Jack Russell Terrier Picture Caption Contest Results

Results from Contest # 403 [December 26, 2010 - 128 entries]

		You said not to get my feet dirty. [votes: 60]	allie
		What? [votes: 23]	Marty
		Next time, you go get the stick! [votes: 14]	Brian
	Honorable Mentions Hello0000000.... Mudda! [votes: 13] Okay.....I'm ready for the ride home now. [votes: 11] I wanted to see how I would look as a brunette. [votes: 11] I went to ground and brought it back with me. [votes: 11] Is there something on my face? [votes: 10] I need a hug! [votes: 5] The way you are looking at me, I guess I'm in trouble now!!! [votes: 5] Do Not Dare even mention bath time!! [votes: 4] Well, that was fun, let's eat. [votes: 4] You should have seen what I looked like BEFORE I went in the water! [votes: 4] Some go green, I go brown... [votes: 4] You should see the other guy. [votes: 3] Why did you let me do that? [votes: 3] Cats definitely can not swim. [votes: 2] We really need to clean out the pool. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 402 [December 19, 2010 - 86 entries]

		Oh Christmas tree! Oh Christmas tree! get this sweater off 'a me!!!! [votes: 22]	KristenWJ
		Why are we going outside? There's a tree right here! [votes: 19]	Dextersmom
		To jump, or not to jump, that is the question! [votes: 15]	Rita
	Honorable Mentions Wouldn't you know, the one I want is on the very top! [votes: 11] Oh if you are a real angel...please save me from this nightmare! [votes: 10] Don't say it, Grandma made it. [votes: 10] Santa baby, put a sable under the tree. [votes: 9] I said I wanted a cat UNDER the tree. [votes: 8] To his horror, Jack discovers the Festivus Aluminum Pole has been decorated! [votes: 8] OOOOO, shiny! [votes: 7] It moved! Did you see it move?!!? [votes: 7] The tree's fake, the coat's fake, what next? [votes: 6] Pleeeease Santa I need a new coat. [votes: 4] Jack just loved his christmas cat coat. [votes: 4] Prepare to die tree. [votes: 3] See what Santa brought me for Christmas. [votes: 1] A cat, for the top of the tree? That is just WRONG! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 401 [December 12, 2010 - 136 entries]

		I'm not getting a signal yet...try putting your left ear out... [votes: 17]	Lilo's mom
		Save a horse... ride a human. [votes: 14]	Nikki
		I can see Alaska from up here, and Russia too. [votes: 13]	easyriderstable
	Honorable Mentions I found her frozen like this, still texting, only her thumb could move, Teens! [votes: 12] I can't see a cell tower for miles. We're lost. [votes: 11] 10 million colors to choose from and you decide to throw a white tennis ball! [votes: 11] Don't worry I got your back! [votes: 9] rrriiicccooolllaaahhh!! [votes: 8] Quick, call for reinforcements! Snowball bombardment on rear and right flank. [votes: 7] When it comes to winter squirrel hunts, Jack uses his resources wisely. [votes: 7] If you are checking your I-phone for the weather, let me help. COLD! [votes: 7] Maybe if you paid your phone bill, we wouldn't be stuck out here! [votes: 6] Hunting is important, stop texting! [votes: 5] You have gotta love these sherpas! [votes: 4] Yes, I can see it now...it's a very big snowman! [votes: 4] Hold still. I can barely count the number of wolves in that pack. [votes: 3] Oh my gosh, it's Oprah and Gail! Quick, hand me the camera! [votes: 3] Jack just loves backpacking in the snow. [votes: 2] Everyone needs a backup. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 400 [December 5, 2010 - 105 entries]

		Mom! He's doing it again! [votes: 38]	Emily Skelton
		Smooth Coat Snobbery [votes: 23]	Jill
		Ever since licking the frozen hydrant he just wasn't the same. [votes: 15]	Hermann
	Honorable Mentions Jack was on the fence when it came to french kissing... [votes: 14] I've seen where that tongue has been, and I refuse to go anywhere near it. [votes: 12] Jill lets Jack know exactly how she feels about his new Guy Fieri look. [votes: 9] Just kissed a cat and I didn't like it... [votes: 8] He started it.....I did not......You did too... [votes: 8] Ha-ha. Mom loves me best. [votes: 7] I know you are, but what am I? [votes: 6] Can I bite him? Just once, please... [votes: 5] How humiliating. He won and still stuck his tongue out at me. [votes: 3] Last ditch effort at defense. [votes: 2] Quick! Hand me some pepper! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 399 [November 28, 2010 - 112 entries]

		This is even more humiliating than last year's Christmas card with the garden gnome! [votes: 29]	Jill
		Hey, got another jacket for my little buddy? He's frozen solid here! [votes: 24]	Sonny
		Jack gets ready for his LLBean catalog shoot. [votes: 23]	swtmdmboo
	Honorable Mentions Jack's red tux delighted his date. [votes: 13] I hate Christmas card pictures!! [votes: 13] Jacket Russell. [votes: 11] I'm fully vested... he isn't. [votes: 9] He's adopted. [votes: 8] Say hello to my little friend. [votes: 6] Don't let the look fool you - he ate the cat. [votes: 6] Sometimes I get the feeling that somebody's whispering about me behind my back. [votes: 6] We have a rock solid friendship. [votes: 5] I know it's not a squirrel, but I caught it and I'm keeping it! [votes: 5] Don't make eye contact - don't make eye contact! [votes: 4] This is my Facebook friend..... he's fake. [votes: 4] So I date out of my species... what of it? [votes: 3] I can sit here as long as you can. [votes: 2] It is too early for this... [votes: 1] Nature bites!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 398 [November 21, 2010 - 125 entries]

		I already went............ in the house! [votes: 29]	carol
		Okay,I may be young, but I'm not pulling your finger! [votes: 22]	Ken
		Why does he keep doing that? [votes: 18]	Nancy
	Honorable Mentions sit! sit! sit! sit! SIT! SIT! SIT!................ SIT! [votes: 17] Okay, I'll stay ... until I see a squirrel. [votes: 13] To bite or not to bite; that is the question. [votes: 10] No, kitty is not burried there. [votes: 8] Am I supposed to look at your finger or where you are pointing? [votes: 8] You want me to do what? [votes: 8] Why do I always get picked last? [votes: 5] Don't even think about it! [votes: 4] Definitely a Michelangelo moment. [votes: 4] Go there? Are you kidding? [votes: 4] Young Jack is learning to read sign language. [votes: 3] Looking cute won't cut it! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 397 [November 14, 2010 - 158 entries]

