is so slow. I ordered the cat salad an hour ago. [votes: 10]
  • The one on the left moved - I saw it. [votes: 10]
  • Whaddya mean YOU"RE going to win the race? That's just CRAZY!!!! [votes: 9]
  • How can you eat that stuff?!? [votes: 7]
  • So, did you come WITH the shell or was it optional equipment? [votes: 7]
  • RRRRUUUUNNNN [votes: 6]
  • You're supposed to lay on your bed, NOT carry it! [votes: 6]
  • You are the MOST BORING dinner guests I have EVER had! [votes: 6]
  • OK I will go with the cable instead of DSL! [votes: 5]
  • The tortoise and the hair. [votes: 5]
  • Errr, can you tell me what happened in 1825? [votes: 4]
  • Jack tries to size up his race opponent. [votes: 4]
  • Is it my birthday? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 186 [September 10, 2006 - 254 entries]


Contest #186 1st place I ate the cookies and the Elves. [votes: 101]  Donna4Jacks
2nd place Jack's Clubhouse Only. No Humans or Cats Allowed! [votes: 37]  Jennifer
r3rd place Could you hurry up and take the picture. This is HEAVY!! [votes: 25]  Krystal
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Ok everyone be very, very quiet, I am hunting rabbits. [votes: 23]
  • Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid. [votes: 22]
  • I'm not coming out til the bath tub is gone. [votes: 21]
  • Feeling lucky, punk? [votes: 18]
  • Most dogs would just go around the tree... [votes: 18]
  • Just one moment of privacy, that's all I ask! [votes: 13]
  • If I were king of the forest! [votes: 8]
  • Do I look like a happy home owner? [votes: 7]
  • Step away from the door and you will be spared. [votes: 7]
  • I catch my head on this door every time. [votes: 6]
  • yawwwwn...is it spring yet? [votes: 5]
  • No, I'm not coming out until the Cubbies win the Pennant. [votes: 5]
  • Hey I said there is no vacancy. [votes: 3]
  • You think I want to get fixed? [votes: 3]
  • No rabbits in here! [votes: 3]
  • It may look like a tree to you but its my home! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 185 [September 3, 2006 - 349 entries]


Contest #185 1st place Help me Obi Wan Kenobi... [votes: 32]  AuntBeno
2nd place And in this corner.....wearing white and yellow... [votes: 30]  echav2
r3rd place I don't CARE how many toys are in there with me! It's still a BATH! [votes: 28]  SpitFyre
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Rubber Ducky, you're the one... [votes: 24]
  • If this picture ends up on the internet, someone loses a shoe tonight! [votes: 24]
  • My slippers please. [votes: 22]
  • I'm not wearing anything under this robe. [votes: 21]
  • Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. [votes: 21]
  • Something about this seems so VERY wrong... [votes: 16]
  • Calgon, take me away!!! [votes: 16]
  • If this gets out, I'll probably lose my JRTCA membership and my pedigree too. [votes: 15]
  • Last picture of the duck in one piece. [votes: 13]
  • AFLAC! [votes: 11]
  • Can my life get any worse ?! [votes: 11]
  • Note to self....stay away from cow pies. [votes: 11]
  • There goes my street cred. [votes: 11]
  • Hurry up and take the picture so I can disembowel this duck! [votes: 9]
  • JRT sings: "Rubber ducky, you're the one..." Rubber ducky says: "Help. Me." [votes: 6]
  • I swim faster without ears. [votes: 6]
  • There's a mud puddle outside that needs my immediate attention. [votes: 5]
  • Duck, Duck, Goose. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 184 [August 27, 2006 - 389 entries]


Contest #184 1st place You put your left foot in, put your right foot out... [votes: 64]  Nancy
2nd place Mirror, mirror, on the wall...who's the most spoiled one of all? [votes: 56]  Gabby
r3rd place Wax on, Wax off! [votes: 26]  lostdreams
 
Honorable Mentions
  • HE DID IT! [votes: 22]
  • Stop doing everything I do! [votes: 21]
  • Paws to reflect. [votes: 21]
  • Hey, you look just like me! [votes: 16]
  • Rock, paper, scissors! I win!!!! [votes: 16]
  • J.R.T...phone home. [votes: 16]
  • When I think about you, I touch myself. [votes: 14]
  • Hey! That dude stole my leash! [votes: 14]
  • Pretty, I'm so Pretty!! [votes: 13]
  • I know you are, but what am I... [votes: 12]
  • OH NO!! Not another one!! [votes: 12]
  • Okay, lets shake on it. [votes: 10]
  • Ha!! I didn't say Simon Says!!! [votes: 9]
  • How much is that doggie in the window?... [votes: 8]
  • Hey mom, Hey dad, Look what i can make this guy do!!!! [votes: 8]
  • Nice to meet me. [votes: 6]
  • I feel like I've known you all my life. [votes: 6]
  • Do do do do - Can't touch this! [votes: 4]
  • TAG!!! I'm it! [votes: 4]
  • Bet you can't do this! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 183 [August 13, 2006 - 286 entries]


Contest #183 1st place Mom, STOP! I dropped my bone. [votes: 95]  Parker
2nd place WhitelineWhitelineWhitelineWhitelineWhiteline... I'm gonna be sick... [votes: 89]  Spitfyre
r3rd place I'll take four fried chickens and a coke, to go! [votes: 62]  Dave W
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon? [votes: 50]
  • Russell road rage!! [votes: 37]
  • Nobody said anything about the vet! I thought we were going to go to the park! [votes: 35]
  • Lo-Jack, advanced alarm system. [votes: 35]
  • I call shotgun! [votes: 27]
  • Hey Baby! How about some Jack with that shake! [votes: 21]
  • Hey baby, like my ride? [votes: 20]
  • Some days it's just great to be a dog! [votes: 18]
  • Hit the road Jack. [votes: 16]
  • This car comes complete with a JRT alarm system. [votes: 15]
  • Hey, You talkin to me? [votes: 10]
  • Are we there yet? [votes: 9]
  • Wanna drag for pinks? [votes: 7]
  • You expect me to smile on a trip to the Vet? [votes: 7]
  • Hey, can I listen to the radio while you are in the store? [votes: 7]

Results from Contest # 182 [August 6, 2006 - 304 entries]


