Jack Russell Terrier Picture Caption Contest Results

Results from Contest # 201 [December 31, 2006 - 299 entries]

		You'll never guess where I found it!! [votes: 42]	wayne caudill
		I'm still 51% white. [votes: 40]	jo b.
		Your aim stinks. [votes: 29]	Lori
	Honorable Mentions After what I went through, this ball is MINE! [votes: 26] I'm Back, now throw it again. [votes: 26] You throw. I fetch. That was the deal. [votes: 25] What? Do I have something in my teeth? [votes: 25] I lost the rabbit, but look what I found! [votes: 25] got mud. [votes: 25] Yes, it was worth it. [votes: 24] Apparently there weren't any squirrels in the mudhole... My bad. [votes: 19] No ball left behind no matter how dirty the job is. [votes: 17] Is there something on my face? [votes: 15] I found the ball. [votes: 13] If you mix dirt, water and a Jack together; this is what you get. [votes: 10] Let's Get a Little Mud on the Tires. [votes: 10] When Off Roading goes bad. [votes: 9] Want a hug? [votes: 8] This is how you play. [votes: 7] Hey when I play fetch, I play fetch. [votes: 6]

Results from Contest # 200 [December 24, 2006 - 299 entries]

		Trading Spaces [votes: 61]	Kathy
		Somehow this plan looked better on paper. [votes: 52]	Lisa Valley
		As you can see, Mr. Bond, the tables have turned! [votes: 36]	Herman
	Honorable Mentions What is wrong with this picture??? [votes: 35] Don't you hate it when someone calls you a 'Rat Terrier'? [votes: 31] In a cruel twist of fate, Astronaut Jack finds himself on Planet of the Rats. [votes: 27] A Jack's worst nightmare! [votes: 19] Houston we have a problem! [votes: 18] Welcome to my world!! [votes: 14] Scary dream, scary dream!! [votes: 13] In his dreams, Milo the Rat takes first in Go-To-Ground. [votes: 12] There is a file in the chew bone. [votes: 12] I had three wishes, guess what my first one was?? [votes: 12] Reason why Mr. Magoo should not own pets. [votes: 11] I'm innocent, I tell you. Innocent! [votes: 10] ...not a creature was stirring, except for the mouse! [votes: 7] I smell a rat... [votes: 7] Worry the Rat? Worry the Rat? How am I to worry the rat from in here??? [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 199 [December 17, 2006 - 251 entries]

		Reason why 99% of pet attacks take place around the holidays. [votes: 46]	Nick S.
		Santa's YELPERS! [votes: 37]	Pat
		Just for this, we'll be sure to leave you a couple of Yule "logs" underneath the tree. [votes: 25]	tja
	Honorable Mentions Ho Ho Ho.......we made yellow snow. [votes: 23] Hi, I'm Santa, this is Jack; we left you several presents on the kitchen floor. [votes: 22] You think this is bad?? Just wait til Easter!! [votes: 21] We wish you'd take these hats off, We WISH you'd take these hats off... [votes: 17] Bah and Humbug! [votes: 16] We ate the elves! [votes: 16] Mr. and Mrs. PAWZ. [votes: 14] We're bringing sexy back... [votes: 14] After a few eggnogs, Jack's head felt as big as his hat. [votes: 12] Don't you have a snowman you could degrade...I mean decorate? [votes: 10] Was I bad this year or something? [votes: 10] Santa don't need no stinkin' elves! [votes: 9] Size matters... [votes: 8] Hey, where is the third wise guy? [votes: 5] Jack Frost nipping at your nose... [votes: 5] HO HO HO...you'll shoot your eye out kid!!!! [votes: 4] We are Santa's elves! [votes: 3] Okay, what mall do we hit first? [votes: 3] It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas. [votes: 2] Why me? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 198 [December 10, 2006 - 236 entries]