		I was just bringing it to you, honest... [votes: 27]	Marilyn
		RUH ROH! [votes: 20]	Susan Stoltz
		Was this yours? [votes: 17]	Thom
	Honorable Mentions Remember, before you get mad: Thanksgiving is when we share with others... [votes: 16] Mine. [votes: 15] Yikes, I thought everyone went to bed. [votes: 13] I found it on the floor... after I knocked it off the table. Five Second Rule applies, doesn't it? [votes: 11] Hot Pocket - Cat flavored [votes: 10] Do you really want it back? [votes: 8] Well, are you going to believe what you see or what I tell you about this? [votes: 8] I did NOT take it from the table. Why would you say such a thing? [votes: 8] I don't know what happened to your lunch. [votes: 5] I could just run... they would NEVER catch me. [votes: 5] Wasn't me... [votes: 4] Got milk? [votes: 4] The rest is buried next to the cat. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 396 [November 7, 2010 - 127 entries]

		How long does time-OUT last? [votes: 31]	Pat
		I promise my paws are clean. Just look. [votes: 29]	Toby
		Don't make me use the puppy face... [votes: 21]	meghan
	Honorable Mentions Just quit with the 'knock-knock' jokes and let me in! [votes: 15] Helloooooo in there. [votes: 14] What happened to the 'No Dog Left Behind' program? [votes: 11] It's not a party without me you know. [votes: 9] Baby, it's cold outside! [votes: 8] Ok, I buried the cat. Can I come back in now? [votes: 7] I'll tell you something you don't know about Stacey if you let me in. [votes: 6] Back from vacation and no-one has the housekeys. [votes: 5] Hoarder Jack summons the courage to ask for help. [votes: 5] Get out here and clean off the deck! [votes: 4] Send out the milk or the shoes get chewed! [votes: 3] Get me any angrier and I'll stand on one leg! [votes: 3] No one knows what goes on behind the screen door. [votes: 3] That Capt Crunch decoy trick won't work anymore...let me in, please! [votes: 3] His reflection only reminded him of how odd his master really looked. [votes: 1] Trick or treat! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 395 [October 24, 2010 - 174 entries]

		If I order now I get free shipping. [votes: 23]	Erich Bender
		Much to Jack's chagrin, he discovers he cannot order red squirrels for home delivery online. [votes: 22]	Jill
		Thats ok, she thinks I am a gray squirrel from South Carolina! I love the internet! [votes: 13]	Zackery
	Honorable Mentions Best. Google. Search. EVER!! [votes: 12] Jack was shocked to see his cyber girl was not the hot redhead he expected! [votes: 11] Jack knew it was bad. But he just couldn't keep off the squirrel websites. [votes: 11] You have your "Food Network", I've got mine. [votes: 10] My favorite site: Soontobedeadsquirrel.com [votes: 10] Jack moniters squirrels on his webcam & takes squirrel hunting into the 21st Century. [votes: 9] I'll just print this and post "lost squirrel, reward offered..." [votes: 8] Hmmm...I think Match.com is barking up the wrong tree with this one... [votes: 6] Closer, closer... [votes: 6] Jack is using a mouse to catch a squirrel...how "irodent". [votes: 5] Jack secretly had "friended" Scamps in his Facebook account. [votes: 3] Delete delete delete [votes: 3] Jack prepares to download Trojan Squirrel Virus. [votes: 3] I hope this computer is still under warranty! [votes: 3] Their affair was doomed, when Jack discovered he liked nuts more than she did! [votes: 3] Watch this... [votes: 2] Thank Goodness for the internet, it's vermin all the time! [votes: 2] This is how he looked before I met him, he doesn't look that good any more. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 394 [October 17, 2010 - 135 entries]

		Look! Cat bait! [votes: 32]	sam's dad
		They were much more fun when they were flopping around. [votes: 26]	Joplins Mom
		I saw it move. Did you see it move? I saw it move! [votes: 24]	jkrslkay
	Honorable Mentions How did I get into the Cat's dream? [votes: 17] Can I roll on that? [votes: 16] Jack now began to understand cat breath. [votes: 14] Six little fishies, all in a row; hook, line, and sinker, no place to go! [votes: 12] What kind of muzzle is that? [votes: 10] How do they get them in those little cans? [votes: 8] I'm keeping my mouth shut around here! [votes: 8] Jack was glad his leash was never used like that! [votes: 8] One for me, one for them... two for me, one for them. [votes: 7] 6 to 0 in 2.5 Seconds. [votes: 6] Dinner for Mon, Tues, Wed, Thur, Fri and Sat.....then Sunday...leftovers!!! [votes: 5] Sea Trout - It's what's for diner! [votes: 4] WOW! I better work on my sad face. [votes: 4] My sole for a hamburger. [votes: 4] Now THIS IS A TRIAL !!!!! [votes: 3] I could run with that one. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 393 [October 10, 2010 - 115 entries]

		Hey, do I make fun of the teddy bear YOU sleep with? [votes: 31]	Lori
		It's not a doll, It's an Action Figure!!! [votes: 23]	3 Jack Night
		The wings come off in 3...2...1... [votes: 17]	Melinda
	Honorable Mentions I don't care if it is cute. If it moves, I'm gonna eat it! [votes: 16] I hate it when the tooth fairy comes BEFORE they fall out! [votes: 15] No, I have not seen Peter Pan! Now buzz off! [votes: 14] I can't sleep with her watching me! [votes: 11] Every Jack needs a little fairy dust before The National Trials. [votes: 10] Somebody help me! Make it go away! [votes: 9] The fairy's last appearance. [votes: 7] I will never live this down! [votes: 4] That cat thinks it's so funny... [votes: 3] I wanna believe. [votes: 3] Hey, get your eyes off my fairy! [votes: 2] This is a test. It is only a test... [votes: 2] Yikes, I'll never bark at the Peter Pan Video again, I promise! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 392 [October 3, 2010 - 116 entries]

		The car came equipped with the optional pup-holders. [votes: 40]	Herman
		Jack on ice. [votes: 22]	Ziggy
		I still can't see out the window, this stinks... [votes: 16]	Sassy's mom
	Honorable Mentions I need a taller booster seat. [votes: 13] Chillin' [votes: 13] Jacks! Always keep a fresh one on ice. [votes: 10] That ain't lemonade. [votes: 7] Wait till they see what I left them. [votes: 7] Jack your seat is a flotation device. [votes: 5] Jack has the coolest seat of all! [votes: 4] Find my happy place...find my happppy placeeeee... [votes: 4] Ah, no. This is MY lunch. [votes: 4] I think I'm gonna be sick! [votes: 3] Are we there yet?? [votes: 3] I just made a boo boo. [votes: 3] Go fast. [votes: 2] If you want a rootbeer then bring me the cat! [votes: 2] Nobody gets between me and my dog food hamper. Nobody! [votes: 2] We're gonna need a bigger boat! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 391 [September 26, 2010 - 104 entries]

