Jack Russell Terrier Picture Caption Contest Results

Results from Contest # 303 [December 28, 2008 - 158 entries]

		Whadda you mean, 'look out for the edge'? [votes: 33]	Sniggy
		You'll just have to stay there 'til it dries. [votes: 29]	Pat
		There can be only one! [votes: 28]	Clayton
	Honorable Mentions You are beagle! ...no you're a beagle!! ...no you're a beagle!!! ...no you're a beagle!!!! [votes: 27] Just dont tell mom I showed you this ok? [votes: 23] Jack was shocked by the sudden appearance of his doppelganger. [votes: 14] You Want the Truth? You WANT the Truth?? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! [votes: 14] Oh no. You pee first. [votes: 13] Fine! Act like a baby. See what I care. [votes: 13] I told you not to move. Did you move? [votes: 13] I told you NOT to eat that chili dog food, but NO you wouldn't listen!!! [votes: 9] Who ever blinks first will have stubby legs for life. Go! [votes: 9] To stain or not to stain, that is the question. [votes: 9] Jack began defending his spot for "New Years Rockin' Eve" a week early. [votes: 9] I said, you aren't gonna bite my tail again! [votes: 7] Cat in the house--look alive. [votes: 7]

Results from Contest # 302 [December 21, 2008 - 166 entries]

		Just wait and see what I leave you under the tree!! [votes: 33]	Riley
		Jackalope [votes: 29]	Nancy
		But do you recall, the most famous Jack Russell of all? [votes: 29]	ToniK
	Honorable Mentions After Christmas is over, remind me to bury the antlers DEEPER this time! [votes: 15] Max is pretty sure the Grinch has lost his mind. [votes: 14] Why do I have to do this every year? [votes: 13] You first cut my tail off, and now your not happy with my ears! [votes: 13] It wasn't funny last year either and it won't be in 2009! [votes: 11] Now I know why they called Rudolph names ... [votes: 11] If you think this looks stupid you should see what they put on the cat! [votes: 10] If you think this looks stupid, check out what they put on my tail ... [votes: 8] These are not 'prick' ears, and I resent the implication. [votes: 7] Do I get my presents when this is over? [votes: 6] You do know that payback is hell? [votes: 6] Those elves are really starting to tick me off. [votes: 6] Santa is going to know I'm a fraud, when I try to FLY! [votes: 5] The plan, ambush Santa & we have venison tonight! [votes: 5] Give me the cat, and I'll forget all about the antlers. [votes: 5] Holiday for you, stupid hat tricks for me. [votes: 4] I'm Dreaming of a Cat Christmas. [votes: 3] This is really cramping my style, but Merry Christmas! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 301 [December 14, 2008 - 267 entries]

		"Bud" "Weis" "Errrr" [votes: 44]	Sarah
		Bark! The herald angels sing... [votes: 37]	Millstone Farm
		Now give us some feline pudding....Now give us some feline pudding... and give it right now! [votes: 21]	Nikki
	Honorable Mentions All we want for Christmas is our two front teeth! [votes: 17] The three hairy tenors. [votes: 15] La La La...We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. [votes: 13] Oh, the weather out here is frightful, but feeding time is so delightful. [votes: 13] Peter, Paul, and Hairy. [votes: 13] "...and a partridge in a pear tree". [votes: 12] We are the dogs who say Ni!!! [votes: 10] Aint no hole big enough. Oh No No No. Aint no squirrell fast enough. Oh No No No. [votes: 9] Do Re Me [votes: 9] Waah!! Put us BACK! Put us BACK NOW!!! [votes: 5] Okay, we know you have the best pipes, so stop showing off! [votes: 4] We need one more for the barbershop quartet to work. [votes: 4] There's always one show off in every group. [votes: 4] Moe, Larry and Curly. [votes: 4] This puppy stuff is boring, I can't wait to HUNT! [votes: 3] Sure We may look cute now but... [votes: 3] My Three Sons. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 300 [December 7, 2008 - 191 entries]

		You think this is tough you should have seen me drag him out of the hole. [votes: 82]	gizmo
		Mine is missing, so I'm taking yours! [votes: 26]	anon
		A dogs version of pull my finger!! [votes: 24]	Jen
	Honorable Mentions he followed me home, can I keep him? [votes: 19] Moooveee!! You're in my spot! [votes: 16] give up? or are you thirsty for more? [votes: 15] Jacks last moment. [votes: 14] Wonder how long I can get away with this... [votes: 11] Jack had a strange hold on his German friend... [votes: 10] Tail envy...ehhh. [votes: 9] I'll hold this for you. [votes: 9] Do you want me to walk the dog? [votes: 8] Come with me if you want to live... [votes: 8] Sor-ry, but I'm still teething! [votes: 6] Is this where the conga line starts? [votes: 6] Bravery is... [votes: 5] I'm not sure who's enjoying this more. [votes: 2] Mine? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 299 [November 30, 2008 - 182 entries]

		Cattle Russeller [votes: 48]	Tank Conley
		I promise to eat mor chikin. [votes: 22]	rebecca91
		Got Milk? [votes: 21]	Linda Justus
	Honorable Mentions hmmm, Black/White, Rough Coat, Mostly white, 35 inch... nope too tall. [votes: 20] I said I wanted milk with my cookies, but this is ridiculous! [votes: 16] Let's see, I'll need a wire cutter and an alibi... [votes: 16] We're busting you out of this place Bes! [votes: 13] Don't be sad. You'll like it here. They let me chew on anything I want. [votes: 13] NO, the password is not MOOO! [votes: 13] I'll be faithful while you serve your time, i promise. [votes: 10] Your name is Mac. Big Mac. [votes: 10] Eat more chicken? Does that mean less cats? [votes: 10] I told you before not all happy cows are from California! [votes: 9] Hey, get out of my crate! [votes: 9] I think you might want to get a height card! [votes: 8] So, when do you become the beef? [votes: 5] Cow: Tell all my family and friends I LOVE THEM! [votes: 5] I'll take fries with that! [votes: 3] Nice Nose Ring [votes: 2] I moo you too. No, I really mean it! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 298 [November 23, 2008 - 148 entries]

		Where's the beef?! [votes: 61]	Sarah
		I ate the meat and left the healthy parts for you. No thanks necessary. [votes: 34]	Kat
		Who asked for a BLT - Bacon, Lettuce and Terrier sandwich! [votes: 21]	MP
	Honorable Mentions I don't like lettuce and tomato. [votes: 20] Jack suddenly felt the heat... [votes: 16] Keep it moving folks. Nothing to see here. [votes: 14] I can't remember how I got up here... [votes: 13] Look into my eyes and repeat after me: My dog don't eat sammiches... [votes: 11] Did you see me take it? [votes: 11] ahhh, I know nothing. [votes: 11] If it's any consolation, they tasted very good. [votes: 11] He did it. I am just guarding the rest. [votes: 8] Did that cat squeal on me AGAIN? [votes: 7] Don't look at me like that. I just wanted it toasted a little. [votes: 6] It was a ground Chuck sandwich, that's Chuck in the photograph. [votes: 3] Cat or parakeet...so many options. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 297 [November 16, 2008 - 148 entries]

