Jack Russell Terrier Picture Caption Contest Results

• Jack be nibble, Jack be quick, Jack don't drive no stick [votes: 5]
• Okay, when I tap your leg you press the gas pedal. [votes: 5]
• Cruising for cats. [votes: 3]
• Follow that poodle! [votes: 2]
• Jack decided to leave town till the election was over. [votes: 2]
• There he is dad...The pizza delivery guy. [votes: 2]
• I am going to follow this big Greyhound. [votes: 1]
• Squirrel! [votes: 1]

• Nap time at doggie day care. [votes: 5]
• Jack Gift Box [votes: 4]
• Jack Pack [votes: 4]
• The Jacks filled their drawers. [votes: 4]
• Imagine the owner's surprise when he opened his sock drawer! [votes: 3]
• -- and this one is JUST RIGHT! [votes: 3]
• Let sleeping dogs lie! [votes: 2]
• Off we go through Airport Security! [votes: 2]
• Who started this?? [votes: 2]
• Jacks do sleep! [votes: 2]
• Modest. these Jacks are not. [votes: 1]

• Captain Jack of the Ninth squadron [votes: 7]
• O'er the la-and of the TREEEEEATS, and the home of the jack! [votes: 6]
• Have you seen the Red Barron? [votes: 4]
• Curse you Red Baron! [votes: 3]
• Was that my Douglas XBTD-2 Destroyer taking off without me? [votes: 2]
• Easy Rider [votes: 2]
• Who's the cute rivet girl working on my plane? [votes: 1]
• 200 meters is tough when you can't use your floaties! [votes: 1]
• Yes this Air Medal is heavy, but somebody's gotta do it! [votes: 1]

• I heard a ship full of tennis balls sank this morning. See ya in a bit! [votes: 4]
• You coming in? The water's great! [votes: 2]
• My, what big goggles you have Grandma!! [votes: 2]
• I'm too sexy for my goggles! [votes: 2]
• What? The chlorine burns my eyes! [votes: 1]
• Can't you see? I need the 1.21 Gigawatts to power the flux capacitor. [votes: 1]
• Has anybody seen my nose clip? [votes: 1]

• How about me? Hey, down here! [votes: 5]
• It's just puppy love. [votes: 5]
• Mom, Dad, you're embarrassing me! [votes: 4]
• No caption can justify how stinking cute this picture is! [votes: 2]
• What happens when you both finish eating the one spaghetti strand. [votes: 2]
• They said to keep our noses clean... Really. [votes: 2]
• Hey break it up, there are kids watching. [votes: 1]

• Hmm.. A new cat just moved next door! Let the games begin! [votes: 4]
• You take their orders and I'll ring them up. [votes: 3]
• . . . and they lived happily ever after. [votes: 2]
• I love the smell of squirrel in the morning. [votes: 2]
• I hate being grounded, next time i'll hide the evidence! [votes: 2]
• High Def? We don't get it... [votes: 1]
• No cat is going to get by us [votes: 1]

• Which side of a Jack Russell has the most spots? The outside! [votes: 3]
• Waiter, there're Jacks in my soup... [votes: 3]
• Jokes on them...we ate the grapes and they're coming back as raisins. [votes: 2]
• Yikes! That puppy chow is awful! [votes: 2]
• That joke about jack russell puppies is hilarious! [votes: 2]
• Oh please! At least wrap a towel around yourself! [votes: 1]
• Who needs a teacup yorkie when you can have two sandwich plates Jacks. [votes: 1]
• Look at our sister---now that's baby fat! Geez Sis---lay off the milk! [votes: 1]

• Sorry folks, we seem to be encountering some turbulence... [votes: 4]
• I can't believe I ate the whoooole thing! [votes: 3]
• Hi there, my name is Horizontal and my Buddy here is Vertical. [votes: 3]
• Weebles wobble but they don't fall down! [votes: 2]
• Now pay attention - THIS is vertical and THIS is horizontal. [votes: 2]
• That's no way to beg, watch me. [votes: 2]
• Too much Cinco de Mayo for me! [votes: 2]
• Does this pose make me look fat? [votes: 2]
• Someone spiked our water bowl. [votes: 1]
• I feel like Chinese Food tonight, how about you? [votes: 1]
• Dude, Where's my car? [votes: 1]