		A Jack, his Jill and a tennis ball. Life doesn't get any better than this! [votes: 27]	Pam
		Son, when I was a pup, I had to walk to obedience school barefoot in the snow... [votes: 17]	kvines
		Uh oh! Did you hear a car door slam?? [votes: 14]	Sniggy
	Honorable Mentions Dad, it's okay, the mailman will be back tomorrow! [votes: 12] You are the apple of my eye, honey, but what's that cat doing in that tree out there? [votes: 11] Oh Jack! You, me, the ball. Want more kids? [votes: 10] I've got you babe... [votes: 10] Dog day afternoon. [votes: 9] The world's just like a window. When yer in, ya wanna get out. When yer out, ya wanna get in. [votes: 9] Are you thinking what I'm thinking? [votes: 9] Look! Paul is getting bathed using a hose! [votes: 7] The Honeymooners. [votes: 7] What plays in Vegas stays in Vegas! [votes: 5] OMG you dated a Ruff Coat! [votes: 5] And this one time at go to ground camp... [votes: 4] They're HEERREE. [votes: 3] Whadayamean, the fog comes on little cat feet? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 390 [September 19, 2010 - 129 entries]

		I am not in my happy place. [votes: 34]	Barbara
		I spend 8 hours getting the smell just right and he has to wash it off. Not fair! [votes: 29]	jkrslkay
		Remember it's the hand that feeds me, remember it's the hand that feeds me. [votes: 16]	carol
	Honorable Mentions Jumpin Jack Bath. [votes: 13] Why? Every so often they do this! Why? [votes: 11] You know I'll get even for this. Water flows many ways. [votes: 10] Cold water! Cold water! [votes: 9] Unless you leash me after this, I'm going back to the mud puddle! [votes: 6] That skunk's not going to get away with this! [votes: 6] This is totally unnecessary. She was just a poodle. [votes: 6] A little more to the left, yeah, that's the spot! [votes: 5] If you can't lead Jack to the shower, bring the shower to Jack. [votes: 5] I'm not really happy about this, [votes: 4] Hope the cat does not see this, it's humiliating. [votes: 4] If wanted to take a bath, I would have done it myself in the water bowl. [votes: 4] Wait till the cat realizes he's next. Hehehehe... [votes: 3] You've got the wrong dog! I swear I'm innocent! [votes: 3] Just because YOU want to be clean, doesn't mean I want to be clean!!! [votes: 3] When I am clean, I am 51%. [votes: 3] Ok, I promise not to pee in the bathtub next time. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 389 [September 12, 2010 - 147 entries]

		Don't just stand there - grab a shovel! [votes: 19]	Captain Jack's Mom
		I hope it's deep enough, it's the LAST time I'm burying this cat! [votes: 18]	Pat
		What? [votes: 17]	sam's dad
	Honorable Mentions Is this deep enough for the umbrella? [votes: 14] Life's a 'ditch'! [votes: 14] Again, put the camera down, go get some butter, and I'll get the crab. [votes: 13] What hole? [votes: 13] Can YOU dig it? [votes: 11] It's the pirates life for me! [votes: 10] Ooh, just wait till high tide comes in. Here kitty, kitty, kitty.... [votes: 8] Hey kid, my hole is better and you have a shovel. [votes: 8] Even on vacation, Jack maintains his Go-to-Ground training. [votes: 8] What do you mean it is to early to dig, It is NEVER to early to dig. [votes: 5] I'm on vacation. [votes: 4] Jack's idea of spring break. [votes: 4] You wouldn't be laughing if it was YOUR dinner you were trying to retrieve! [votes: 3] Practicing for the go to ground. [votes: 1] You do realize I will require a bath!!! [votes: 1] Whadaya mean, "Go to ground?"...I been tryin' for 8 hours! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 388 [September 5, 2010 - 84 entries]

		SEAL training. [votes: 19]	Norm
		Jack had obviously bit off more then he could chew. [votes: 17]	Prince Zack
		Ok, my serve. [votes: 16]	Vic
	Honorable Mentions It wasn't this difficult when the seal did it! [votes: 13] They're gonna put me in Sea World. [votes: 11] Uhh, a little help here... [votes: 10] You kids REALLY don't want this back, do you??? [votes: 10] Mustnotpop mustnotpop mustnotpop... [votes: 8] Who picked out this toy anyway? Couldn't you find something a llittle smaller? [votes: 6] I think I have something stuck in my teeth. [votes: 6] They said bounce it, not bite it!! [votes: 5] I got it! At least I think I do! [votes: 5] I wish I had a bigger mouth! [votes: 4] Jack would have been better off just hitting the ball with the top of his head... [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 387 [August 29, 2010 - 99 entries]

		Oh, man, I can't wait to roll around on your carcass... [votes: 21]	Herman
		Whew!....and they say my breath stinks! [votes: 18]	Pat
		HOLY CARP. [votes: 17]	cARP
	Honorable Mentions Bait to catch the cat.... check. [votes: 15] We are gonna need a bigger boat!!! [votes: 12] When does it start singing? [votes: 11] I usually win staring contests, but this guy's a real challenge. [votes: 10] Holly mackerel. [votes: 8] Forget it buddy. I've tried sitting still with my mouth open but it didn't get me any extra treats. [votes: 7] Fetch?! I thought you said "Fish". [votes: 6] Oh, no! I'm stuck in a cat dream! [votes: 6] Yuck! Cat food! [votes: 6] Whats he carping on about? [votes: 4] Wait until my Go to Ground buddies get a load of this! [votes: 4] I don't think anyone will miss just the head!! [votes: 2] Don't you roll you're eyes at me! [votes: 1] You just had to swim in the deep end! [votes: 1] Fillet, broiled, fried...the possibilities are endless! [votes: 1] Where's your leash, buddy? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 386 [August 22, 2010 - 103 entries]

		Did it move? No... Did it move? No... Did it move? No... [votes: 23]	Ken
		This was a LOT more fun before we ate the hamster! [votes: 22]	Divot
		He is just no fun, look he's fainted again! [votes: 19]	Queen Lilly
	Honorable Mentions Check out the sqeaker in this toy. [votes: 17] If I knew how it got in there, don't you think I could tell you how to get it out? [votes: 15] I hate this new package but it keeps them fresher longer. [votes: 13] Don't worry little buddie, we're going to bust you out of there. [votes: 12] Crunchy on the outside, Chewy in the center! [votes: 12] Either I need glasses, or your future is real fuzzy. [votes: 6] Ya think there's a treat in there? [votes: 5] Lunch!! [votes: 5] Jack watched as Jill put her mind to it... [votes: 5] The future looks great for you my friend, lots of go to grounds, lots of fun... [votes: 4] I see in your future a juicy hamster... [votes: 3] Double Dribble! [votes: 3] We looked everywhere, and can't find Mr. Juju anywhere. [votes: 3] The vet gave this to me after i was neutered. [votes: 3] If this is the latest trend for dog crates, then we're in trouble. [votes: 3] Jack and Jill window shop for new toys for the kids. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 385 [August 15, 2010 - 168 entries]