Contest #182 1st place Aretheydoneyetaretheydoneyet aretheydoneyetaretheydoneyet? [votes: 94]  Erin
2nd place How do you like your cat? [votes: 41]  Bobby
r3rd place It's ok I'm watching the grill. [votes: 26]  rob
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack be Nimble Jack be quick, Jack's gonna have him a chicken on a stick! [votes: 22]
  • I kill 'em and he grills 'em...he'd better share! [votes: 21]
  • Grillmaster Jack. [votes: 19]
  • Beef! It's what's for dinner! [votes: 19]
  • Jack Be nimble Jack be quick Jack dont jump in the bbq pit. [votes: 18]
  • Pet the Cook! [votes: 17]
  • You said watch the chicken....whats it gonna do? [votes: 16]
  • I'm dressed for dinner! [votes: 15]
  • Pure Discipline. [votes: 12]
  • This is cruel and unusual punishment!! [votes: 11]
  • Every day dry dog food, everyday! I knew she was hiding something. [votes: 10]
  • I love football season. [votes: 10]
  • This is going to be the best birthday ever! [votes: 8]
  • Patience Jack... patience my boy. [votes: 7]
  • MEAT!! GIVE ME MEAT!!! [votes: 6]
  • If I don't stop digging holes in the backyard, it's me next! [votes: 6]
  • A little drool never hurt anyone. [votes: 6]
  • That porkchop is toast. [votes: 5]
  • The BBQ Kid. [votes: 4]
  • Hold the pickle, Hold the lettuce... [votes: 3]
  • Grill? I thought they said watch the growling. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 181 [July 30, 2006 - 216 entries]


Contest #181 1st place Butterfly kisses. [votes: 64]  Shane
2nd place BUTT-erfly sniffer!! [votes: 41]  Kacie
r3rd place You do understand Mr. Butterfly, that this is my way of saying Hello? [votes: 37]  C
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Excuse me...do you taste like chicken? [votes: 34]
  • Your frequent flyer miles are about to expire! [votes: 33]
  • Any final words? [votes: 23]
  • Bet you can't eat just one! [votes: 19]
  • Gone...in 60 Seconds. [votes: 16]
  • She smells buttery. [votes: 14]
  • Do you mind getting your nose out of my business? [votes: 14]
  • What's your problem dude? Stop tailgating. [votes: 13]
  • Dog and the Butterfly by Heart! [votes: 13]
  • The calm before the storm... [votes: 12]
  • Jack the Sniffer! [votes: 11]
  • Come fly with me... [votes: 9]
  • Beauty knows no bounds. [votes: 6]

Results from Contest # 180 [July 23, 2006 - 219 entries]


Contest #180 1st place They need to make these urinals a little more private...don't ya think? [votes: 54]  Becky
2nd place Wall of Terrier. [votes: 37]  icybeaches
r3rd place ICECREAM MAN !!!! [votes: 36]  Donna4Jacks
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I'll have two Jacks on the rocks, bartender. [votes: 34]
  • "Ready, Butch?" "Ready, Sundance!" [votes: 31]
  • Oh man, three years in the slammer just for chasing that cat. [votes: 19]
  • Psst... hey you... yeah you,buddy come'er. [votes: 17]
  • Tonight on COPS: The duo terrorizing the park were finally "collared". [votes: 16]
  • Hey, You're a stupid Rottweiler. I bet my friend could make you cluck like a chicken!!! [votes: 16]
  • Maggie couldn't help noticing that Jackie had put on a few pounds... [votes: 16]
  • Nobody puts Baby in the corner. [votes: 15]
  • Of COURSE the grass is greener! They actually HAVE grass! [votes: 13]
  • Please do not feed the animals. [votes: 12]
  • Hey stupid! We're not looking at them, they're looking at US!!! [votes: 7]
  • You ALWAYS get the sunny spot! [votes: 6]
  • If only these walls could talk... [votes: 5]
  • You might be bigger, but my tail's longer! [votes: 4]
  • Aaah! Cold paws! Cold Paws! Hurry! Over the fence! [votes: 2]
  • Man, she gets all the best assignments...me, I get stuck in the corner. [votes: 2]
  • Mirror mirror against the wall, which one is best. Near or far? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 179 [July 16, 2006 - 300 entries]


Contest #179 1st place "Jack" Nicholson. [votes: 75]  Julz
2nd place In-dog-nito. [votes: 26]  Merry
r3rd place Hand over the treats and no one will get hurt. [votes: 22]  Nancy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I'll Be Back... [votes: 20]
  • Panama Jack. [votes: 17]
  • Just Jack, Ma'am. Just Jack. [votes: 15]
  • My future is so bright, I gotta wear shades. [votes: 15]
  • I ignore the Puparazzi! [votes: 13]
  • A Jack Russell Turn Signal. [votes: 12]
  • If anyone spots Prick Ear Jack call the number shown on your screen. [votes: 11]
  • Who's your Doggy! [votes: 11]
  • Don't laugh...I get better reception this way. [votes: 11]
  • Too cool for dog school! [votes: 11]
  • You can't prove those pups are mine...Did you say DNA test? Oops... [votes: 10]
  • Auditioning for the new "Celebrity Dog Poker" show. [votes: 9]
  • Are you gellin? [votes: 9]
  • No comment. [votes: 7]
  • Jack is all ready for his Cat Anonymous meeting. [votes: 7]
  • Hey, baby...What's your sign? [votes: 6]
  • Pimp My Jack... [votes: 6]
  • No autographs, please. [votes: 4]
  • What we have here, is a failure to communicate. [votes: 3]
  • Oh come on now.. don't bark so loud...... [votes: 2]
  • Hollyjack. [votes: 2]
  • Tell me what you need, baby. I'm all ears. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 178 [July 9, 2006 - 249 entries]


Contest #178 1st place Oops...we dropped the cat. [votes: 68]  Robobear
2nd place Look! Dogs Gone Wild is here for Spring Break!! [votes: 37]  Dillon
r3rd place Like father, like son. [votes: 32]  P.S.
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Someday son this kingdom will be yours. [votes: 27]
  • I don't care how many times he yells fetch, I ain't getting THAT ball! [votes: 26]
  • Now, aren't you happy we paid extra for an ocean front room, honey? [votes: 21]
  • I don't know about you Smalls, but I'm bustin' outa here one day! Are ya with me?! [votes: 21]
  • Look there is Sparky, Ruffus, Zoey, Spuds. I wish we were not grounded. [votes: 17]
  • Mom!! I don't want to wait thirty minutes before I can swim! [votes: 16]
  • Some day kid, some day. [votes: 15]
  • Surfs up, dude. [votes: 14]
  • I hope they are going out to buy us some pants. [votes: 13]
  • Miami Vice. [votes: 12]
  • Are you kidding me? I'm not going out there looking like this! [votes: 10]
  • Ya gotta learn to fly sometime!! [votes: 9]
  • Wait for it......NOW!!! [votes: 6]
  • Mom always said never to spit but.. [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 177 [July 2, 2006 - 280 entries]