		A little Jack and a little Wild Turkey. [votes: 60]	lilly
		Stay right there, I'm going to get some cranberry sauce. [votes: 45]	Don
		Forget it! I don't want turkey for Thanksgiving! [votes: 26]	lilly
	Honorable Mentions I found it, you stuff it. [votes: 21] Jack's first experience with Wild Turkey. [votes: 10] Guess who's coming to dinner? [votes: 9] We'll meet again. Happy Thanksgiving! [votes: 9] Objects in the mirror ARE larger than they appear. [votes: 8] Mom! The turkey's ready!!! [votes: 7] Who's the Turkey now sucker!!! [votes: 7] You are pardoned this year, Mr. Turkey. [votes: 4] Now I know what they mean by "don't shoot the messenger"! [votes: 3] Whatever that is, it sure is noisy! [votes: 3] He better hide if he wants to keep his head!!! [votes: 2] If you see a sharp, shiney hatchet, run. [votes: 2] Never trust one with a tiny head. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 296 [November 8, 2008 - 128 entries]

		Run........ she's calling Cesar Millan!!! [votes: 34]	Mollymoo
		Last one home has to kiss the cat! [votes: 33]	Don
		I'll get Dasher, you go after Prancer! I love Christmas time. [votes: 21]	Sunee Lighthall
	Honorable Mentions I told you it was a yellow jacket nest!! [votes: 20] Run! I heard the word "vet". [votes: 19] Roughs rule and slicks drool. [votes: 18] If we hurry, they won't be able to tell who did it! [votes: 18] Oh man they took off in the car without us again..Hurry up... [votes: 16] Catch Me If You Can. [votes: 10] Not another Sarah Palin interview!!!! [votes: 9] I did not have sex with that dog! [votes: 6] Cramp! [votes: 5] Winner gets the top crate. [votes: 5] She didn't mean a thing to me!!! [votes: 4] CAT, it's what's for dinner. [votes: 4] Race you to dinner! [votes: 4] Let's have a clean race , no bump-drafting please!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 295 [November 1, 2008 - 151 entries]

		Bark-a-lounger. [votes: 44]	oz
		I'll hold him down while you get the bone. [votes: 42]	linda k
		I'm not heavy, I'm his brother. [votes: 19]	dee
	Honorable Mentions It's not what it looks like! I promise. [votes: 15] We are like peas and carrots. [votes: 13] I'll wait - he'll get tired eventually... [votes: 13] This ride is broken! [votes: 12] I just LOVE these big, overstuffed cushions! [votes: 10] All too soon--a lab and his bone are soon parted. [votes: 10] On top of old Smokey... [votes: 10] Oh, Lord! My pillow just started CHEWING! [votes: 10] Jack on a back. [votes: 9] I don't think he knows I'm here. [votes: 9] Is this the Greyhound to Atlantic City? [votes: 7] Sometimes, you need to farm out these trivial chewing tasks. [votes: 5] The cement is too hot for my toes. [votes: 5] Can someone get this monkey off my back? [votes: 4] Takeoff has been delayed. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 294 [October 26, 2008 - 194 entries]

		Step away from my pool. [votes: 52]	oz
		This is NOT my happy face! [votes: 36]	Jan
		This is why you don't feed Gizmo after Midnight!!! [votes: 20]	Erin
	Honorable Mentions Do I look happy to you? [votes: 20] See, Mom, I brushed. [votes: 19] Dirty mouth. Clean it up... [votes: 16] Go ahead, make me bathe. [votes: 15] I have an idea... YOU take a bath! [votes: 13] This is what you get when you cross an alligator with a Jack. [votes: 13] I use Crest whitestrips after every go to ground, shouldn't you? [votes: 7] Dogcartes: "I think I am clean; therefore, I am." [votes: 7] Just remember ... revenge is best served cold... [votes: 6] You wanted a short haired Jack, well guess what! [votes: 6] Gawd, this water's cold! [votes: 5] So tell be again how a swim is different from a bath. [votes: 5] Calgon, take me away? I thought she said CATGON! [votes: 3] Hey, baby, come on in, the water's fine. [votes: 3] That's one bad hat Harry! [votes: 3] No touchy!!!! [votes: 2] I hate the paparazzi! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 293 [October 19, 2008 - 163 entries]

		Whoever blinks first has to kiss the cat. [votes: 45]	Jo
		Look me in the eyes and tell me you didn't do it. [votes: 32]	Vickie
		Mom, I had a bad dream. Can I sleep with you? [votes: 20]	Carol
	Honorable Mentions Mom, I don't think you have to watch me this closely!!! [votes: 17] Couch is off limits. Not going to tell you twice. [votes: 14] That's right! I said there was a new dog in town! [votes: 13] Mini-Me...You complete me! [votes: 12] Can you see me now? [votes: 12] You do look more like your mother's side of the family. [votes: 11] Be afraid! Very afraid!!! [votes: 11] Say hello to my little friend. [votes: 9] Always look your opponent directly in the eyes. [votes: 7] Will I be big like you someday? [votes: 7] Please, Mom, may I stay up a little bit longer? [votes: 7] I'm King of the Couch! [votes: 6] Honey, I shrunk the dog! [votes: 4] One look is all it takes. [votes: 4] David and Goliath. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 292 [October 12, 2008 - 187 entries]

		A true friend will take a time out with you. [votes: 36]	jkrslkay
		Get used to it kid. I have a feeling we're going to be here a lot. [votes: 33]	Sunee Lighthall
		I chewed on the rug, what did you do? [votes: 26]	marcus
	Honorable Mentions That' all for today. Tomorrow we'll learn how to drag our butts across the carpet. [votes: 21] Partners in crime. [votes: 20] How long are you in for? [votes: 14] Thanks for stick'n up for me Buddy, but now we both are in time out. [votes: 11] The kid gets his pants back when I get my dinner. [votes: 9] Ok.... it's time we have a little chat, you don't pull my tail anymore and I won't bite yours! [votes: 9] A boy and his Jack are seldom parted. [votes: 9] We were bad. Very, very bad. [votes: 9] I understand - I wouldn't want to wear pants, either... [votes: 9] One of us is house trained. [votes: 3] If neither of us talks they'll never figure out who was to blame! [votes: 3] I'll be your alibi if you'll be mine! [votes: 1] Can you "spare a square?" [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 291 [October 5, 2008 - 147 entries]

		The way I figure it we have a half hour to learn how to climb this tree before he gets here. [votes: 38]	Jeff
		I know I'm a hunter, BUT THAT THING HAS ARMOR! [votes: 30]	Gabe
		What a nightmare, a turtle with a monkey on it's back and a white foo foo dog helping me tree a cat. [votes: 25]	PLH
	Honorable Mentions You're right ...Were barking up the wrong tree! [votes: 19] Can he see me now? [votes: 17] Wait! I think I found the elves making cookies! [votes: 14] Don't look now but there is a walking boulder !!! [votes: 13] I think I have hare in my mouth. [votes: 13] Hang in there, Jack, help is coming...eventually. [votes: 12] Well, there goes our lunch, but here comes our dinner! [votes: 9] Monster coming, quick, climb up this tree. [votes: 7] Jack, forget the coconuts. Don't worry Scottie, the security is slow to respond. [votes: 6] Turtle - it's what's for supper! [votes: 6] Pssst, rumor has it that the new guy over there failed go to ground, pass it on. [votes: 5] Look, their center fielder is kinda slow, so hit it to him! [votes: 3] Yea! She is going to California! She left two days ago. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 290 [September 28, 2008 - 213 entries]