		The dreaded cone of "licklessness". [votes: 19]	oz
		Jack on his way to see his Personal Injury lawyer. [votes: 18]	daisy's mom
		You could see the gears turning as Jack plotted his revenge. [votes: 17]	ken
	Honorable Mentions I come in peace. [votes: 13] You ought to see the other guy! [votes: 12] Cat 1 Jack 0 [votes: 11] I wear the cone. The cone does not wear me. [votes: 11] Do me a favor and scratch behind my ear. [votes: 8] Hey-I'm picking up Animal Planet with this thing! [votes: 8] Wanna see my impression of a floor lamp? [votes: 8] Just keep tossing the treats in! [votes: 7] Stupid porcupine. [votes: 7] "RCA" Dog [votes: 6] Okay, I had it done.......do we have to advertise it to the world? [votes: 6] I'm doin' the best I can, Captain! [votes: 5] Yes, this particular model comes with a windshield. [votes: 5] I just hate it when it rains! [votes: 4] Gemme a break...this won't fit in a fox hole. [votes: 3] Boy, this isn't all that I'm mad about! [votes: 3] Jack wanted to try out his Halloween costume: a garbage disposal. [votes: 3] This is the last time i play truth or dare! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 384 [August 8, 2010 - 131 entries]

		Jumpin' Jack Splash! [votes: 45]	Genna Magan
		Cannon Ball! [votes: 23]	agarcia
		Hot fun in the Summertime! [votes: 19]	Genna Magan
	Honorable Mentions Jack the Dipper! [votes: 14] Splash And Go! [votes: 12] Gonna need some more water here, lots more water! [votes: 11] Splish-splash, I'm taking a bath! [votes: 7] Was jack actually walking on water?..... discuss. [votes: 7] Ah life is good! [votes: 6] Shark Week!!! [votes: 6] LAND SHARK! [votes: 6] Where's the rest of the pool?! [votes: 6] Pool's open! [votes: 5] Bath - I defy you! [votes: 5] Marco? Polo? [votes: 4] Jack could only hope the children would not return anytime soon! [votes: 4] How I love the smell of a wet dog! [votes: 3] COME ON IN.....THE WATER'S FINE!!! [votes: 2] Wipe out! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 383 [August 1, 2010 - 134 entries]

		Ahhh...thank goodness for air-conditioning! [votes: 34]	Antoinette
		When they renovated the kitchen, they put in this fabulous bun warmer just for me! [votes: 28]	Jill
		Air Dry!! [votes: 14]	jkrslkay
	Honorable Mentions Half of me wants a belly rub...half wants a nap! BOTH will do!! [votes: 12] Being raised by opossums - Joe's first reaction when he is in trouble... [votes: 10] It's not the heat, it's the humidity... [votes: 10] Cool buns. [votes: 10] I always play dead when I have to go to obedience class. [votes: 9] Jack has a nip of the 'ol cooking sherry yet again. [votes: 9] CSI's only clue was the air conditioning vent but no one wanted to touch it. [votes: 7] I know it doesn't look nice, but I'm comfortable. [votes: 7] Rollover, interrupted. [votes: 7] Free and breezy. [votes: 6] I love it when I get to the pizza delivery first. [votes: 5] Went-to-ground dog. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 382 [July 25, 2010 - 133 entries]

		Our middle child is quite ... unique. [votes: 23]	Lori
		Hey, there is a smell in here and I know it's not me. [votes: 20]	Jen
		There are not enough cookies in the world to make up for this... [votes: 18]	SpitFyre
	Honorable Mentions Our wagon comes equipped with a siren. Just pull his tail. [votes: 17] Larry, Moe, and Curly. [votes: 16] Jack The Sitter. [votes: 15] They are contained, now what do you want me to do? [votes: 15] Babe magnet. [votes: 9] One of the triplets talked funny, but everyone loved him anyway. [votes: 8] You do know I can't understand a thing they are saying! [votes: 6] Heeeelp! [votes: 5] 1st you tell me to sit at the childrens table, now you want me to ride with them? [votes: 5] These guys need treats! Hurry up. [votes: 4] There's always room for one more! [votes: 4] Help, I'm surrounded by hairless dogs. [votes: 4] Why do I have to ride with the kids? [votes: 3] The cats understood "MUSH" and soon they would overtake the SUV. [votes: 1] Can I please stay in the car? I promise not to chew the upolstery! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 381 [July 11, 2010 - 150 entries]

		Go on admit it, you're strangely and compulsively attracted to me aren't you? [votes: 23]	Derek Field
		Say Cheese? Did you say cheese? I like cheese! [votes: 22]	sam's dad
		I know something you don't know. [votes: 18]	jkrslkay
	Honorable Mentions Cheeeese. [votes: 15] I have 5,956 facebook friends, how many do you have? [votes: 15] This will be a great passport photo. [votes: 15] What hamster? [votes: 14] Well, now that you have noticed, there was a bit of a problem with the cat... [votes: 14] Nope, Wasn't Me! [votes: 11] Smell? What Smell?? [votes: 11] Admit it, you adore me. [votes: 11] What missing cookie? I've not seen nor eaten it. Did you ask the rest of the family? [votes: 10] Trust me, I'm great with cats! [votes: 9] I heard it was rude to chew your cat with your mouth full. [votes: 9] I don't have my teeth in. [votes: 8] I'm not opening my mouth whatever you say... [votes: 7] Do not attempt to adjust your television set, I am in control. [votes: 7] I love cats. [votes: 6] I have minty fresh breath too! [votes: 6] Why, Johnny Ringo. You like someone just walked over your grave. [votes: 5] All this picture taking is getting a little annoying... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 380 [July 4, 2010 - 141 entries]

		Roll him again....let's see if we get a six! [votes: 85]	Melinda
		And the moment came when Jack Jr realized he had been spotted. [votes: 19]	swtmdmboo
		I think we should call him etcetera... [votes: 19]	Mary Lou
	Honorable Mentions www.jackrussellDOTcom [votes: 12] Now, you sit right there until you get your story straight. [votes: 10] It's small and squeaky, but I feel the need to protect it instead of hurt it. Strange. [votes: 8] You guys have about 30 seconds before I go jurassic on you. [votes: 7] He's smart like me, but he looks just like you! [votes: 6] The name is Ellipsis; 3dots. I know it is odd. My parents were old hippies. [votes: 6] Is he supposed to look like that? [votes: 6] What 3 dot rule? [votes: 5] You can't deny this one, it looks just like you! [votes: 4] I bet your name's SPOT. [votes: 4] I dunno...He looks more like that jack down the street than me... [votes: 4] Yeah I got 3 spots on my back, but at least I dont have 1 spot on my butt like you guys. [votes: 2] All we need is one with 4 spots and we have lucky 7! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 379 [June 27, 2010 - 108 entries]