Contest #177 1st place Lumber jack. [votes: 80]  Nancy
2nd place Did ya get my Slurpee? [votes: 31]  Maggie's Kay
r3rd place J.R.T. on board. [votes: 28]  P.S.
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Tailgate party! BYOJ (Bring Your Own Jack). [votes: 23]
  • Jack Russell spoiler comes optional. [votes: 21]
  • I ruv Rowe's. [votes: 17]
  • ...for the dog that likes to live on the edge--pickup surfing! [votes: 15]
  • Captain Jack will gladly walk the plank before he surrenders to the pirates' outrageous demands. [votes: 15]
  • Arrr...Walk the plank, ye scurvy dog! [votes: 14]
  • $3.00 a gallon? Are you serious? [votes: 11]
  • Jumping Jack Flash, Is a Gas, Gas Gas! [votes: 10]
  • Guarding Against High Prices at the Gas Pumps! [votes: 10]
  • Don't try this at home kids, I'm a professional. [votes: 9]
  • OK, where's my tool belt? [votes: 8]
  • What are you looking at, we got work to do! [votes: 8]
  • Regular or unleaded? [votes: 8]
  • This is the wood for my new dog house, right?? [votes: 7]
  • Good form, but the tongue will cost him points from the German judge. [votes: 7]
  • Are we there yet? [votes: 6]
  • Going overboard. [votes: 6]
  • Did you see my brother Skip? He was right next to me and... [votes: 5]
  • I broke it, I'll fix it! [votes: 3]
  • You know I look good! [votes: 3]
  • Home of the Brave [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 176 [June 25, 2006 - 249 entries]


Contest #176 1st place CAUTION: Contents under pressure!! [votes: 96]  Heather
2nd place A bottle of jack. [votes: 65]  kelsey K
r3rd place This is screwed on WAY too tight! [votes: 46]  Herman
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You think THAT's funny....wait 'til YOU fall asleep! [votes: 36]
  • 2 liter pup. [votes: 28]
  • Jack was always the life of the party. [votes: 21]
  • Have a Coke and a smile! [votes: 17]
  • Also comes in handy 6 packs. [votes: 17]
  • Is there something on my face? [votes: 12]
  • Plastic surgery gone bad! [votes: 12]
  • Don't you dare twist to open. [votes: 12]
  • America's got talent !? [votes: 10]
  • Too pooped to pop! [votes: 9]
  • Sun block, JRT style. [votes: 7]
  • This is a Jack Russell CAPtion! [votes: 6]
  • Nightcap. [votes: 6]
  • You're a WINNER! [votes: 5]
  • He has his father's nose. [votes: 5]
  • Really, I'm breed standard! I swear that my nose is completely black! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 175 [June 18, 2006 - 218 entries]


Contest #175 1st place Hit the road Jack! [votes: 50]  Kim
2nd place Crouching Dog, Hidden Treat. [votes: 37]  RileyB
r3rd place I did a bad, bad thing. [votes: 36]  Nikki25
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Calm before the storm. [votes: 33]
  • Roll the ball, roll the ball, come on, roll the ball, I'm ready. [votes: 33]
  • Wait for it.... Wait for it... [votes: 27]
  • Worse...Timeout...Ever!!! [votes: 26]
  • Low-Jack. [votes: 26]
  • I'm sittin' right here till you tell me your sorry. [votes: 24]
  • Not gonna do it and you cant make me. [votes: 23]
  • Speed bump. [votes: 18]
  • One is the loneliest number... [votes: 17]
  • On the road again. [votes: 14]
  • I'm just waiting on a friend... [votes: 14]
  • Is there something on my back? I feel like there's something on my back... [votes: 11]
  • Flat Jack. [votes: 8]
  • Where are all my Chat room buddies? [votes: 7]
  • The wheels on the bus go round and round... [votes: 6]
  • I've been a bad boy. [votes: 5]
  • Jack SPLAT!!! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 174 [June 11, 2006 - 323 entries]


Contest #174 1st place Russian mail-order pup. [votes: 46]  Herman
2nd place Little red riding jack. [votes: 45]  kelly
r3rd place Go ahead, laugh, I know where your favorite shoes are. [votes: 40]  Nancy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You are sure this will cure my prick ears? [votes: 30]
  • Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match... [votes: 25]
  • Come closer, let me tell your fortune. [votes: 21]
  • Bones for poor, sir. [votes: 21]
  • Bad hair day!!!!!!!!! [votes: 19]
  • Little dog on the Prairie. [votes: 17]
  • Please Sir, may I have some more? [votes: 17]
  • Beauty school drop-out. [votes: 16]
  • Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves. [votes: 14]
  • Little Red Riding Hood...the Early years. [votes: 14]
  • The things I do for love. [votes: 12]
  • How do you like the Survivor new buff??? [votes: 9]
  • Gangster Jack. [votes: 8]
  • Meet the newest member of the Bloods. [votes: 8]
  • Could you spare some change? [votes: 7]
  • Bandana Jack !!! [votes: 6]

Results from Contest # 173 [May 28, 2006 - 310 entries]


Contest #173 1st place I guess sleeping in the bed tonight is out of the question huh? [votes: 36]  Gerry
2nd place What do you mean I can't come in the house? [votes: 27]  Kelsey
r3rd place What MUD??? [votes: 26]  kelly
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I'm getting a bath, aren't I? [votes: 25]
  • That sprinkler won't bother anybody again! [votes: 22]
  • I'm still 51% white. [votes: 22]
  • Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. [votes: 16]
  • You know you still love me. [votes: 15]
  • Jack was stunned to hear the BATH word again. [votes: 13]
  • Also comes in white... [votes: 12]
  • You should see the other guy... [votes: 12]
  • Did anybody see a groundhog go by? [votes: 11]
  • When the ground goes to you. [votes: 9]
  • Oh God I look like a Chinese Crested... [votes: 9]
  • Mud happens. [votes: 8]
  • I think I found the problem with your drain. [votes: 7]
  • Up through the ground came that bubblin' crude. [votes: 7]
  • Jackson Browne. [votes: 6]
  • You don't think this is permanent, do you? [votes: 4]
  • Mud, mud...glorious mud!! [votes: 2]
  • I wanna be a brunette! [votes: 2]
  • Will work for Bath! [votes: 2]
  • Here's mud in your eye!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 172 [May 21, 2006 - 264 entries]