		My Halloween Costume is almost finished! ...Think Chocolate Lab. [votes: 49]	Jenny
		Does this mean that I'm not allowed in the house? [votes: 31]	Pat
		But Im still 51% WHITE! [votes: 26]	Marcus
	Honorable Mentions Mud??? What mud??? I don't see any mud. [votes: 26] I patrolled the perimeter . . . and there was a small puddle . . . [votes: 20] Jack was amazed to hear the "bath" word again. [votes: 18] If you think this looks bad, you ought to see what the cat looks like! [votes: 15] Jack Splat [votes: 13] You want a piece of me? [votes: 12] Mud Puppy [votes: 9] I read it in Cosmo.... It's great for the pores! [votes: 8] Did I miss a spot? [votes: 7] Gosh, that was fun! [votes: 6] Are you sure there's a groundhog down there? [votes: 6] Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? [votes: 4] Be afraid. Be very afraid. [votes: 4] I get my facials for free! Beat that! [votes: 3] Who needs a pricey spa? I can get a mud treatment in my own backyard! [votes: 3] I found the mud! [votes: 3] Jack just thought he was going to dig his way out... [votes: 2] The good life. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 289 [September 21, 2008 - 154 entries]

		You threw the stick out there, now YOU go get it! [votes: 40]	Don
		HI. My name's Jack. I like to take long walks on the beach. Call me! [votes: 22]	Erin
		But Mom, all of the other dogs are just wearing collars! [votes: 19]	sam's dad
	Honorable Mentions Do I look like a retriever to you??? [votes: 17] Quit calling me Wilson! [votes: 16] Don't blame me for that puddle! [votes: 15] Has it been long enough since lunch? [votes: 15] The JRT Swimsuit Edition. [votes: 14] Who took my Corona? [votes: 14] I'm too sexy for this beach... too sexy... [votes: 8] So is this where did you say I could potty? Could you please be more Pacific. [votes: 8] Sand, wind, surf and no cat---priceless. [votes: 6] I'm not going in-I keep hearing that music from Jaws. [votes: 6] Poor guy, I thought everyone knew how to dog paddle! [votes: 5] This breeze is really giving me beach hair. [votes: 3] I got to go on vaction and you didn't... [votes: 3] "That's some bad hat, Harry", Hey cmon, that's from Jaws. [votes: 3] No more autographs, thanks! I'm on location for "Lost" season 6! [votes: 3] Should I go get the person that was walking me? [votes: 2] Put me in coach! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 288 [September 14, 2008 - 171 entries]

		Can You Hear Me Now? [votes: 30]	T
		They de-clawed the cat. Pass it on. [votes: 27]	Dave W
		Muddy paws on the couch in 10 minutes - pass it on. [votes: 27]	Deb Weir
	Honorable Mentions Did you hear who's in heat THIS week? [votes: 20] You are not supposed to wear white after Labor Day. [votes: 19] Jack and Jill secretly went over their plan to take over the park. [votes: 15] And this one time.....at Band Camp... [votes: 14] Wanna go make some puppies? [votes: 11] Jack Whisper. [votes: 11] Hey Jack, wanna go up the hill? [votes: 10] I told you she had fleas. [votes: 9] Wow - I see daylight!! [votes: 8] You did what to that awful costume they put you in last week? [votes: 8] Puppy secrets. [votes: 8] Jackie happily shared the neighborhood gossip. [votes: 6] Don't let this pink collar fool you, I'm bucking for a Section 8. [votes: 4] Pssst, I heard Sly missed the Nationals for a foxhunting trip. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 287 [September 7, 2008 - 171 entries]

		If my owner only had a brain! [votes: 37]	Donna5Jacks
		I'll get you and your little dog too! [votes: 35]	Donna5Jacks
		I'mmmmmm melting! [votes: 26]	Jen
	Honorable Mentions Last Week It Was The Grapefruit, Now This. [votes: 19] Oh no, The sorting hat put me in Slytherin! [votes: 16] "Hairy" Potter. [votes: 16] Just waiting on the Lion and the TinMan. [votes: 10] I told you - I wore this LAST year! [votes: 10] Yappy Halloween!!! [votes: 10] Hello my PRETTY! [votes: 9] Enough with the trick or treating. It's nap time. [votes: 9] The Scream. [votes: 7] WHY can't I be myself for Hallowe'en? [votes: 5] You think I look funny? Look in the mirror! [votes: 4] I've got a little frog in my throat. [votes: 3] Now where did I put that broom? [votes: 2] Am I ready for Halloween or what!?!?!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 286 [August 31, 2008 - 113 entries]

		She thinks this is funny.........wait til she sees what I left in her bed! [votes: 39]	Mary G
		This is why dogs bite! [votes: 37]	DextersMom
		Coach said I can't play without a helmet! [votes: 24]	DextersMom
	Honorable Mentions Jack...The Next Fruit of the Loom guy! [votes: 22] Can I please move to your house? Please! [votes: 21] Blondes have more fun! [votes: 14] Orange you glad you're not me! [votes: 13] Wasting away again in Margaritaville. [votes: 13] Put Me in coach. [votes: 11] Somebody send this kid to Camp!!! [votes: 10] Yes, I am being held against my will. Please help. [votes: 10] Are you ready for some football? [votes: 9] You hate me, don't you? [votes: 9] Must be football season again. [votes: 8] Jackie was not sure about being crowned Miss Grapefruit. [votes: 8] Jack and Lime!! [votes: 7] Jack can't wait for grapefruit season to end! [votes: 6] I look a right melon. [votes: 4] My prick ears really weren't that bad. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 285 [August 24, 2008 - 113 entries]

		I peed on his leg, and he's STILL smiling! [votes: 48]	DextersMom
		The rock may say "welcome", but you gotta get through me first! [votes: 36]	Dawn S.
		Is it still starring at me?? Make him stop! [votes: 19]	Kim
	Honorable Mentions Go ahead, laugh at the gnome ... I triple dog dare ya. [votes: 16] My travelocity agent will help plan your National trip. [votes: 16] Gnome Alone. [votes: 16] None Shall Pass! [votes: 14] Ever get the feeling somebody is staring at you? [votes: 12] To "Gno-me" is to love me! [votes: 11] Stay back or the silly gnome gets it! [votes: 9] The sign says welcome but Jack thought otherwise. [votes: 8] Welcome to my HOME, not my GNOME! [votes: 7] Gnomebody's home... [votes: 7] Just a few more things to practice lifting my leg on. [votes: 6] Strike a Pose... [votes: 6] If I stand real still maybe he will go away. [votes: 6] Jack had a bad hobbit of barking at the mailman. [votes: 5] I'm not moving until he moves. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 284 [August 17, 2008 - 114 entries]