		Put your right foot in, take your right foot out.....u grab the critter and u shake it all about... [votes: 40]	Shingle Oak
		Diggin a hole, diggin a hole, diggin a hole, diggin a hole... [votes: 25]	jkrslkay
		They will never find the cat here. [votes: 24]	kristyvines
	Honorable Mentions Cat's about yea big, so the hole has to be... [votes: 21] My GPS said I left a bone right here. [votes: 14] And they said I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder!! [votes: 13] Can you dig it? [votes: 11] I sure do wish the would get their own post hole digger! [votes: 10] Dog gone it! I broke a nail. [votes: 7] This is my favorite thing to do. [votes: 4] I hate moving day and trying to find all of my bones. [votes: 4] I'm outta here! [votes: 3] Ignore me will ya! I'll go to ground myself! [votes: 3] Jack does what a dog's gotta do. [votes: 2] In the hole again, just can't wait to be in the hole again. [votes: 2] You can't get away silly wabbit. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 378 [June 20, 2010 - 101 entries]

		I'm just pooped, but he is stoned! [votes: 26]	Frank G.
		I've exhausted myself trying to get that pig to play ball. [votes: 22]	Lily's Mom
		I hate when the beer goggles wear off! [votes: 18]	Tam Bone
	Honorable Mentions No more pig jokes! My sides are killing me! [votes: 16] My roomate's a real pig. [votes: 16] Was it worth it? Oh yea... [votes: 14] You think I look bad ? Look at the pig! [votes: 12] He goes to ground... but it's weird to watch. [votes: 10] A face only a mother could love. [votes: 10] He started it. [votes: 5] I like my bacon extra crispy. [votes: 4] Hog Heaven! [votes: 3] Jack's home with dinner! [votes: 3] My eyebrows are gone! [votes: 3] Ahhh Bacon...it's not just for breakfast anymore! [votes: 3] I think I need glasses and a bath. [votes: 3] Another job well done! [votes: 2] I LOVE bacon! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 377 [June 13, 2010 - 87 entries]

		I bet those fancy Westminster dog's can't drink and pee at the same time. [votes: 27]	Sophies Mom
		Multitasking! [votes: 21]	Amy
		These fountain drinks just go right through me. [votes: 20]	Sophies Mom
	Honorable Mentions Got a little captain in ya? [votes: 16] In with the new, out with the old. [votes: 12] Jack the SIPPER! [votes: 11] Has the cat come out of the waterslide yet? [votes: 8] Boy, what a dog has to go through to get a drink around here! [votes: 6] Mountain Hooch for a mountain pooch. [votes: 6] A full service station for jacks. [votes: 5] Emptying and filling at the same time. [votes: 5] Mountain dew. [votes: 5] Jack thinks holding his leg up will allow him to hold more water. [votes: 3] Excrement marks the spot! [votes: 2] Jack is having another pipe dream. [votes: 1] Camping out has had its better days. [votes: 1] Webmaster Note: A caption was removed from contest 377 due to a user complaint.

Results from Contest # 376 [June 6, 2010 - 162 entries]

		Am I breaking your heart yet? [votes: 26]	jkrslkay
		If they can't close it, they can't leave. [votes: 23]	Peg C
		Carry-on Jack. [votes: 16]	Ken
	Honorable Mentions No I don't have separation issues... [votes: 12] I'll be vewy, vewy qwiet. [votes: 12] They cant leave home with out me. [votes: 12] Do you think I have room for a ball? [votes: 11] I miss them already. [votes: 9] The customs officer was not amused. [votes: 9] Whaddya mean you have nothing to declare? I'm priceless! [votes: 9] I took my tags off, so i won't set off the metal detector! [votes: 9] I'm packed. [votes: 7] Nobody in here but us thongs. [votes: 5] I'm leaving on a jet plane... [votes: 4] I'm Going to Disney World! [votes: 3] The 'berth' of a Jack. [votes: 3] Still to cheap to buy the travel crate huh? Carry on AGAIN! NOOOO! [votes: 3] I never leave home without my jack! [votes: 3] Has anyone seen the dog? [votes: 2] Junk in the Trunk. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 375 [May 30, 2010 - 115 entries]

		You were right - the cat can't swim. [votes: 22]	diane
		Towel please. [votes: 21]	Jeff Kipp
		I'll have a cat & coke, please! [votes: 18]	stemlodge
	Honorable Mentions That's the LAST time that cat pushes me in! [votes: 16] Barko? Polo! Barko? Polo! Here I come... [votes: 16] This is NOT a Jackuzzi! [votes: 14] Potty? noooooooo not any more... [votes: 12] You would think that they would have a pool ladder that was doggie friendly. [votes: 7] Since when did they get a pool?! [votes: 7] If you don't pee in my pool, I won't drink out of your toilet. [votes: 7] Yep, wet dogs smell GREAT! [votes: 5] Yes, I like pina coladas... [votes: 5] Wow! Does anyone else smell wet dog? [votes: 5] I'm 51% dry. [votes: 4] I'll be glad when they get this jacuzzi fixed, my legs are killing me. [votes: 3] It's not cold, it's refreshing. [votes: 2] I think I'm ready for the English Channel. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 374 [May 23, 2010 - 101 entries]

		Little Ditty 'Bout Jack & Diane... [votes: 26]	Julz
		We're the woofers. [votes: 25]	Jackie's Mom
		Two Jacks - just in case! [votes: 21]	Thom
	Honorable Mentions The guitarist was a crooked gambler and hid a pair of Jacks in his case. [votes: 17] We had to pull some strings to get this new doggy bed... [votes: 14] I'm Rhythm, he's Blues. [votes: 12] On the road again. [votes: 12] If he drops another quarter on my head, I'm gonna pee all over this case! [votes: 10] For his next selection our owner will play Hit the Road Jack. [votes: 10] It's only rock n' roll but we like it. [votes: 8] Told you the begging would get us a permanent gig! [votes: 5] Mister, can you spare a dime? [votes: 5] I hope she doesn't set us out on the sidewalk for tips again... [votes: 5] Will work for food! [votes: 5] Guess we're gonna hafta howl for our supper. [votes: 3] Play with me next! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 373 [May 16, 2010 - 132 entries]

		Cat? What Cat? I don't see a Cat. [votes: 33]	Rita
		Say "I'm a dumb kitty!" Say it!! Say it!! I am not getting up til you do... [votes: 28]	Mary Mc
		On Top Of Old Smokey [votes: 19]	Pat
	Honorable Mentions You said you wanted a cat sitter. [votes: 18] Well, you told me not to sit on the furniture... [votes: 15] Much to Jack's disappointment, Kitty won this round of musical chairs. [votes: 14] Jack's catsitting rates are very competitive. [votes: 12] I swear it's legal! I saw this move on WWF! [votes: 9] Squatter's rights! [votes: 7] Jack loved his new tempur-catric. [votes: 5] Cat: the seat cushion of choice for Jacks with discriminating tastes. [votes: 5] Hey, has anyone seen the cat? He was here a minute ago. [votes: 5] This bed is lumpy. [votes: 5] Hey cat! How do you like me now? [votes: 4] I so win! [votes: 3] Look, Ma... no hands!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 372 [May 9, 2010 - 134 entries]