• Splendor in the grass [votes: 13]
• my top half wants to chase a squirrel but the bottom half really likes the scratch. Life is so complicated. [votes: 12]
• Help me I've fallen and can't get up. [votes: 11]
• Rub my belly and make a wish! [votes: 11]
• Future belly dancer. [votes: 9]
• Knee high to a grasshopper. [votes: 9]
• You playin' connect the dots? [votes: 7]
• Please stop checking! I don't HAVE a belly button! [votes: 7]
• Undercarriage barely 51 percent pink. [votes: 5]
• Rub My Belly [votes: 4]

Honorable Mentions

• Ewe had me at Hello. [votes: 13]
• I could use a new sweater. [votes: 13]
• I am not a herding dog. [votes: 12]
• 1-2-3-4- I'm getting sleepy. [votes: 10]
• Now look guys I can explain. [votes: 8]
• Are you my mother? [votes: 5]
• We're not gossiping....we're networking. [votes: 4]
• mmmm mmmm good! [votes: 2]

Honorable Mentions

• I'll handle the steering, you just work the pedals. [votes: 7]
• OK crew, Jack-in-the-Box drive-thru dead ahead! [votes: 7]
• Move it, Lady!! Yer' killin' me!! [votes: 7]
• Still smarter than the average driver. [votes: 6]
• Being an Uber driver is awesome [votes: 5]
• Outta' my way! I gotta' get to the Super Bowl !! [votes: 4]
• Why am I always the designated driver at Christmas? [votes: 4]
• okay, I've checked the SuperBowl rule book. It doesn't say no Jack Russells. [votes: 3]
• JRT Road Rage [votes: 3]
• Don't make me turn this car around! [votes: 1]
• Uber Russell Terrier [votes: 1]
• I hate evening traffic. [votes: 1]
• Yes officer but your point is? [votes: 0]

Honorable Mentions

• My reading club photo [votes: 9]
• Like... is this contest ever going to end? [votes: 9]
• Jack Richards [votes: 9]
• What a supermodel looks like on her day off. [votes: 8]
• Oh, grandma..what big reading glasses you have! [votes: 8]
• Hipster Jack! [votes: 7]
• That last wave was totally awesome dude!! [votes: 5]
• Time to call 1-800-Contacts... [votes: 4]
• Turns out my mother was right about everything :) [votes: 4]
• Look at me. I'm as lovely like a kitten up a tree. [votes: 3]
• Orange you glad I didn't say bandana? [votes: 1]

Honorable Mentions

• No Mom this is not the same as a bath [votes: 17]
• We'll finish filling the pool as soon as I get control of the hose. [votes: 14]
• MINE! [votes: 12]
• Hoser! [votes: 11]
• The dog days of summer [votes: 9]
• Splish Splash! Quit singing THAT song! [votes: 7]
• WATER PARK! [votes: 6]
• Just goes to prove - Jack-n-water don't mix [votes: 5]
• Shake it Off, just Shake it off [votes: 5]
• Water is fun [votes: 5]
• Jack Russell Flashdance [votes: 4]
• I am not taking a bath! [votes: 4]

Honorable Mentions

• 2nd place in the Jack Russell hide and seek contest. [votes: 7]
• Crumb hunter [votes: 7]
• But mom, I don't want you to go to work! [votes: 7]
• Jack thinks... if he can't see you then you cannot see him... NOT! [votes: 6]
• I have lost my head! [votes: 6]
• Jack was STILL recovering from the fireworks display. [votes: 5]
• I found a cat this way once... this time all I see are a few pennies, sigh. [votes: 4]
• Dog days of summer [votes: 4]
• I still can't find my bone! [votes: 4]
• That Febreeze gets me every time. [votes: 4]
• Pillow Talk [votes: 4]
• I can't be bothered with you right now. [votes: 2]