		I'm siiiiiiiiiiiiinging in the rain. [votes: 52]	Deb Weir
		....things would be much easier if they just gave me a water bowl!! [votes: 29]	JJ
		MustKillTheWater MustKillTheWater MustKillTheWater [votes: 26]	Pete M
	Honorable Mentions Jack the Dripper. [votes: 20] I know, I know she's going to yell, but I'm enjoying this sooooo much!!! [votes: 13] Dirty mouth? [votes: 13] Water only seemed to anger the beast! [votes: 10] Jack's idea of dental hygiene. [votes: 9] This is pure Heaven - don't even bother me!!!! [votes: 8] Hope they won't smell Cat on my breath! [votes: 8] Every time i sing, i get a shower. [votes: 4] It's not MY fault - you put it here!! [votes: 4] AWW MAN, MY HAIR! [votes: 4] Getting a drink around here can be exhausting! [votes: 3] What a beautiful fountain. [votes: 3] A TRUE sprinkler head. [votes: 2] Surely there is a better way to get a drink around here! [votes: 2] Sprinkle me! Sprinkle me more! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 283 [August 10, 2008 - 228 entries]

		Mom make him stop looking at me. [votes: 26]	julie t
		You poop where? [votes: 24]	Jeremy Bazzle
		Oh no you didn't just blame that on me. [votes: 23]	Curt
	Honorable Mentions How do you know the kid didn't pee on the floor? [votes: 21] Pick me! Pick me! [votes: 21] What are you in for? [votes: 19] He's my brother from another mother...and father...and species. [votes: 18] On the next Springer...Twins switched at birth. [votes: 10] how are you going to explain this one to Daddy!? [votes: 10] Wait 'til they're not looking and I'll show you how to escape. [votes: 7] What's HE looking at?! [votes: 7] Oh No !!! It's Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy!!!! [votes: 7] Hey, He's Got Better Toys Than I Do!! [votes: 6] Do you smell something? [votes: 6] No one puts baby in the corner! [votes: 5] Excuse me but I booked a single! [votes: 5] Oh no! It looks like I'll be moving to the dog crate! [votes: 3] Work it Jack work it. They always go for the sad eyes! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 282 [August 3, 2008 - 157 entries]

		The smell of victory, the agony of da feet. [votes: 32]	Ziggydog
		And you think my BREATH smells bad???!! [votes: 24]	Erin
		Jack the sniffer. [votes: 23]	rob
	Honorable Mentions This Dude's DEFINITELY Not Gellin!!! [votes: 22] Doctor, the patient is ready for surgery now. [votes: 22] Next best thing to being near my owner. [votes: 18] Ah! I love the smell of Nikes in the morning! [votes: 17] They won't let me chew them, but they can't stop me from smelling them! [votes: 15] It's tough being a TSA screener! [votes: 13] If I can't go for a walk, at least I can reminisce. [votes: 12] I'll sure miss'em when they're gone! [votes: 8] Let's face it..... dogs like ''stinky." [votes: 7] It's a knock out! [votes: 7] If the shoe fits, smell it. [votes: 7] Breathe right nose strips, for Dogs. [votes: 6] It beats the Dutch Oven. [votes: 6] Smells better than my kennel. [votes: 2] Good place for a stick up. [votes: 2] Smells like bacon. [votes: 2] If I close my eyes...maybe the smell will go away. [votes: 2] Down and Dirty. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 281 [July 27, 2008 - 157 entries]

		We won! We won! We won!!! [votes: 36]	Cristi Hill
		The Terrier Tango [votes: 35]	karen
		Ding dong the cat is dead! Cat-o, cat, the cat is dead! [votes: 29]	Dixie's Mom.
	Honorable Mentions Try Puppylove.com.... it worked for us... it will work for you! [votes: 23] Lift me up higher, I can almost reach the cat. [votes: 22] I've got you babe! [votes: 19] Shall we dance? [votes: 14] Oh, Jack! Who knew you could hunt AND dance? You're amazing! [votes: 13] It's going to start raining bones any minute now Son, I promise! [votes: 13] I'll lead, no I'll lead, noooo I'll lead, noooooooo I'll lead. [votes: 12] Dirt Dancing II [votes: 10] Beam us up Scottie! [votes: 10] I'll lead; watch your paws!! [votes: 8] The bride and groom dance was a howling success... [votes: 8] You have squirrel stuck in your teeth. [votes: 7] YOU HAD ME AT ARF! [votes: 7] Does my breath smell minty fresh? [votes: 4] The trick is to never look down. [votes: 4] Jack and Jill went up the hill .... it was a while before they came back! [votes: 2] We come in peace! [votes: 2] Hey buddy, can you give me a lift? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 280 [July 20, 2008 - 215 entries]

		SHAAARRRRKKKK!!!! [votes: 49]	Sassy's Mom
		Wilson! [votes: 24]	Misty
		I don't know what it is, but I know I don't like it! [votes: 19]	Gail S.
	Honorable Mentions Put It Back ! It scares me ! Put it Back !!! [votes: 17] Poor Jack's mouth was never the same after his last fetch. [votes: 16] You get the stick. [votes: 12] I will not fetch the stick. [votes: 12] What does this have to do with Agility? [votes: 11] NO! Find your own way back to shore! [votes: 11] No! I am not going out on a limb for you again! [votes: 11] It was a little pitchy dawg, But you're going to Hollywood! [votes: 11] Don't come any closer - I'll jump. [votes: 10] Although JRTs are considered a working breed, dogs were never intended to be used as fog horns. [votes: 8] Jaws Redux. [votes: 7] I want to speak with my agent!!! [votes: 7] Jack hates playing Titanic and so makes Rose be in the water this time. [votes: 4] Look out, there's a shark behind you! [votes: 4] I will not wear fins, I won't, I won't. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 279 [July 13, 2008 - 215 entries]

		It seemed like a good idea at the time... [votes: 40]	Kilo's Mom
		I told you I'm not going to the Vet. [votes: 34]	maggie
		A DOGwood tree. [votes: 33]	Pat
	Honorable Mentions I know the stick landed in here. I just don't know which one it is... [votes: 27] How embarrassing, I just been treed by a squirrel. [votes: 25] "Be the squirrel!" "Be the squirrel!" Now what? [votes: 23] Jack suddenly found himself out on a limb. [votes: 21] Here, kitty kitty kitty! [votes: 20] The cat made this look easy. [votes: 20] So much for that Invisible Fence idea! [votes: 14] Jack was barking up the wrong tree. [votes: 12] I got in, all right. Now how do I get out? [votes: 8] Location, location, location. [votes: 7] Anyone lose a cat? He's on the next limb. [votes: 6] Be the tree... Be the tree... [votes: 6] OK so call the fire department already. [votes: 6] Oh! What tangled Web we weave... [votes: 5] Look Ma I'm campin!!! [votes: 3] And I thought my kennel was bad... [votes: 3] I'm just trying to get a bird's eye view. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 278 [July 6, 2008 - 186 entries]

		Jumping Jack Splash. [votes: 55]	Mikey
		This counts as a bath!! [votes: 42]	Gemma Welles
		Jack be Nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the waterstick! [votes: 30]	Pat Profit
	Honorable Mentions Jack seriously underestimated the sprinkler's power! [votes: 20] Jack's version of a bidet! [votes: 17] Could you turn down the pressure just a little!! [votes: 17] Wow - this is great - now could someone please get me down?? [votes: 17] The joys of summer. [votes: 13] Yippee, Skippy - I'm all drippy!!! [votes: 13] This is so much cooler than jump rope! [votes: 12] Curiously refreshing. [votes: 11] Ya gotta have balls to do this. [votes: 10] Jack has his first lesson on shrinkage. [votes: 9] Jack springs eternal. [votes: 6] First date tonight. [votes: 5] Up, up and away! [votes: 4] NO FAIR! NO FAIR! I got water in my eye! [votes: 3] It's not the heat, it's the humidity! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 277 [June 29, 2008 - 188 entries]