Contest #172 1st place If we can't see them they cant see us... Right? [votes: 44]  Kelsey K
2nd place Pay no attention to the little white dogs behind the curtain! [votes: 41]  Lisa
r3rd place Undercover jacks. [votes: 40]  Kelsey K
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Proof that Jack Russells stink at hide-and-go-seek. [votes: 27]
  • I'm voting for Wishbone and Eddie. [votes: 22]
  • That's right Mr. Mail Man, just a few more steps... [votes: 19]
  • Do you feel a draft? [votes: 16]
  • Jack the Peeper. [votes: 15]
  • I'll vote for you....and you vote for me. [votes: 14]
  • My husband is home.....HIDE! [votes: 13]
  • So THIS is what's behind curtain #2! [votes: 12]
  • No ifs, ands or butts! [votes: 12]
  • If you want to see more that will be another $20. [votes: 12]
  • Peace of mind provided by JRT Home Security. [votes: 11]
  • We could TRY it that way... [votes: 9]
  • A City of Two Tails. [votes: 8]
  • I thought you were Democrat! [votes: 8]
  • Were one of these suspects on your lawn, Ma'am? [votes: 7]
  • Why are we hiding like this? [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 171 [May 14, 2006 - 227 entries]


Contest #171 1st place Socks..... I need more socks!!! [votes: 40]  Joey
2nd place "Jack the sniffer" - Caught by the nanny-cam! [votes: 39]  Scott
r3rd place This is a panty raid! [votes: 36]  Kathy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • The REAL sock monster caught in the act. [votes: 34]
  • Ever wonder why your socks match going into the drawer, but not when they come out? [votes: 31]
  • Boxers or Briefs ???? [votes: 31]
  • They WILL NOT go on vacation without me again!!! [votes: 25]
  • Victoria's Secret has GOT to be in here... [votes: 24]
  • Jack be nimble, Jacks can soar. Jack jumped into the lingerie drawer! [votes: 20]
  • Surely no one will find that bone in here! [votes: 19]
  • Hey MOM, I can't find it anywhere in here, is it in the other drawer? [votes: 19]
  • This ought to teach them to neuter me! [votes: 16]
  • Jack of all drawers. [votes: 14]
  • Never bury a bone in a sock drawer! [votes: 14]
  • I get the top bunk! [votes: 10]
  • What not to wear. [votes: 6]
  • Oh please dont tell me she is going to wear that again! [votes: 6]
  • Like my cute bed? My master's don't. [votes: 3]
  • I promise next time it'll be a natural GTG type shot!!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 170 [May 7, 2006 - 350 entries]


Contest #170 1st place Febreeze....it's that fresh. [votes: 49]  Amy
2nd place Mom really, im only half tired!!! [votes: 43]  chelsea
r3rd place Just GREAT! My tags are stuck in the carpet ...AGAIN! [votes: 32]  jack attack
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Dog tired. [votes: 30]
  • If you're really quiet you can hear the Carpet People. [votes: 29]
  • Out of gas. [votes: 24]
  • Jack the Tripper! [votes: 18]
  • Jack Splat. [votes: 15]
  • Landing gear failed. [votes: 13]
  • Oh darn! I have to get those front brakes fixed. [votes: 12]
  • Going to ground. [votes: 11]
  • Darn, leg fell asleep again... [votes: 10]
  • I don't like Mondays. [votes: 10]
  • This is the dumbest trick I ever learned to do. [votes: 10]
  • This end up. [votes: 9]
  • Not very good at playing possum. [votes: 8]
  • You had a bad day - The camera don't lie... [votes: 8]
  • Cramp cramp cramp cramp!!! [votes: 6]
  • Velcro Carpet!!! [votes: 5]
  • "No ifs, ands or BUTTS..... I'm tired!" [votes: 5]
  • Man...ruff landing! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 169 [April 30, 2006 - 214 entries]


Contest #169 1st place Hair Jordan. [votes: 50]  Jazmin
2nd place Next time throw a tennis ball will ya? [votes: 36]  Gerry H
r3rd place White Jacks Can't Jump. [votes: 33]  Jim C
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack finally taught those pesky kids a lesson about keeping their toys out of his yard. [votes: 26]
  • Shaq's jack. [votes: 23]
  • Jack the Gripper. [votes: 22]
  • Wilson....is it really you? [votes: 21]
  • Come on! That is totally traveling!! [votes: 20]
  • Suddenly, we realized that renting "Air Bud" might not have been the best choice... [votes: 18]
  • A bad hair day & static cling to boot! [votes: 12]
  • After seeing his 50" vertical leap, the NBA signed him immediately... [votes: 10]
  • Who says I have to dribble??? [votes: 9]
  • I feel pretty.. oh so pretty... [votes: 7]
  • Yeah, big deal; anyone can palm a basketball. [votes: 6]
  • When bally met hairy. [votes: 5]
  • ...I gotta flat!! [votes: 5]
  • What Dennis Rodman's dog gets for a chewie. [votes: 5]
  • Don King enters the basketball arena. [votes: 5]
  • Flat jack. [votes: 4]
  • You get the ball back when I get a trim. [votes: 3]
  • Only her hairdresser knows for sure! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 168 [April 23, 2006 - 230 entries]


Contest #168 1st place I saw it first. Did not. Did too. Did not. Did too. [votes: 45]  Rowdy Russell
2nd place I thought we agreed. What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine. [votes: 31]  tja
r3rd place Quick! Take this and hide it. [votes: 30]  Cat
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Sharing the last treat....PRICELESS. [votes: 28]
  • Cinco de Mine-O. [votes: 23]
  • Lady & the Tramp [votes: 20]
  • Jack the Gripper. [votes: 13]
  • Leggo my eggo. [votes: 13]
  • Here, I don't like it without salsa. [votes: 11]
  • Sharing is not in my vocabulary... [votes: 9]
  • Friends don't let friends eat chips alone. [votes: 9]
  • Jack Be Nimble! Jack Be Quick! Jack Run Away with the Rawhide Stick! [votes: 9]
  • I take no 'chip' from anyone! [votes: 9]
  • Nobody can eat just one! [votes: 8]
  • Yo Quero taco bell. [votes: 7]
  • See....Just like always, I get the short end of the chip. [votes: 6]
  • Get your own bag! [votes: 5]
  • Ahh, Love at first bite!!! [votes: 5]
  • Get your own bag. [votes: 4]
  • Good to the last chip. [votes: 4]
  • I thought I told you to get the Spicy Kitty flavor, Jack! [votes: 3]
  • Your chip or mine? [votes: 3]
  • One for you, none for me. Is that how it works? Let me count again. [votes: 3]
  • Jill didn't bring home the bacon, but she did bring the chips. [votes: 3]
  • Learning to share. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 167 [April 16, 2006 - 227 entries]