Honorable Mentions

• Talk to the paw! [votes: 15]
• My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. [votes: 14]
• Are you my mother? [votes: 12]
• Now, for the Vulcan mind-meld... [votes: 12]
• Oooo....Granny, what big eyes you have! [votes: 12]
• Hold still while I get a look at that face of yours [votes: 11]
• There there, don't cry. [votes: 9]
• Just breathe....it'll be ok [votes: 8]
• I'm a big dog also... [votes: 8]
• you are now one of us. [votes: 7]
• I know you didn't mean it. [votes: 5]
• Nice puppy [votes: 4]
• You are healed!! [votes: 4]
• Puppy love [votes: 3]

Honorable Mentions

• Just like patato chips. You just can't have one. [votes: 8]
• Dog Day Afternoon [votes: 6]
• A fifth of Jack... [votes: 5]
• Jack Stack [votes: 4]
• There is always room for one more. [votes: 4]
• This man has a serious case of dogs... [votes: 3]
• The door isn't locked for our safety, it's locked for your safety. [votes: 3]
• Cinco Di Jacko [votes: 3]
• To every Jack, his owner is King. [votes: 3]
• Dad, you're hogging the chair!!! [votes: 2]
• Happiness is... this! [votes: 2]
• Make room for daddy. [votes: 1]
• Dad,wake up! [votes: 0]

Honorable Mentions

• Add sunshine, dirt and love to grow your own forever friend. [votes: 10]
• Terrier-cotta pot. [votes: 10]
• Jack was bloomin crazy! [votes: 9]
• When you live in an apartment, you have to take advantage of dirt when you find it! [votes: 8]
• Jack-O-Planter [votes: 7]
• I'm grounded and laying roots. [votes: 7]
• Good dog, gone to pot. [votes: 6]
• That's a fine JRT you're growing there. [votes: 6]
• Water me! [votes: 4]
• Potty training. [votes: 3]
• Only dirt for miles! [votes: 3]
• Just keeping the flowers warm. [votes: 3]
• This is my dry spot... [votes: 2]

Honorable Mentions

• Yeah ... you don't want to come under here right now... [votes: 13]
• I'm, um, just cleaning up after the cat. [votes: 12]
• It followed me in here... [votes: 11]
• What makes you think I did it? [votes: 11]
• A little privacy please! [votes: 7]
• Get r' Done [votes: 7]
• A special surprise for Mother's day... [votes: 6]
• I'm suffering here, suffering. Have you never had a cold? [votes: 5]
• 600 sheets...this is gonna' be a great day! [votes: 4]
• Wsup? I just woke up. How'd that get here? [votes: 3]

Honorable Mentions

• You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out! You put your left foot in and you shake it all about! [votes: 11]
• Circle of friends [votes: 7]
• Knights of the Round Table [votes: 6]
• You spin me right round, baby! Right round like a record, baby! Right round round round! [votes: 6]
• Are there any spirits of the dead in this room with us? [votes: 5]
• It must be here somewhere! [votes: 5]
• He loves me, he loves me not. [votes: 4]
• Soo-ee Soo-ee [votes: 3]
• Terrier octagon [votes: 3]
• The second hand musta fallen off [votes: 2]
• Circle the wagons! [votes: 1]

Honorable Mentions

• Busted. [votes: 8]
• I am NOT dishwasher safe!!! [votes: 6]
• Can't I take a bath in the tub like normal people? [votes: 6]
• No need to clean these Mom... [votes: 6]
• Can I go around again? [votes: 6]
• You missed a spot! [votes: 5]
• Quality control. [votes: 4]
• The only way to stay 51% white! [votes: 4]
• Cleanup crew. [votes: 3]
• All done! Didn't I do a good job? [votes: 2]
• I just wanted dessert, mom! [votes: 1]
• Wait a minute.....you mean this is like taking a bath?? [votes: 1]

Honorable Mentions

• Seriously? You put this in the trash? [votes: 15]
• March Madness [votes: 9]
• I notice that you are coveting my lovely green ball.... it is a pity that you will surely die in your attempt to take it. [votes: 8]
• Understand one thing,, this is my ball, not yours. [votes: 8]
• I'm sorry......is this YOUR ball? [votes: 8]
• Finders Keepers...right? [votes: 8]
• Go ahead...make my day [votes: 7]
• Hey Mom, take a picture of my new grill. [votes: 3]
• Want to play doubles? [votes: 2]
• Tennis anyone? [votes: 2]
• This photo shoot is even worse than the one sitting on Santa's lap! [votes: 2]