		I kissed a cat and I liked it! [votes: 30]	Chris
		Oh yeah? Make me. [votes: 27]	Sophies Mom
		Show me the rule in the manual that says I can't use it. [votes: 23]	Derek Field
	Honorable Mentions Treed by a cat, How humiliating. [votes: 16] I marked it, it's mine! [votes: 15] You two go get a few more cats so it can be even when I take y'all on. [votes: 9] I'll take the top bunk. [votes: 9] Dad knew there was a problem when Jack started 'playing house' with the cats. [votes: 7] The kids reenact the siege of Masada. [votes: 6] Can't Touch Me [votes: 6] Yes, you can kiss this toy goodbye! [votes: 5] Kiss of death. [votes: 5] The cats put Jack on a pedestial hoping this would bode well for the future. [votes: 4] And then there were two... [votes: 3] Jack mistakenly thinks he's safe [votes: 2] 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.... (insert fighting noise here). [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 371 [May 2, 2010 - 156 entries]

		When I smell like that they make me go outside... [votes: 40]	Divot
		Cool! It has a squeaker!! [votes: 16]	kryswyn
		OK, she's cute, but what does she do? [votes: 14]	AnnieP
	Honorable Mentions I still say I'm cuter. [votes: 13] What is it? Can we send it back? [votes: 12] I'm way cuter and I will never ask for money. [votes: 12] He'll never pass JRTCA breed standards. [votes: 12] Are you sure that was his tail that you had docked? [votes: 11] Do you think she looks more like my side of the family or yours? [votes: 11] Omg!! What is that??!! Why is it looking at me?! [votes: 10] I bet they name him Jack. [votes: 9] Is that my new squeaky toy? [votes: 9] Excuse me! Isn't that MY pillow? [votes: 8] Big head, realy big head... [votes: 7] Hope I'm showing enough interest... [votes: 5] Replaced with something with thumbs! [votes: 4] You're replacing me with that? [votes: 3] A new puppy...l feel your pain. [votes: 2] Is he my new jr. handler? [votes: 2] I don't see the point, it can't even go to ground! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 370 [April 25, 2010 - 118 entries]

		Four on the floor. [votes: 31]	Norm
		Playing dead will not prevent the vet appointment... [votes: 29]	Lilly Mae
		You just never know when you may need a floor jack. [votes: 25]	Frank P
	Honorable Mentions A good Jack Russell is a tired Jack Russell. [votes: 20] Known for their high energy and instinctive love of the hunt, the Jack Russell... oh. [votes: 19] Just wake me when we get there... [votes: 15] Jack was floored by the new cat scented air freshener. [votes: 9] Playing possum gave Jack deniability for the cat's current condition. [votes: 6] Jack rode always shotgun... well kind of... [votes: 6] All these Toyota recalls are killing me! [votes: 6] Jack thought by hiding under the seat, he'd avoid the breathalizer test. [votes: 4] Oh man, what a night. Did anyone get the number of that truck? [votes: 4] If that cell phone interrupts my nap one more time, it's history! [votes: 3] You drive awhile. [votes: 3] Jack volunteers to co-pilot on the drive to nationals. [votes: 3] This guy's weekend is just to much for me. [votes: 2] Comes standard with the vehicle. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 369 [April 18, 2010 - 111 entries]

		Ever vigilant, Jack once again gave the rasberries to the dog catcher. [votes: 21]	Hermann
		Collar .......too tight !!! [votes: 20]	Norm
		Can't make me. [votes: 18]	Penelope
	Honorable Mentions Is it me or did that cat taste a little funny? [votes: 12] 250 Christmas cards to send and she doesn't get self adhesive stamps. [votes: 12] Does my tongue taste funny to you? [votes: 11] MOM he's doing it again! [votes: 10] Jack continues to taunt the puppies showing in the conformation class. [votes: 9] Yuck! The cat just kissed me! [votes: 9] This is what I think of your idea. [votes: 8] Peanut Butter Crackers.... YUM! [votes: 8] This is what I think of me going to the vet! [votes: 8] blaahh! that cat tasted awful!! [votes: 7] I know how many licks it takes til I get to the center of the tootsie pop! [votes: 5] Cat got my tongue! Ouch. [votes: 5] Cat food should taste like CAT. [votes: 5] Hurry with the envelope! I'm dryin' out here! [votes: 4] Having had his tongue rolled up in the window, Jack pondered his next move. [votes: 2] Now I'm their stamp licker. [votes: 1] Jack was angry......but he was a gentleman! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 368 [April 11, 2010 - 70 entries]

		Jumpin Jack Splash [votes: 46]	Mike B.
		CANNNNONNNNBALLLLLLL [votes: 27]	bevansley
		Russell rescue! [votes: 19]	annie
	Honorable Mentions Release the Kraken! [votes: 17] It's always, Jack, Go Fetch the Fish. [votes: 15] She thinks I'm just a dumb dog. But around that bend there's a 800ft waterfall. [votes: 9] Jack Knife! [votes: 9] Be right back mom! I have to go free Willy. [votes: 8] Excuse me, but did I just hear the Bungie Cord snap? [votes: 6] Jack the dipper. [votes: 6] New event - go to water to get to ground. [votes: 5] Don't they know I'm a great swimmer. I don't need this stinkin vest. [votes: 4] This is going to be sooo cold! [votes: 3] I'm telling you it is stupid to jump out of a perfectly good boat! [votes: 3] Be right back - gotta take a leak. [votes: 3] Marco... [votes: 3] An example of Jack handle failure. [votes: 3] I hope this thing floats! [votes: 2] Here BUOY, here BUOY, come back! [votes: 2] dive....dive....dive... [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 367 [April 4, 2010 - 70 entries]

		I know they think of me as their kid....but this is ridiculous. [votes: 25]	bevansley
		Ah, a bowl of cocoa puffs and SpongeBob... can't get any better'n this! [votes: 22]	millie's mom
		Gordon couldn't deal with the day until his Fruit-Loops were done and Spongebob was over. [votes: 19]	Herman
	Honorable Mentions And thank you God for the food we are about to receive. [votes: 15] Gordon had breakfast with Sponge Bob every morning. [votes: 14] Sometimes, you have to go to ground... Other times, you just need to go to table. [votes: 13] Sometimes waiting for Rocky and Bullwinkle could be tedious. [votes: 9] Jack paused, realizing he had just ate the remote... [votes: 8] Breakfast club. [votes: 8] The vet warned Jack to put down his spoon and remote and get out there and run. [votes: 7] Jack always has to sit at the little kids table. [votes: 6] Jack was expanding his body, if not his intellect. [votes: 5] Oh jeez, it's so hard using a spoon without thumbs! I keep spilling my milk. [votes: 4] For me the best part of watching TV is deciding which character I want to chase. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 366 [March 28, 2010 - 162 entries]