Contest #167 1st place Are you sure he's ours? He doesn't look like either one of us! [votes: 67]  Beanhead
2nd place Yeah, I look cute now...just wait until I rip the stuffing out of you! [votes: 38]  Baileygirl
r3rd place "Let's adopt," you said...what do you say now, Einstein? [votes: 34]  Jim C
 
Honorable Mentions
  • 5 more Minutes! [votes: 24]
  • Goldilocks and the two bears... [votes: 22]
  • Sleepin with the big dogs. [votes: 20]
  • Jilly sleeps with her bear behind. [votes: 17]
  • Looks like they're all STUFFED! [votes: 16]
  • I can't remember what I did last night. [votes: 16]
  • And then, there was this one time at band camp... [votes: 16]
  • Finally, my FOREVER home! [votes: 13]
  • Quick, he's passed out, get the scissors [votes: 12]
  • One of these things just doesn't belong... [votes: 11]
  • 14. Well Norm, you wanted that dog from Frasier... [votes: 9]
  • This dorm life is killing me. [votes: 8]
  • No, I am NOT adopted. [votes: 8]
  • I was having a nightmare. 2 funny-looking creatures were towering over me. [votes: 5]
  • The Three Stooges [votes: 3]
  • I'm staying at Holiday Day Inn Express EVERY night! [votes: 3]
  • This gal looks beary comfortable. [votes: 3]
  • I'll never get separation anxiety again. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 166 [April 9, 2006 - 259 entries]


Contest #166 1st place Happy Meal! [votes: 76]  Jennifer
2nd place Jack Russell Television. [votes: 42]  mel
r3rd place Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me. [votes: 39]  Gerry W
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Besides me eating you, I have great news. My owner saved 15% on his car insurance. [votes: 38]
  • Hamster, It's whats for dinner. [votes: 35]
  • Lunch box. [votes: 27]
  • Hey! Kibbles and Bits! [votes: 27]
  • Houston, we have a problem... [votes: 18]
  • Don't worry little buddies, I'll get you out asap!!!!!! [votes: 16]
  • Two for dinner? [votes: 15]
  • Before every Go-to-Ground, Jack likes to personally meet his quarry. [votes: 11]
  • Quick he's asleep make a run for it! [votes: 10]
  • I only have eyes for you!! [votes: 10]
  • If only in my dreams. [votes: 8]
  • Did you know it's rude to stare? [votes: 6]
  • We go in the cage, cage goes in the barn..Jack is in the barn... [votes: 6]
  • Drats, I think we have rats in the house. [votes: 3]
  • Go fetch. [votes: 2]
  • Love at first sight. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 165 [April 2, 2006 - 297 entries]


Contest #165 1st place A Pair of Jacks. [votes: 47]  Merry
2nd place She's touching me! [votes: 44]  Kathy
r3rd place Guess what Honey, I went to the Vet today, we're going to need a bigger kennel. [votes: 38]  Rooter
 
Honorable Mentions
  • We met at jackmatch.com. [votes: 37]
  • You wouldn't think we are so cute if you knew what we're planning... [votes: 37]
  • Little Diddy 'bout Jack and Diane... [votes: 28]
  • And they call it puppy love... [votes: 21]
  • I told you to have those ears fixed, now look at our engagement photo... [votes: 17]
  • These Photo Booths are so much fun. [votes: 15]
  • Moments like this make up for the hours of mayhem... [votes: 15]
  • I got you babe. [votes: 13]
  • Everyone needs a shoulder to lean on! [votes: 12]
  • Lean on me... [votes: 11]
  • The double mint twins gone bad. [votes: 11]
  • He's not heavy, he's my brother, but sometimes he does kinda smell bad. [votes: 8]
  • Love at first bite. [votes: 8]
  • Just keep staring and they will go away. [votes: 7]
  • We're buddies, until dinner is served. [votes: 6]
  • Are you sure that mirror is screwed tight into the ceiling? [votes: 6]
  • Jack? Yes Dear. Can I have ten dollars for the pet store? [votes: 5]
  • We are angels; but check back later. [votes: 5]
  • Get out of my shot!!! [votes: 5]
  • Really, Jill, I don't know who she is or how she got here. [votes: 4]
  • She's always giving me the cold shoulder! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 164 [March 26, 2006 - 397 entries]


Contest #164 1st place You're not as big as I think I am! [votes: 88]  SpitFyre
2nd place Us big dogs have to stick together. [votes: 35]  Evil V
r3rd place Good thing I'm being controlled by this leash or you'd be in big trouble, Marmaduke. [votes: 35]  Stan
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Internet dating doesn't work for everyone! [votes: 30]
  • Say hello to my little friend. [votes: 28]
  • WOW, its like looking in a mirror! [votes: 21]
  • Oh yeah, that's right....you heard me... [votes: 21]
  • Reach down, give mom a kiss, then you can go out and play. [votes: 18]
  • I hope I'm not in season! [votes: 16]
  • Love knows no boundries. [votes: 16]
  • Kiss me you fool. [votes: 15]
  • That nostril is almost big enough for me to go to ground. [votes: 14]
  • Jack frost nippin at your nose. [votes: 13]
  • I think you need a height card!!! [votes: 11]
  • Jack be little, Jack be quick, Jack will jump over the Danedlestick. [votes: 11]
  • "Assertiveness for Dummies" [votes: 7]
  • I accept your apology. [votes: 7]
  • You may now kiss the bride. [votes: 6]
  • Call me. [votes: 5]
  • So, how's the weather up there? [votes: 4]
  • Lucy was always a Tramp when it came to older men. [votes: 4]
  • Opposites attract. [votes: 3]
  • Dinner is served. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 163 [March 19, 2006 - 247 entries]