		I hope she doesn't dress the cats up like an Indian and a construction worker. [votes: 56]	N
		I just know I'm going to end up on "What Not to Wear"! [votes: 24]	connie
		Dear Lord, please don't let the cat see me dressed this way. [votes: 21]	jkrslkay
	Honorable Mentions I can't even look at this outfit they put on me. [votes: 15] I hate when mom picks out my outfits! [votes: 15] Dude....Let me rest. I've been on the road all day. [votes: 15] I wish my human would get a life! [votes: 14] Dad's riding a Kawasaki! I can't bear to look! [votes: 13] I know nothing...Nothing! [votes: 12] B-B-BAD TO BONE!! [votes: 11] Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cap is mine to keep! [votes: 9] Nap Time After A Long Day On The Hog! [votes: 8] I swear, Dad, the light was GREEN!!! [votes: 7] Bright light! Bright light! [votes: 7] I spun the Wheel of Fortune of Life and it came up Poodle owner. [votes: 7] Once again, Jack regrets getting dressed in the dark. [votes: 6] Jack was mortified that his owners didn't match his sweater and hat. [votes: 6] Oh no I got a bug in my eye! [votes: 5] Please take away that mirror. [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 276 [June 22, 2008 - 188 entries]

		Ahh..now this is a mistake they won't make twice. [votes: 29]	Tom
		You bake 'em; I take 'em. [votes: 24]	christi
		Got milk? [votes: 22]	Rocky rules
	Honorable Mentions "Momma's little baby loves short'nin, short'nin". [votes: 21] Jack figured that rearranging the cookies would make it less obvious that he took some. [votes: 19] So many biscuits, so little time. [votes: 15] ...and the Gingerbread Man was never heard from again...The End. [votes: 12] Betcha Can't Eat Just One! [votes: 10] Oooh...so many choices! [votes: 9] Jack be nimble..Jack be quick... [votes: 8] Jack knew that he just wouldn't be walking out of the kitchen. [votes: 8] Keep moving, nothing to see here. [votes: 8] Look into my eyes... Deep into my eyes...These cookies are all mine. [votes: 7] FEAR ME!!! I am the cookie monster! [votes: 7] A moment on the lips...hehehe...like it would even be there that long! [votes: 6] What? No croissants?? [votes: 6] Me want cookie! [votes: 6] The baker's little helper. [votes: 5] Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack almost stole a breadstick. [votes: 5] One jump and they are mine. [votes: 4] Only if my mother liked taller men then i wouldnt have this problem..Grrr. [votes: 3] Chef Jack feels the need to sample. [votes: 2] My eyes adored you... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 275 [June 15, 2008 - 182 entries]

		One look at Jack's face, and Jill knew she'd have to drain the pool. [votes: 43]	Bernie
		Chase the cat, dig in the garden, lounge in the pool...Perfect day! [votes: 33]	Pam
		Pee in the pool and the kids will get out everytime! [votes: 32]	Kat
	Honorable Mentions I'm white again, Can I get out now? [votes: 31] Dog Days of Summer. [votes: 30] I'm so sexy in my pool. [votes: 22] If that squirrel falls in here....he's history!! [votes: 20] Look Mom, I'm a water fountain. [votes: 14] Hot Foot! Hot Foot! Aaaaaaaaah! [votes: 14] AAAHHH....(hopefully the water won't turn purple). [votes: 13] Jack pees in the pool again. [votes: 11] If I drown, will Pamela Anderson save me? [votes: 11] The pause that refreshes... [votes: 10] No one could stop Jack from being happy... [votes: 8] Hot Dog! [votes: 8] Playing it cool. [votes: 7] Life guard at work.....suntan lotion Please! [votes: 7]

Results from Contest # 274 [June 8, 2008 - 156 entries]

		A pair of JACKasses. [votes: 117]	DextersMom
		We got the ball; now how do we get OUT? [votes: 22]	DextersMom
		Bottoms up. [votes: 20]	Ginger
	Honorable Mentions Craigslist: Two used Jack bottoms; still workable only missing top portion. [votes: 18] Bobbing for rats. [votes: 17] Hurry! Get the ball before the Janitor comes back! [votes: 14] Heads or Tails.....TAILS! [votes: 9] I think the new water bowl is a little too tall. [votes: 9] Honey, can we ask for directions now? [votes: 9] The true meaning of "bucket seats". [votes: 7] Cute, but not very absorbent. [votes: 7] Dive - - Dive! [votes: 7] Jack's just never get the idea that they are terrible at 'hide and seek!' [votes: 6] Was this your idea? I'm sure it wasn't mine! [votes: 5] Why do we do this? Because it's there! [votes: 5] A bucket of fun! [votes: 5] Another ruff night for the Jacks on South Beach! [votes: 4] Think this is bad? wait till she rings us out! [votes: 4] This end up. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 273 [June 1, 2008 - 144 entries]

		Game...Set...Match...SQUIRREL! [votes: 29]	Kilo's Mom
		Advantage, Mr. Russell. [votes: 28]	Steve T
		I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna catch it! [votes: 17]	Ken
	Honorable Mentions Yeah...you better run! [votes: 13] This is gonna be game, set, match real quick. [votes: 12] Only stuffed animals were harmed during the taking of these photos. [votes: 11] Lure 1, Jack, Love. [votes: 10] That's IN! [votes: 9] No! I'M the ball guy! [votes: 9] Stuffed animal... It's what's for Dinner! [votes: 8] This is ridiculous, but I'll do anything for a snack! [votes: 7] Well.......this is one way to stop me from stealing your tennis ball. [votes: 7] Advantage...Jack! [votes: 6] Training for Wimbeldon. [votes: 5] I hate playing doubles with him, I have to do everything !! [votes: 3] Jack took the rabbit chase seriously. [votes: 3] Serve and folly. [votes: 2] My serve!!! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 272 [May 18, 2008 - 182 entries]

		Must...lose...weight...before...next...trials!!!! [votes: 68]	Roxanne
		I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT!..........HELP, IT'S GOT ME!! [votes: 35]	Amy Chulin
		He never did get the concept of Hide and Seek. [votes: 31]	beadyeyedbrat
	Honorable Mentions It's that sudden stop at the end... [votes: 27] Hay Jack. [votes: 21] I don't recall these finish lines being this tight. [votes: 21] I'll find that needle!! [votes: 19] Be very very quiet I'm hunting rabbits!! [votes: 19] Ouch, I think I found the needle. [votes: 17] Here kitty, kitty! [votes: 14] I smell a RAT! [votes: 14] A little help over here! [votes: 12] A bale and a tail. [votes: 11] Darn, that cat must've baled! [votes: 11] This looked bigger from far away. [votes: 10] Hay ... is this a caption contest or a straw poll? [votes: 8] Finally some peace and quiet! [votes: 7] I hate these low budget safer barriers when I'm racing. [votes: 7] If I can't see the cat, he can't see me....right? [votes: 6] Jack is running a "little behind" today. [votes: 6] Hay Fever! [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 271 [May 11, 2008 - 129 entries]