		The jack goes in the trunk, not under the hood! [votes: 26]	Lorna
		Jack of all trades! [votes: 25]	PJ
		I see your problem, there's a cat in your fanbelt. [votes: 18]	suez
	Honorable Mentions I thought you said this thing had 300 horses......where are they? [votes: 17] JRTCA certified mechanic at work. [votes: 16] Ok Mom crank it! [votes: 14] Oh, I see what's wrong! Didn't you have a black and white cat? [votes: 13] I'm sure the problem has nothing to do with all those bones I've hidden in here... [votes: 11] Anything that squeeks, has to be alive. [votes: 11] There seems to be a squirrel stuck in the intake valve... that can't be good! [votes: 10] Jack declares yet another recall. [votes: 5] Yep, it's a Hemi! [votes: 5] And me with a hot date tonight. [votes: 2] Okay,we will just SEE who wins the racing championship next time! [votes: 2] Do I have to do everything around here? [votes: 1] Squirrel squirrel squirrel. [votes: 1] I fixed Mom's car, but I blew my fuse when I saw Dad playing catch with the neighbor's dog. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 365 [March 21, 2010 - 139 entries]

		The Captain secretly thought his crew was a bunch of babies. [votes: 35]	Peg C
		Captain Jack [votes: 33]	peanut's pop
		There's a little Captain Jack in all of us. [votes: 26]	Gizmo
	Honorable Mentions I said "Paddle", not "Piddle"! [votes: 16] I'm the only two year old here who can swim. [votes: 15] "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tail...." [votes: 11] Jacks Bare Belly Boat Tours was Booming! [votes: 10] Row, you scurvy dogs! [votes: 8] Babe watch. [votes: 7] ... and humans don't believe in spaying and neutering - really! [votes: 7] Row! Row! Row! Somebody Row! [votes: 6] A three hour tour... a three hour tour. [votes: 5] No shirts, no shoes and Captains don't wear pants either!! [votes: 4] OK, who brought the oars? [votes: 4] Stay focused crew...we're almost there! [votes: 3] I hope i get paid for this! [votes: 2] Carry on luggage must fit in the overhead compartment or under your seats! [votes: 2] HELLO, is anybody working here? [votes: 1] I've heard of a motley crew, but this is ridiculous! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 364 [March 14, 2010 - 119 entries]

		Jack regretted his hardwoodflooraphobia. [votes: 35]	Herman
		Wait on it, wait on it... [votes: 26]	Zacery Tee
		Be afraid, Tennis Ball... Be very afraid! [votes: 21]	sophie rose
	Honorable Mentions You know how this is going to go. [votes: 14] If Yoda can lift a spaceship, I can lift that ball. [votes: 10] Game, Match, Set, Jack. [votes: 10] Go ahead make my day. [votes: 9] I can almost taste your delicate yellow fuzz, please roll my way! [votes: 8] Jack patiently awaits the inevitable attack. [votes: 7] Amazingly the ball froze, waiting for Jack to blink. [votes: 6] You are history, Dunlop. [votes: 6] I saw it move, really I did. [votes: 5] Boy, that cat left a big fur ball! [votes: 5] Come to Daddy! [votes: 5] Blink I dare you. [votes: 3] Oh, that succulent green... [votes: 3] You know you want me! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 363 [March 7, 2010 - 109 entries]

		Jack Rabbits [votes: 28]	Shingle Oak
		I'm pretty sure one of us is adopted. [votes: 24]	suez
		This is the last time I'll ever use an on-line dating agency. [votes: 20]	Derek
	Honorable Mentions Jack was fooled momentarily by Peter's clever disguise. [votes: 19] What happens on the farm stays on the farm. [votes: 18] If I go in there, will I come out looking like that? [votes: 15] Very Bad HARE Day. [votes: 13] The day after the night before....jack hangs his head in shame! [votes: 12] Any bunny home? [votes: 10] Jack pretended not to hear as the barber shouted, "Next!" [votes: 9] Wow, I can have chicken or rabbit for lunch! [votes: 9] Who does your hare? [votes: 8] Come on mom - he smells, don't put me next to him. [votes: 7] He shows up every Easter, looking for goodies. [votes: 6] You don't have to ask me twice! [votes: 1] Do I stay or do I go? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 362 [Feb 28, 2010 - 126 entries]

		A thousand colours to choose from and he buys me a white ball. [votes: 46]	Derek
		Squirrels bury their nuts for the winter... Jack buries his squirrels for the summer. [votes: 20]	swtmdmboo
		Go to ground? I cant even find the ground. [votes: 20]	john
	Honorable Mentions Neither rain, nor sleet , nor snow....NOTHING stops a Jack Russell. [votes: 16] SNOW to ground. [votes: 12] Where's my cat-sicle? [votes: 8] I wear red during hunting season! [votes: 7] The British are coming! [votes: 7] I'm going to have to start putting on the brakes sooner [votes: 7] Anybody home? [votes: 6] Ummm, the cat is NOT down this hole, I repeat the cat is NOT down this hole. So don't look. [votes: 5] Now where'd I put my bone. [votes: 4] I lost my earmuffs! [votes: 3] Jack was always a slave to fashion. [votes: 3] Digging for accessories. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 361 [Feb 21, 2010 - 125 entries]

		What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine. [votes: 32]	Mary Lou
		The smell from your shoe killed my little friend. [votes: 26]	terri
		But...he laughed at my ears! [votes: 21]	gaijin5
	Honorable Mentions IF I WAS GUILTY, MY EARS WOULD BE UP...OOPS. [votes: 15] Proof that 9 out of 10 JRT prefer Squirrel over shoe! [votes: 15] What? I did NOTHING, I found him like this! [votes: 14] Give me the other sneaker and I let him go! [votes: 11] Two new chew toys, isn't life grand!! [votes: 10] Walk away and don't look back, it'll be over in a minute. [votes: 10] Walk away or I'll add you to the collection. [votes: 8] Oh yes I did!!!! And I'm proud of it! [votes: 6] JRT Trophies. [votes: 5] If the shoe fits... [votes: 3] I come in peace... I bring you gifts... [votes: 3] My favorite things. [votes: 3] All in a days work... [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 360 [Feb 14, 2010 - 140 entries]