Contest #163 1st place Jumpin' Jack Trash [votes: 87]  lulu
2nd place That toy may have been old and ragged, but it was my favorite, and I will get it back! [votes: 53]  Penelope
r3rd place Man.. why do they hide the treats in such a big jar?? [votes: 31]  Terrier Treatz
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I suppose the kids with the super glue think this is funny. [votes: 30]
  • Worried about Identity Theft? Then fit the latest JR protection to your bin. [votes: 23]
  • Spider pup, spider pup.... climb up the trash can and open it up! [votes: 22]
  • I know you're in there and I have all day. [votes: 22]
  • I smell BACON. [votes: 21]
  • Don't lick frozen trash pails... [votes: 19]
  • He's getting the HANG of it. [votes: 14]
  • I think I can - I think I can - I think I can. No I can't. [votes: 13]
  • Meals on wheels for Jacks. [votes: 13]
  • Where's there a will, there's a way. [votes: 11]
  • Come outta there, you dirty rat! [votes: 9]
  • There is STILL some meat on that bone - duh! [votes: 7]
  • JRT version of dumpster diving. [votes: 5]
  • JRT Can Opener!!! [votes: 5]
  • No one ever told him he couldn't. [votes: 5]
  • Alley JACK. [votes: 3]
  • Need to lose to a couple pounds I think. [votes: 3]
  • When Jack gets too fat to do this he will go on a diet. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 162 [March 12, 2006 - 297 entries]


Contest #162 1st place If I can't see them...they can't see me... right?? [votes: 56]  Sandy
2nd place Jack could never understand how he was always found first in hide and seek. [votes: 48]  Aussie Chick
r3rd place Jack wakes up with bed head. [votes: 28]  Jimmy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack can run, but he can't hide!!! [votes: 27]
  • Is she done practicing the violin, yet? [votes: 23]
  • Jack's version of "time-out". [votes: 18]
  • Mom is running the bathwater, again!! [votes: 18]
  • AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Not the vacuum! [votes: 15]
  • I am one with my shame... [votes: 12]
  • Hide and seek, JRT style. [votes: 11]
  • Darn!!.....missed the bed!! [votes: 11]
  • I can't take it anymore. [votes: 10]
  • Jack's impression of a hammer-headed shark. [votes: 9]
  • I didn't see anything and I didn't hear anything! [votes: 9]
  • Oh mom, do you think you could Febreeze this soon??? [votes: 8]
  • Camera Shy [votes: 8]
  • Oh no please dont take my temp!! [votes: 7]
  • Are you sure it is supposed to be on my head? [votes: 7]
  • Who turned out the lights... [votes: 7]
  • I'm so ashamed about the cat I can hardly show my face! [votes: 7]
  • I hope you're not thinking up a caption to use here. [votes: 4]
  • I really lost my head on that deal. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 161 [March 5, 2005 - 314 entries]


Contest #161 1st place This is what the Easter Bunny looked like right before I got him! [votes: 55]  Karen R
2nd place Great...Four more years with a lousy Drivers License photo. [votes: 40]  Michael J
r3rd place Jack's obedience school graduation photo. [votes: 34]  Robobear
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Guess what I just did. [votes: 28]
  • Botox Dog [votes: 24]
  • Say cheese! [votes: 22]
  • Will prisoner #48585 please face forward. [votes: 19]
  • Was this the one that killed your chicken mamm? [votes: 19]
  • Reviewing his passport photo, Jack now regretted his 'smile and paws' decision. [votes: 18]
  • How Is my bat impression? [votes: 18]
  • I got gas! [votes: 16]
  • See...it couldn't have been me ...I'm neutered! [votes: 15]
  • SMILE....and the whole world SMILES with you. [votes: 14]
  • You've got cold hands Doc! [votes: 13]
  • Jimmy Carter's JRT [votes: 12]
  • Palmolive?! I've been soaking in it?! [votes: 12]
  • I'm the one your mother warned you about. [votes: 11]
  • "Tickle me Jack" [votes: 10]
  • A face only a mother could love... [votes: 10]
  • I'm way too cute to have done something like that! [votes: 7]
  • This will get me on that JRT site! [votes: 7]
  • Ahhhhh, love those ceiling mirrors. [votes: 6]
  • Smile? This is my smile. [votes: 6]
  • Order now and receive 2 5x7's free!! [votes: 5]
  • Honest, officer, the light was still yellow! [votes: 3]
  • You can tell me, I'm all ears. [votes: 3]
  • Not this again, I can't believe I agreed to this in-home documentary thing. [votes: 2]
  • Smile when you say that! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 160 [February 26, 2005 - 291 entries]


Contest #160 1st place How on EARTH is this comfortable for the cat?! [votes: 40]  Erin
2nd place I miss the cat... [votes: 38]  Cecilia
r3rd place I can't believe I eat the whole thing. [votes: 32]  Kira
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Curling! every time I watch the olympics...curling! [votes: 28]
  • Jack splat [votes: 28]
  • La-Z-Jack [votes: 27]
  • The day after Jack got neutered. [votes: 22]
  • Dog Tired [votes: 19]
  • The quiet before the storm. [votes: 19]
  • Dog Day Afternoon [votes: 18]
  • Scrubbed, shaved, and hung out to dry. [votes: 16]
  • Jack participates in the new olympic sport of couch skeleton. [votes: 15]
  • The Power of Frebreeze! [votes: 15]
  • Can I please have my bed back? I promise not to dig. [votes: 14]
  • Why can't they just accept that I'm a broken coat? [votes: 14]
  • DIRT, DIRT, I NEED SOME DIRT! [votes: 11]
  • That's the last time I eat ROADKILL. [votes: 10]
  • Couch potato! [votes: 9]
  • I dare you to move me! [votes: 9]
  • Mom is spelling into the phone again, must mean I am going to the bad place again! [votes: 8]
  • I've been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved? [votes: 8]
  • mmmmmm....... I think my sugar rush is gone. [votes: 6]
  • Five more minutes! [votes: 5]
  • Who said I was overactive? [votes: 4]
  • I'll never let go Jack... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 159 [February 19, 2005 - 404 entries]