		You lied on your profile, you know that? [votes: 37]	Mandy
		Dude! Lay off the Scooby snacks! [votes: 33]	Ken
		Hey, how did I get in there with you??? [votes: 22]	Sassy's Mom
	Honorable Mentions Hey chubby, have you seen my tennis ball? [votes: 17] Hey, that good looking guy next to you looks just like me! [votes: 17] Your brother really should find out what he is allergic to. [votes: 17] Can we keep him, Mommy, Please! [votes: 16] I'm not sure if he meets breed standards... [votes: 16] My goodness! I've got to start my diet....tomorrow. [votes: 14] I'll give it my seal of approval. [votes: 12] Does this glass make me look fat? [votes: 12] Cool! I have an owner who looks just like you! [votes: 11] Are you looking at me? [votes: 7] Momma? [votes: 6] Your lips are moving, but I can't hear anything you're saying! [votes: 5] Mini Me...you complete me. [votes: 4] I've called this meeting of JRTCA Lodge #K-9 to discuss the alarming increase of cats in our area. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 270 [May 4, 2008 - 123 entries]

		Little did Jack know that he would be starting the party with a bang!! [votes: 25]	Jeff
		If you let go, it's mine!! [votes: 19]	Myra Q
		Thats the last time I go drinking with an Irish Setter. [votes: 43]	Gail
	Honorable Mentions Oh, this isn't gonna end well. [votes: 18] Can somebody PLEASE tie this thing off? [votes: 17] I have a weird feeling that I shouldn't bite this. [votes: 15] Why's everyone watching and giggling? [votes: 13] Hey kid, I'll trade this balloon for that cat your holding. [votes: 12] Now my voice is sqeaky. How did that happen... [votes: 10] If this thing has helium then maybe I can sound like a puppy again! [votes: 10] What's the harm in a little nibble? [votes: 8] Testing for cat breath. [votes: 8] Jack would never forget his first experience with a balloon... [votes: 8] Just...one..more....puff! My creation will be perfect! [votes: 7] I'm so out of breath right now. [votes: 7] Are you sure I can make a balloon dog out of this? [votes: 6] Want to see what I can do with this? [votes: 2] I'm worried, this thing could go off any minute! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 269 [April 27, 2008 - 313 entries]

		JACK POT [votes: 50]	Lori
		Mom's gonna be mad if I don't get the cat back. [votes: 46]	swtmdmboo
		Thats the last time I go drinking with an Irish Setter. [votes: 43]	Jeff
	Honorable Mentions Please, no "Hair of the Dog" jokes right now. [votes: 19] Ruff night!! [votes: 16] I wonder where this hole goes? [votes: 16] Hey, this water bowl refills itself. [votes: 15] Is this really the tunnel they want me run through? [votes: 14] I hate this new water bowl, way too high!! [votes: 12] I'll never try to out drink the St. Bernard again!! [votes: 12] Jumping Jack....FLUSH! [votes: 11] Man, I gotta wash the cat out of my mouth! [votes: 11] Ahhh, here's your problem ma'am, you have a jack stuck in the toilet. [votes: 10] Did that cat have an expiration date? [votes: 9] Mr. Hanky? Come outta there. [votes: 7] Little help here, please. [votes: 7] Does this taste funny to you? [votes: 5] Tidy bowl cleaner. [votes: 3] That's going to leave a mark. [votes: 2] Hey, everybody out of the pool! [votes: 2] You can lead me to the toilet, but you can't make me drink. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 268 [April 20, 2008 - 137 entries]

		This is not what I thought you meant when you said "wanna go play in the park". [votes: 62]	Vic
		Fiddler and a Rough. [votes: 45]	Divot
		Jack loved his classical rock! [votes: 33]	paul sharrard
	Honorable Mentions Now I know why they call it catgut. [votes: 23] ...Romancing the stone!!! [votes: 16] Good thing I'm tone deaf! [votes: 12] I'm too sexy for this rock... too sexy... [votes: 11] That thing makes terrible noise - I fight the urge to bury it! [votes: 11] I really don't think this is how we should pick up chicks! [votes: 11] She's just learning how to play. I'm the only one that would listen to her. [votes: 11] Please don't tell me this is as good as it gets... [votes: 9] Silent suffering Jack. [votes: 8] No, they are not following us. Keep playing! [votes: 8] I'd rather watch Animal Planet. [votes: 7] All by myself.... don't want to be... [votes: 7] The call of the wild. [votes: 5] When is the rest of the band getting here? [votes: 4] And I payed for these lessons!! [votes: 3] I wish I knew how to sing. [votes: 3] Have back ground music......will travel. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 267 [April 13, 2008 - 175 entries]

		Say hello to my little fang. [votes: 27]	Charlotte
		Here's Jackie! [votes: 26]	tja
		Do I still have a piece of cat stuck to my teeth? [votes: 22]	tja
	Honorable Mentions Whassssaaaapppppp?! [votes: 20] How do you think the Whitestrips worked? [votes: 17] Snarls Barkley. [votes: 16] What part of NO did you not understand? [votes: 15] I am Puppy! FEAR ME! [votes: 14] Wait til my teeth grow in. Soon you'll be sorry. [votes: 13] Dentist ! I don't need no stinkin' dentist! [votes: 13] Mirror mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest fair of all? [votes: 6] don't grampa's teeth look good on me? [votes: 6] How do you like me now? [votes: 6] I'm practicing looking FIERCE for America's Next Top Jack Model. [votes: 6] I'm still teething, as you can see! [votes: 4] I can't get the hamster outta my teeth! [votes: 4] I'm not scary... this is my smile :) [votes: 2] Does this look like a cavity? [votes: 2] Heidi finally unleashes the fury. [votes: 2] Okay, I'll bite... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 266 [April 6, 2008 - 111 entries]

		Do I look like a retriever to you?!? [votes: 53]	Carol
		Hey look I found a...thing. Can I eat it?! [votes: 30]	Walker S
		These agility trial tubes get smaller every year! [votes: 23]	Roxanne
	Honorable Mentions Sorry! I dropped your coffee. [votes: 17] Tail up... Tilt head... Modeling is SO easy! [votes: 16] Jack "Outstanding In His Field" [votes: 15] If that kid throws this again, I'm burying it. [votes: 14] I didn't take it, it was just here. [votes: 14] Now what am I supposed to do with this!?! [votes: 13] SWF, seeking SWM, likes long walks in the park, chasing cats, and bouncing off furniture. [votes: 11] Don't look at me in that tone of voice. [votes: 10] Caffeinated Jack! [votes: 8] He's nuts if he thinks I'm bringing this water bottle back! [votes: 7] Pick it up.. Jacks are green, too! [votes: 7] I drink your milkshake! [votes: 7] One bark...and the paperboy threw the Sunday edition clear out here! [votes: 5] And this is how I keep the quarry at bay while waiting for the hunter. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 265 [March 30, 2008 - 92 entries]