Honorable Mentions

• Tell me how cold it is outside first. [votes: 13]
• Just let me sleep and I promise I won't make your day a living hell... [votes: 12]
• Just because YOU have to get up is no reason to disturb us! [votes: 11]
• This better be good... [votes: 11]
• This doesn't mean we are engaged or anything. [votes: 10]
• I am not a morning dog. [votes: 10]
• This day starts when I say it starts. [votes: 9]
• The name is Russell, Jack Russell. [votes: 8]
• Turn that light OFF! [votes: 7]
• Leave me alone; I'm sleeping in today, and tomorrow, and the next day.... [votes: 6]
• I hate it when we get guests. [votes: 4]
• Monday who? [votes: 4]
• ahhh... this sleep number bed is just right! [votes: 3]
• Yes, I am adorable... Now let me go back to sleep! [votes: 2]
• Somebody has dog breath! [votes: 1]

Honorable Mentions

• C'mon, buddy. Throw it long. Get that bacon right in here!! [votes: 10]
• See Mom, no squirrel! [votes: 9]
• Smile like you just don't care!! [votes: 9]
• Look maw! No cavities! [votes: 8]
• Yay! Pizza! [votes: 8]
• Look, No more baby teeth. [votes: 6]
• But Mooooom! I don't wanna go to obedience school!!!!!! [votes: 5]
• Practicing for a trip to the dentist! [votes: 4]
• Biscuit keeper! [votes: 4]
• Here comes that delicious looking mailman! [votes: 3]
• Feed me Seymour----feed me now!!!!! [votes: 1]

Honorable Mentions

• Two quarter pounders with cheese----PLEASE! [votes: 10]
• DON'T make us come back there!! [votes: 9]
• FYI...we left some 'junk' in your trunk. [votes: 8]
• Just wait until she gets on the highway, then we'll jump in the front seat! [votes: 7]
• Did he say vegetarian or Veterinarian?!! [votes: 5]
• You missed the turn to the terrier trial. How could you drive right past the sign? [votes: 5]
• I spy something brown... [votes: 5]
• Hi, we are Thelma & Louise. [votes: 5]
• Take us to the Fun Day and nobody gets hurt. [votes: 3]
• Back seat barkers. [votes: 3]
• We are the most interesting dogs in the world. [votes: 3]
• Now that you are lost, we will take over with directions. [votes: 2]
• But we always have to ride in the back! [votes: 2]
• Jack Bros cabbie service drew mighty few repeat customers. [votes: 2]

Honorable Mentions

• I know she hides my treats in here somewhere... [votes: 7]
• This will definitely require us to take a ride in the car to the Home Depot. [votes: 5]
• Vitamins, nail clippers, training clicker...where does she keep the treats? [votes: 5]
• I smell BACON!!!! [votes: 5]
• Now if I could just find those treats I like then we could party! [votes: 4]
• There is no place safe from a Jack Russell. [votes: 4]
• Maybe if I hold really still she won't notice... [votes: 4]
• If a JRT can't go to ground outside, he'll do the next best thing inside. [votes: 3]
• shelf surfing. [votes: 3]
• Wait wait, don't shut the door yet! [votes: 2]
• Jack lays in his supplies before the big snowstorm. [votes: 2]
• If I can't see you, you can't see me... [votes: 1]
• Can this count as time out? [votes: 1]

Honorable Mentions

• Barking up the wrong tree [votes: 10]
• There must be a Great Dane in the neighborhood [votes: 8]
• Aren't the rest of us supposed to run and hide? [votes: 7]
• Jack Russell social network. [votes: 6]
• Our bite is worse than your bark. [votes: 5]
• We just love the smaell of varmit in the morning! [votes: 5]
• Come out, come out, whoever you are! [votes: 4]
• Ahhh! That was too long of a trip! [votes: 2]
• They said don't bark....not don't EAT the bark! [votes: 2]
• Ok guys..We need to save this tree! [votes: 1]