Contest #159 1st place Jack got your tongue?! [votes: 74]  Jared
2nd place There's the problem...... you have a little squirrel between your teeth. [votes: 57]  yoyo
r3rd place That was my treat, and I'm gonna get it back. [votes: 36]  Tay
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack's fascination with canine dentistry began at an early age... [votes: 32]
  • Yep, it's a cavity alright. [votes: 21]
  • That bone was mine! [votes: 20]
  • Hey! I can see your tail wagging! [votes: 20]
  • Ignoring the danger, Pip went looking for his echo. [votes: 19]
  • Here kitty kitty kitty. [votes: 18]
  • Yep, you're right....hair ball! [votes: 17]
  • It's gotta be in here somewhere! [votes: 17]
  • okay, I'm pretty sure that's not considered minty breath! [votes: 15]
  • Can you see the cat yet? [votes: 14]
  • Stop it! You have to buy me dinner first! [votes: 13]
  • I am not a greenie...I AM NOT A GREENIE... [votes: 12]
  • Any left overs in there???? [votes: 12]
  • Houston, we have a problem! [votes: 12]
  • You said you'd got rid of the cat, but I didn't think you meant it! [votes: 11]
  • You took the words right out of my mouth! [votes: 8]
  • Follow the light Carol Ann. [votes: 6]
  • Yeah, you're right Bubba - you got a terrible under bite. [votes: 6]
  • I have a great idea on how to pay the cat back.... here's the plan. [votes: 5]
  • Mutt & Jeff [votes: 5]
  • Give me my dinner back. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 158 [February 12, 2005 - 282 entries]


Contest #158 1st place Never... Ever... play drinking games with a St. Bernard! [votes: 75]  Josie
2nd place When good pups go bad. [votes: 44]  anon
r3rd place This Jack's for you. [votes: 31]  anon
 
Honorable Mentions
  • My head was fine till I barked. [votes: 24]
  • Underage drinking leads to early beer gut syndrome. [votes: 19]
  • I've got friends in low places. [votes: 17]
  • Talk about hair of the dog... [votes: 17]
  • Never let anyone take a picture that you wouldn't want to show up on the internet. [votes: 14]
  • Who emptied the hot tub? [votes: 14]
  • The cat was suppose to be watching over him. Now look at him. [votes: 14]
  • At least I made it to my bed this time! [votes: 14]
  • Daddy's three favorite things. [votes: 12]
  • Bud-Lies-Here [votes: 12]
  • After Super Bowl, Jack goes to bed. [votes: 11]
  • Uhh...whassup? Did the Seahawks win? [votes: 10]
  • Cheap Date [votes: 10]
  • Dean Martin's JRT [votes: 10]
  • On Monday after the Superbowl, Jack's friends staged an Intervention. [votes: 9]
  • Sweet dreams are made of these... [votes: 8]
  • And that's why they call it the blues... [votes: 7]
  • Yup he's gonna feel blue in the morning. [votes: 7]
  • Like father like son! [votes: 7]
  • A rose betwen the two the thorns. [votes: 6]
  • Sleeping with the enemy. [votes: 6]
  • OOPS, I did it again. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 157 [February 5, 2005 - 345 entries]


Contest #157 1st place Nick Nolte's JRT. [votes: 44]  Willie
2nd place "Dirty Hairy" [votes: 33]  Heather
r3rd place Dirt devil. [votes: 28]  luckyduck326
 
Honorable Mentions
  • If you think I look bad, you should see the cat! [votes: 22]
  • But I stayed "IN" the yard... it's just a little deeper in some spots now! [votes: 20]
  • If you give me a bath, I'll just do it again. [votes: 18]
  • Rub-a-dub-dub, put Jack in the tub!! [votes: 17]
  • Describe these alleged paw prints... [votes: 16]
  • You dont have to spell it I know, I know its bath time. [votes: 16]
  • Yes mom, I washed my face. [votes: 15]
  • Am I still your favorite? [votes: 14]
  • Bad Hair Day! [votes: 13]
  • I'm guessing this isn't a good time to be a lap dog? [votes: 12]
  • NO! I'm not a stray! It's me...DILLON...don't you recognize me!? [votes: 12]
  • What? Do I have something in my teeth? [votes: 12]
  • I came, I dug, I got dirty. [votes: 10]
  • What, a bath? I'm not even dirty!! [votes: 10]
  • Got mud?? [votes: 9]
  • Hey Mom, I cleaned the fish pond for you. [votes: 9]
  • Ok who left the seat up on the toilet? [votes: 8]
  • Um, no I was NOT chasing squirrels under the house... [votes: 7]
  • C'mon......give us a kiss! [votes: 7]
  • Dogs gone wild! [votes: 6]
  • Wet dog? I don't smell no wet dog! [votes: 5]
  • When your done laughing, would you please get the brush? [votes: 4]
  • "I had a close encounter of the third kind." [votes: 3]
  • I can't be held accountable for what I have done...my collar is very tight... [votes: 3]
  • I don't need no stinking comb! [votes: 3]
  • You should have seen the other one!! [votes: 2]
  • Rainy days and Mondays. [votes: 2]
  • Bath time again? [votes: 2]
  • There's nothin like the feelin ya get ridin in a convertible! [votes: 1]
  • Can i have this dance? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 156 [January 29, 2005 - 312 entries]


Contest #156 1st place Tree doesn't look so safe now, does it, cat? [votes: 35]  pharvey
2nd place Bird dog. [votes: 31]  Tammy L
r3rd place I didn't mean to LITERALLY put me on a pedestal... [votes: 30]  Herman
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Known to birders and movie buffs alike as "Jack Sparrow". [votes: 28]
  • The dog next door has a better yard, whats up with that? [votes: 26]
  • Friends, Romans, countrymen. . . . lend me your treats! [votes: 24]
  • Splish splash I was takin' a bath. [votes: 23]
  • Every birdbath needs a lifeguard... [votes: 21]
  • The #1 Reason Why Birds Don't Bathe. [votes: 21]
  • The fountain of energy. [votes: 17]
  • My Kingdom for a squirrel! [votes: 16]
  • Jack patiently waiting for his lunch date. [votes: 13]
  • Come back here and I shall taunt you again! [votes: 13]
  • Dang birds must have used all the hot water. [votes: 12]
  • Next Christmas I want ice skates. [votes: 11]
  • The view from here is spectacular! [votes: 9]
  • Bye bye blackbird. [votes: 8]
  • Keep digging, I can see for miles from up here! [votes: 8]
  • Hey birds, I "scented" the bathwater for you. [votes: 7]
  • Land Ho! [votes: 7]
  • If you can't beat 'em, join em'! [votes: 7]
  • How do you spell R-E-L-I-E-F? [votes: 7]
  • Polly want a cracker? [votes: 6]
  • I feel like a birdy tonight, like a birdy tonight... [votes: 6]
  • First a bath, then lunch!! [votes: 4]
  • There's never a bird in sight when you want one. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 155 [January 22, 2005 - 294 entries]