		Now I lay me down to sleep, my bone of course I plan to keep! [votes: 41]	Pam
		The neighbor's dog said I could borrow it...honest. [votes: 34]	tja
		Could I get a doggy bag for my bone? [votes: 28]	bevansley
	Honorable Mentions MINE MINE MINE [votes: 25] I wouldn't have watched the movie if I knew it would be this scary. [votes: 21] OH! is this Yours?? [votes: 18] This is all that remains of the postman... [votes: 14] Wooo this bone is cat flavored! [votes: 13] I'ma gonna maka you a nice pizza pie. [votes: 12] This is how I do Karoake!! [votes: 11] I so didn't order this! [votes: 7] Thank you, but why only one? [votes: 7] wax on, wax off. [votes: 6] paw prints? I don't see any paw prints!! [votes: 5] I refuse to pay taxes on this rawhide. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 264 [March 23, 2008 - 300 entries]

		Are you waiting for a belly rub too? [votes: 54]	pat
		I smell that, they gonna put you in the yard! [votes: 23]	rebecca91
		So how long do we have to stay like this before we get treats? [votes: 21]	shelly
	Honorable Mentions I'm the baby! No I'm the baby! [votes: 20] You got it kid. Now, next week, we work on go to ground. [votes: 16] My Jack Russell is cuter than your baby! [votes: 12] Stick with me I'll have you chasing cats in no time. [votes: 9] That smell wasn't me! [votes: 7] But you have to get your hands up like this! [votes: 6] TWINS!! [votes: 5] Jack and BLUE! [votes: 5] Senior Class, 2023 [votes: 4] You lookin at me? [votes: 4] I can't understand a word you're saying... [votes: 3] You look lovely in blue. [votes: 2] You are right...This is harder than it looks. [votes: 2] Nice Hat [votes: 2] You see it your way. I see it mine. [votes: 1] Wow...The groomer shaved you good! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 263 [March 16, 2008 - 280 entries]

		No ! No! not the "look"!	diane
		Wait till your father gets home! [votes: 31]	Anita
		Just FOUR more minutes mom, just four more minutes! [votes: 28]	Shane Shields
	Honorable Mentions Don't tase me bro! [votes: 25] Please no, not another "when I was your age" story! [votes: 24] Mom... I don't want to go to obedience school today! [votes: 21] Stop throwing a fit, Jacky, it's time for bed. [votes: 20] Jack Russell Boot Camp. [votes: 19] Dad, you tell the funniest cat jokes! [votes: 17] Help I've fallen and can't get up!! [votes: 17] If looks could kill... [votes: 15] Jack's mother explained the rules of time out. [votes: 14] And then I hit the cat, and the next thing I knew I was here. [votes: 13] ...and then the squirrel rolled over and died! [votes: 13] Jack-knived. [votes: 10] Boy, what's wrong with you? [votes: 10] I surrender! I ate the last squirrel!! [votes: 9] I TOLD you not to drink that toilet water! [votes: 9] I'm innocent / funny you don't look innocent... [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 262 [March 9, 2008 - 148 entries]

		Slumber Jacks. [votes: 63]	Jen
		Bark-o-lounger. [votes: 43]	RED-DOG
		Boy, that's the last time I go to the JRTCA nationals after party. [votes: 41]	Clayton
	Honorable Mentions LAZY BOYS!!!!! [votes: 40] Yin and Yang. [votes: 29] It's been a hard day's night, and I'm sleeping like a dog. [votes: 17] Let sleeping dogs lie! [votes: 15] Yeah, dude-we look REAL innocent... [votes: 13] You know, we have to get up when Dad gets home... [votes: 13] Sharing a chair -- priceless. [votes: 12] Chair and chair alike. [votes: 11] Two Dog Night. [votes: 11] Does this chair have sleep numbers? [votes: 8] After a long day of chasing cats and squirrels... [votes: 7] Strike a pose. [votes: 5] Get yer own chair, this one's taken. [votes: 4] Jack Russell Ugly. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 261 [March 2, 2008 - 287 entries]

		Car-Jacked. [votes: 78]	Greggo
		Proof that my Jack Russell's smarter than your Honor Student. [votes: 34]	Bernie
		Hit the road jack and don't you come back! No more..no more..no more..no more! [votes: 34]	Murphy
	Honorable Mentions I don't brake for cats. [votes: 27] Please, MTV, pimp my ride! [votes: 27] Boogity, Boogity, Boogity, lets go racing boys! [votes: 25] Kitty Kitty Bang Bang. [votes: 20] If you don't like how I drive, then stay out of the yard! [votes: 15] Officer, my license is in my other collar, really! [votes: 14] You won't take me?! I'll just drive to the trial MYSELF! [votes: 14] Jack and pinion steering. [votes: 14] .....but the cat came out of nowhere... [votes: 13] Jack circles the neighborhood looking for girls. [votes: 11] Designated Jack. [votes: 10] JACKie Stewart. [votes: 8] Piece of junk? Man, this is a classic. [votes: 7] 4 tires and a splash of gas. Please. [votes: 5] Russell racing enters the 21st century. [votes: 5] I feel like Fred Flintstone. [votes: 4] Seriously, folks, this doesn't LOOK like Daytona! [votes: 2] I've got your alternative fuel right here. meep meep. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 260 [February 24, 2008 - 274 entries]

		Jack N' Coke. [votes: 105]	Clayton
		Jack the SIPPER! [votes: 43]	Pat
		M M M M M I'm LOVIN IT! [votes: 32]	joel z
	Honorable Mentions Whoa! Brain freeze! [votes: 29] You left it, I'm drinkin' it. [votes: 28] She will never know... [votes: 25] Is this Diet? [votes: 20] yes! I'd like some fries with that! [votes: 15] Good bye toilet mouth. [votes: 15] I don't care if it's going straight to my hips! Milk Shakes Rule! [votes: 14] Super size me!!!!!!!!!! [votes: 12] Oh, how I love these new energy drinks. Especially when they make my ears stand up. [votes: 12] Now to get rid of the cat hair. [votes: 8] It's thirsty work being this cute. [votes: 8] Happy Meal. [votes: 6] Good thing they don't have a camera in here! [votes: 6] Having It My Way! [votes: 5] Okay Paula, is that a yes or a no? [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 259 [February 17, 2008 - 268 entries]

		I know I shouldn't laugh when you're angry, but you should've seen your face when you stepped in it! [votes: 76]	cred
		No more jokes! No more jokes! I'm going to wet myself. Stop it! [votes: 45]	Stephanie
		After breaking into the liquor cabinet, Jack was four paws to the wind. [votes: 26]	MeganR
	Honorable Mentions I know it was mean, but I never saw the cat run so fast! [votes: 23] Jack rolled with laughter upon being told of the cat's demise. [votes: 22] Hah! Warn me next time I pull your finger! [votes: 20] You're too late! I already drank out of the toilet and ate the cookies. HAHAHAHA! [votes: 18] Jacks gone wild. [votes: 15] No! No! Not the FINGER!! [votes: 15] The new meds are NOT working... [votes: 14] LOL [votes: 9] Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! [votes: 9] Blast you and your Jedi Mind Tricks!! [votes: 9] Hah! She actually thinks the CAT did it! [votes: 9] I'll talk! I'll talk! It was the cat! [votes: 8] It only hurts when I laugh. [votes: 8] Laughing in the face of danger. [votes: 8] You voted for who? [votes: 7] Jack's Time Out. [votes: 7] The cat is missing?!?!?!? [votes: 6] Does that shirt make you look fat?? Haaaa, of course not, haaaaaaa! [votes: 4] Don't blame me! I didn't leave the beer out! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 258 [February 10, 2008 - 209 entries]