		Did you REALLY think the cat was gonna float?!?! [votes: 52]	ShannanC19
		Canine baywatch! [votes: 19]	Boraya
		I don't think Mr. Scruffers is coming back. [votes: 12]	Nick
	Honorable Mentions Trust me kid, dock diving isn't for sissies. [votes: 11] Ain't no water dog in my pedigree. How about you? [votes: 11] This is my favorite sushi spot, Junior. [votes: 10] Dad - I don't think this is a good idea! [votes: 10] Hey dad, look, is that the cat that used to live with us? Nevermind son, just look away. [votes: 9] I think I dropped the bone in this area. [votes: 5] Go ahead, Junior! The water's warm. Honest. [votes: 5] I swear it was there before you walked up! [votes: 5] Go ahead...I'll be right behind you...I swear!!! [votes: 5] I wonder what we'll catch today? [votes: 4] What did you say that was? [votes: 4] Son...I'll wait here...you swim for help! [votes: 4] Hey Dad, we're gonna need a bigger dock... [votes: 3] You go first little one, I have your back!! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 359 [Feb 7, 2010 - 108 entries]

		I don't know what it is...but I'm killing it. [votes: 30]	bevansley
		SNOW DAY! NO OBEDIENCE SCHOOL! [votes: 22]	moira
		Vancouver, HERE I COME !!!! [votes: 21]	Jan
	Honorable Mentions It's mine, it's mine, I saw it first, whatever it is. [votes: 20] I got it! I got it! I got it! [votes: 19] Jack Frost [votes: 14] Throw one more at me and you'll be eating yellow snow. [votes: 10] The snow matrix.. [votes: 10] Mmmmm, a snow biscuit! [votes: 8] How am I supposed to catch it without thumbs? [votes: 7] Happy Happy Joy Joy! [votes: 7] Yes, we can throw snowballs too. [votes: 7] Neutered Jack knows there's no balls like snowballs. [votes: 5] Come to Daddy! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 358 [Jan 31, 2010 - 123 entries]

		It's okay buddy... I do it in here all the time! [votes: 39]	Squiggy
		If you happen to find a squirrel in there, it's mine... [votes: 27]	Dextersmom
		Push it over, then we both can play in the dirt. [votes: 20]	Pat
	Honorable Mentions I won't tell if you won't. [votes: 13] Mom won't recognize this when we get finished. [votes: 13] Hey kid, I don't think you should eat that! [votes: 13] You go first. [votes: 11] yeah, I saw him, the cat stuck your GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip in this plant! [votes: 8] I told the cat this wasn't a good hiding place. [votes: 8] Yup...I fertilized it good! [votes: 8] This is your fault. [votes: 6] Quick, kid, hide in here before anyone sees your outfit. [votes: 6] I didn't move it - did you? [votes: 4] Jack! is that a cat's tail in the dirt? [votes: 3] Finders keepers. [votes: 2] Jack begs to water the planter. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 357 [Jan 24, 2010 - 154 entries]

		Ah...my own personal Jack-cuzi! [votes: 54]	gaijin5
		Huh. Cats sink. Who knew?? [votes: 38]	Jill
		I .. can.. almost... reach... the... [votes: 23]	Ken
	Honorable Mentions Bottoms Up! [votes: 14] I am really liking this new water dish. [votes: 14] This sure beats drinking out of the toilet at our house. [votes: 13] How much longer before the cat stops kicking? [votes: 11] Can someone please come shampoo me? [votes: 9] Drink or Swim? [votes: 8] I just love watching the cat go in circles when the drain is opened. [votes: 7] The cat can only swim so long... [votes: 4] Jack regretted the "bargain" vacation immediately. [votes: 4] This will not end well... [votes: 2] You'll never take me alive! [votes: 2] Oh, the woes of having a seven-year old put in charge of your care! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 356 [Jan 17, 2010 - 138 entries]

		Those look just like what the vet took from me! [votes: 20]	Herman
		Dear God, thank you for the meal I am about to enjoy... [votes: 17]	Bernie
		I'm telling you, you need to be afraid! [votes: 15]	carol
	Honorable Mentions Look, you've got to tell them the necklace is cheesy. [votes: 14] Request permission to approach the bench. [votes: 12] You ate my mouse! I can still smell it on your breath! [votes: 12] YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!! [votes: 10] Wait for it....wait... [votes: 9] I see you've been hitting the catnip a little hard lately. [votes: 9] This the "Before" picture to last weeks Caption Contest #356. [votes: 6] Oh I am so sorry - I didn't know that was your sister. [votes: 5] Obituary Picture. [votes: 5] What to do today?!, What to do today?! [votes: 4] You MUST remember me, I LIVE with you. [votes: 4] I hope this is just a visit! [votes: 4] Don't feel so bad. My legs are too short. [votes: 4] I could get up there if I wanted. [votes: 3] Aw, don't be mad, I only gave her a little sniff. [votes: 3] If looks could kill. [votes: 3] Kids, time for Dinner. [votes: 3] How much do I owe you? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 355 [Jan 10, 2010 - 105 entries]

		Okay...Ready?!?! Make a wish!!! [votes: 34]	ShannanC19
		Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am... [votes: 28]	honey
		Cat Test Dummy. [votes: 18]	Jorro
	Honorable Mentions Torn between two rovers. [votes: 17] Divide and conquer! [votes: 14] You let go first! No, YOU let go first! No, You let go first! [votes: 13] On the bark of three we pull the legs off. [votes: 13] Mr. Cat is totally about to experience seperation anxiety if ya know what I mean. [votes: 13] If you think this is good wait until we get a real one! [votes: 12] Why is it still smiling? [votes: 7] Shall we split the proceeds? [votes: 6] Cat's face says it all... [votes: 5] Catnip [votes: 4] Jack 's class - How to treat a cat 101. [votes: 3] I know it's your toy. i just thought we could do something together for a change. [votes: 3] We will see who gets the biggest piece. [votes: 2] A catastrophic lunch. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 354 [Jan 3, 2010 - 121 entries]

		Sorry I thought you were Mike Vick. [votes: 41]	gizmo
		Jack the Ripper!! [votes: 25]	Lesley Chambers
		Ring the doorbell, pay the price. [votes: 16]	Lilly Mae
	Honorable Mentions Barbie was bad enough, but the Ken guy had to go. [votes: 13] Tails I Win ... Heads you Lose! [votes: 13] Heads will roll if Jack is displeased. [votes: 12] Head games. [votes: 12] I told you, if you didn't take me to the terrier trial, heads would roll! [votes: 8] Looks like he didn't read the "GUARD DOG ON DUTY" sign. [votes: 7] Call it, heads or tails... [votes: 6] Oh Sorry, was this a friend of yours? [votes: 5] Don't bite the head that feeds you. [votes: 4] Look what the cat dragged in! [votes: 4] I better put this back - it doesn't have a squeaker in it! [votes: 4] He bit off more than he can chew! [votes: 3] Jack's separation anxiety was over the top. [votes: 3] I think I yanked a little too hard... [votes: 2]