Contest #155 1st place Maybe they won't notice, maybe they won't notice, maybe they won't notice... [votes: 70]  Ruth
2nd place What do you mean "where's the cat?" [votes: 33]  Suzanne
r3rd place Do I look pitiful enough yet? [votes: 30]  Jennie
 
Honorable Mentions
  • The cat had already lost some fur anyway! [votes: 28]
  • Is this the face of someone who would do THAT on the rug? [votes: 26]
  • If you wanted things that quiet you should have gotten a goldfish. [votes: 23]
  • Fifth timeout today - wonder if that's a record!! [votes: 20]
  • The devil made me do it. [votes: 19]
  • Oh Good, they're spelling now. We go soon. [votes: 18]
  • Oops, I did it again!! [votes: 16]
  • If you wanted one of those quiet little foo-foo dogs, you shoulda' got a Yorkie. [votes: 15]
  • I hate Mondays. [votes: 13]
  • I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing. [votes: 11]
  • "Jimmy Jack Corn...and I Don't Care..." [votes: 11]
  • Flat Jack. [votes: 10]
  • Can we please get this over with? [votes: 10]
  • Please tell me the Lord forgives beggars and little dogs! [votes: 9]
  • When did it become all about me? [votes: 8]
  • Finally got that E-collar off... glanced back there and they're gone... all gone!!!!! [votes: 8]
  • It was the same color as my training pads. [votes: 7]
  • No where to hide. No where to run! [votes: 5]
  • Darling.....but Deadly!!! [votes: 3]
  • What is up with THAT hair?? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 154 [January 15, 2005 - 344 entries]


Contest #154 1st place "tail"gate party [votes: 81]  Kristy Vines
2nd place Jack and Coke. [votes: 41]  Emilee
r3rd place The cat is starting to turn blue. [votes: 40]  Nancy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jackaholics [votes: 37]
  • Well now you've done it! The balls in there and dad's passed out on the couch! [votes: 36]
  • I triple DOG dare ya. [votes: 26]
  • Party animals [votes: 21]
  • Look, I wrote my name in their ice! [votes: 16]
  • Ah, it only has Dad treats! [votes: 15]
  • It doesn't get any better than this, boys! [votes: 12]
  • Tequila makes their clothes fall off. [votes: 10]
  • So who is gonna jump in and get my ball... [votes: 10]
  • One for you, two for me, one for you, two for me... [votes: 10]
  • BUD-WEIS-ER [votes: 9]
  • What, no Corona? [votes: 9]
  • I tell ya they wont miss one cold one. [votes: 9]
  • Sure we can drink beer---we are 18 in dogs years. [votes: 8]
  • I'm sure it's noon somewhere... [votes: 7]
  • Hurry, USC took a time out... [votes: 6]
  • It took three of us to open this thing, and there's still more lids! [votes: 6]
  • As you can see, a very spacious box...one room, refrigerator, and in YOUR price range! [votes: 6]
  • Guys, think of all those carbs! [votes: 2]
  • Do they roll as good as a tennis ball? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 153 [January 8, 2006 - 367 entries]


Contest #153 1st place Jackseat drivers! [votes: 71]  Grammi
2nd place Are we there yet? [votes: 59]  bls
r3rd place Car Jackers... [votes: 33]  Jakes mom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • JRT Navigation System now available! [votes: 26]
  • Ummm.... I don't mean to interupt you guys, but we had a bit of an accident back here... [votes: 25]
  • Hey, we're pulling into a place called, "Jack In The Box Drive-Thru." I'm worried. [votes: 23]
  • It's McDonald's, can we stop?? Oh Please can we stop! [votes: 21]
  • Hit the road, Jacks! [votes: 17]
  • I need a tree. I really really need a tree! [votes: 17]
  • Look at the pedigree on her! [votes: 16]
  • Driver, follow that cat! [votes: 15]
  • Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, it's off to Petsmart we go! [votes: 15]
  • OK... here's the bank drive-up window.... let's look cute!!! [votes: 13]
  • I think we're lost, but you know he wont stop and ask directions! [votes: 12]
  • He's touching me, make him stop! [votes: 9]
  • Hey Jack, I think that sign says "Vet. 3 miles". [votes: 8]
  • Remember the rule, bark at all red lights. [votes: 8]
  • This next stop better have some grass! [votes: 7]
  • Are we going to the bad place? [votes: 7]
  • Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore... [votes: 5]
  • Dad always says those words when he's driving. [votes: 4]
  • Worlds largest ball of twine, I can't wait! [votes: 3]
  • Oh no, I think we're in the last scene of a Thelma and Louise re-make! [votes: 3]
  • This is nice, but I prefer the BMW. [votes: 3]
  • 2 bumps on a log. [votes: 3]
  • I cant believe we had to hitch hike to the Nationals! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 152 [January 1, 2006 - 156 entries]


Contest #152 1st place Single white male, looking for love, the outdoorsy type... [votes: 34]  cb
2nd place A Jack Runs Through It. [votes: 33]  lelleybean
r3rd place That banjo music is giving me the creeps. [votes: 30]  katie
 
Honorable Mentions
  • What do you mean you had it all the time? [votes: 24]
  • Up jack creek. [votes: 22]
  • Yep! He should be swimming into the warm spot about right now! [votes: 22]
  • Aaahhh....that warms the water up a little. [votes: 21]
  • I'm looking for a "cat" fish. [votes: 20]
  • The True Grit Swimsuit Edition. [votes: 20]
  • Doggie day spa--Jack Russell Terrier style! [votes: 17]
  • My legs, my legs! Has anyone seen my legs??! [votes: 16]
  • Sign? What sign? I didn't see any sign! [votes: 15]
  • They weren't my bubbles. [votes: 15]
  • Crikey! Come here you little beauty! [votes: 13]
  • Please remember and help my brothers and sisters that were in real deep water in the Gulf States. [votes: 12]
  • Hey, Skipper, I see a boat, I think we're rescued. [votes: 11]
  • Marcco!! Polo!! [votes: 10]
  • I'm having fish for dinner... how about you? [votes: 10]
  • Can't a guy take a bath in peace. [votes: 7]
  • This is ccccold....thank goodness I was neutered last month! [votes: 6]
  • Go deeper? No? What? You go deeper! [votes: 5]
  • Come on in. The fishing is great. [votes: 5]
  • Get the net! [votes: 4]
  • I didn't know they made toilets this big. [votes: 3]
  • Wet behind the ears. [votes: 2]
  • Crossing Jordan. [votes: 1]

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