		Shouldn't these weave poles be further apart?? [votes: 70]	jkrslkay
		Yep... it's GREENER! [votes: 51]	Greggo
		Funny - I planted a squirrel there, not dafodils! [votes: 51]	MaryLou
	Honorable Mentions Yes, I'm stuck. No, it's not funny. [votes: 39] Desperate House Jacks. [votes: 23] This will not stop me from watering the flowers. [votes: 20] She always said,"Stop and smell the flowers, stop and smell the flowers". NOW LOOK!! [votes: 18] These smell interesting; but I'd rather roll around in that dead mouse over there. [votes: 15] Don't Fence Me In. [votes: 14] Now why would they try to keep ME away from those beautiful flowers? [votes: 13] I see they planted some new flower for me to dig up. [votes: 11] Please let the dog .....out ... [votes: 11] Ugh! I'm gonna have to cut back on my milkbone treats. [votes: 10] I knew this was a trap! And I fell for it! [votes: 8] After a hard day chasing the cat, it's always nice to stop and smell the flowers. [votes: 7] Backing up is hard to do! [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 257 [February 3, 2008 - 259 entries]

		As Jill babbled on and on, Jack reminisced about being an only dog. [votes: 65]	baileysophierose
		Meet the Russells. [votes: 31]	Ken
		The pizza guy is down, I repeat the pizza guy is down. [votes: 30]	Myra Quesinberry
	Honorable Mentions Watch this; I bribed the cat next door to hide in our mailbox. And here comes the mailman... [votes: 19] Oh dahling, don't the squirrels look yummy today? [votes: 18] Stop yackin' in my ear! I'm workin' on my steely-eyed glare! [votes: 17] Oooh... the mailman has a limp today boss! I think we can take him. [votes: 14] Oh you may think she looks cute... but I've heard her rough coat is really a weave. [votes: 13] You take the one on the right, while I distract the big one. [votes: 11] I see the mime classes are paying off...the mailman really believe this is a window. [votes: 10] OOOH!!! She looks mad at us!!!! [votes: 9] Great... another day window shopping with the Mrs. [votes: 9] I hear that they have a cat. [votes: 9] Here, kitty, kitty, kitty... [votes: 9] Plead The 5th! Plead the 5th! [votes: 8] Mail Time! [votes: 8] Noooooo! Don't leave us alone with the cat!!!! [votes: 7] That kids playin catch with my ball! Let me at 'em, let me at 'em!!! [votes: 6] Let me at 'em! That fire hydrant is OURS dagnabbit! [votes: 5] Strike a pose! [votes: 4] The Doors. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 256 [January 27, 2008 - 292 entries]

		Having chewed up the remote, Jack thought it wise to hide till after the Super Bowl. [votes: 91]	Izzy
		Knick Knack Jack! [votes: 53]	Pat
		See that space on the top shelf? That was the cat!! [votes: 22]	Gail Snyder
	Honorable Mentions Shelf life. [votes: 21] I'm not coming down unless you give me a cookie. [votes: 20] I am cuter than ANYTHING you will find at Crate and Barrel! [votes: 17] Nobody puts Baby on a shelf! [votes: 17] Knick knack patty wack, give a dog a bone... [votes: 14] Where's the other bookend you promised? [votes: 13] Closer... come just a little closer... [votes: 13] A little to the left...a little to the right...ahhh perfect! [votes: 10] Waiting on the cat burglar. [votes: 9] Don't I make this look good? [votes: 8] Dynamic Decor. [votes: 7] I'm not sure what neutered means, but the look on my daddy's face tells me its bad... [votes: 6] Everyone needs a Jack around the house. [votes: 5] pick me!!....pick me!!! [votes: 4] Strike a Pose! [votes: 4] Be Careful, I am Fragile. [votes: 4] I have never been this quiet. [votes: 3] What should I name my dog? Name him Art. [votes: 3] They said they want to take my picture in a "natural settting". The flowers don't quite do. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 255 [January 20, 2008 - 226 entries]

		Wow, the cat still hasn't landed! [votes: 49]	Dave W.
		I warned that cat; one more joke about my tail and he'd learn what "go to ground" means... [votes: 30]	cred
		Wait til' the window washer gets a load of me... [votes: 29]	Tina
	Honorable Mentions Even from 15 stories up, Jack waited patiently for the mailman... [votes: 28] Jack in the City. [votes: 26] Wow, I can see THOUSANDS of squirrels from here. [votes: 23] Hey!!! I just marked that tree this morning... go find your own!!! [votes: 22] Ha, Ha, he stepped in it! [votes: 16] Everyone looks like rats from up here! [votes: 15] I wish my potty was closer. [votes: 14] As jack looked down, he saw his girlfriend leaving with a poodle... [votes: 11] How can they blame me for peeing on the carpet??? [votes: 10] Mailman, if you come to my floor, you are dead! [votes: 8] A tree, a tree, my kingdom for a tree! [votes: 8] Tough to go to ground from here! [votes: 7] The squirrels are coming... the squirrels are coming! [votes: 7] What I wouldn't do for an acre of woods. [votes: 7] I know there's got to be dirt out there somewhere (sigh). [votes: 5] Jack-o, we are not in Kansas anymore. [votes: 4] Jack looks on as the stupid cat jumped out the window. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 254 [January 13, 2008 - 147 entries]

		Jack Cousteau [votes: 49]	Neeny
		It's a Jack Russell!! Dive! Dive! [votes: 31]	Chip
		Everybody stay calm,this is what I'm bred for!!!!! [votes: 30]	Jennifer M.
	Honorable Mentions Oh my gosh! They NEVER docked your tail! [votes: 28] My beach, your ocean. [votes: 24] Don't gimme the old "talk to the tail" routine! [votes: 23] Ok, I'm not sure what it is, but I don't think it should be here! [votes: 21] Wilson! [votes: 21] You call that going-to-ground??? [votes: 17] Can you hear me now??? [votes: 17] Stand back! I'll take it from here. [votes: 15] You'll poke your eye out kid! [votes: 15] Will this earn me an NHC?!?!?!? [votes: 9] I bark for sea creatures. [votes: 5] So...Are you ready to admit that surfing is harder than it looks? [votes: 2] Look what the tide brought in. [votes: 2] You should see the next pic... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 253 [January 6, 2008 - 259 entries]

		Do as I said; just smile and act naturally. And remember; we were never in the kitchen. [votes: 71]	cred
		I thought you said your owners were out of town! [votes: 36]	Dave W.
		We are so busted... [votes: 35]	Sarah
	Honorable Mentions You too can find true love on pupmatch.com. [votes: 23] If you don't mind, we'd like a little privacy here. [votes: 23] It's not what it looks like. [votes: 21] Jack could only grin, but knew he was in big trouble! [votes: 17] I hope you like him... I found him in the Wal-Mart parking lot! [votes: 15] Dad.... We're only holding paws! [votes: 14] Say Squirrel for the camera! [votes: 11] Do you like what we done with our ears? [votes: 11] You've got just 2 seconds to turn out that light. [votes: 11] DUDE??? [votes: 8] Hi mom, guess who's coming for dinner. [votes: 7] Jack and Jill turned around to see one of the most horrible haircuts they had ever seen! [votes: 4] No, we are NOT going on Dr. Phil!!! [votes: 4] I am not a cross breeder!!! [votes: 3]