		Jacquita Banana. [votes: 45]	Baileygirl
		Press it .........I dare ya! [votes: 44]	Mary Meek
		I AM smiling! [votes: 40]	Erin
	Honorable Mentions Banana sales dropped after adopting their new spokesperson. [votes: 33] get it off or your leg is gone... [votes: 32] Hi, welcome to Walmart. [votes: 29] You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. [votes: 26] Just doing what the stickers says. [votes: 15] No, you can't have your sticker back. [votes: 13] Not exactly what the inventor had in mind. [votes: 11] The new brand of Jack Russell Pezz Dispensers... [votes: 9] Never trust package directions. [votes: 8] Here, kitty kitty kitty. Free milk. I have catnip. [votes: 7] Defective sticker... [votes: 7] That's one rotten banana! [votes: 6] Why you should always sleep with one eye open. [votes: 4] The sticker made me do it! [votes: 4] It's official: Hell has frozen over! [votes: 4] Don't label me! I'm more than a pretty face! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 197 [December 3, 2006 - 236 entries]

		Ever heard of Odor-Eaters? [votes: 40]	Dillon
		Rub my belly! Rub my belly! Rub my belly! [votes: 36]	Ken
		I couldn't have possibly eaten the cat. My tongue's been stuck to the floor all day. See? [votes: 32]	tja
	Honorable Mentions You know, from this angle, you should really put on some pants. [votes: 30] Whew......and I thought my breath was bad! [votes: 24] Your turn to lick my feet. [votes: 24] Whoa! I didn't want to see that! [votes: 22] I've fallen and I can't get up!!! [votes: 21] You are definitely not Jellin. [votes: 17] Clearly, I have been de-feeted! [votes: 16] Hey Mama, pour me another egg nog! [votes: 14] You wouldn't bath a guy when he was down and out, would you? [votes: 10] Stop, Drop, Play Dead. [votes: 9] Drama Queen! [votes: 9] This is a good place for a stick up!! [votes: 9] Yes we can see that I' m PLAYING possum, but when do I get to eat one? [votes: 7] The smell is strong with you Luke! [votes: 6] I smell CHEESE. [votes: 6] Please put some clothes on!!! [votes: 6] After searching all these years, Jack confronts BIGFEET! [votes: 5] That's a spicy meatball. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 196 [November 26, 2006 - 284 entries]

		Sleeping with the Enemy. [votes: 70]	Roxy
		The coloring is the same, but there's something not quite right about the new guy. [votes: 47]	katie
		Why Jacks should NEVER let the cat make the eggnog. [votes: 30] [votes: 27]	hmpstd
	Honorable Mentions Sometimes there's a rough-coat in the litter. [votes: 26] The calm before the storm... [votes: 25] A cat with only 4 lives left. [votes: 23] ...not a creature was stirring, not even a Jack (good thing for the cat). [votes: 20] What's wrong with this picture??? [votes: 17] There's one cat-lover in every bunch. [votes: 14] It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days. [votes: 14] JRT Alarm System Malfunction. [votes: 14] Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house... [votes: 13] For thirty hours the cat dared not twitch... [votes: 12] This would never happen in real life. [votes: 8] That is one brave (or stupid) cat!! [votes: 8] One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch... [votes: 7] A miracle. [votes: 7] Santa's little helpers. [votes: 6] Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. [votes: 5] He sees you when you're sleeping!! [votes: 5] You snooze, you lose! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 195 [November 19, 2006 - 375 entries]

		I've never felt so humiliated in my life... the cat is laughing. [votes: 64]	Toni K
		What happens in Vegas... Stays in Vegas. [votes: 56]	Fuzz
		Man, this Halloween costume really CLUCKS. [votes: 27]	Ollie
	Honorable Mentions Please remove this fowl thing from my head. [votes: 25] Darn this Russells my feathers!!! [votes: 20] I hate my mother. [votes: 17] Everybody needs a little KFC. [votes: 13] I should never have fallen asleep. [votes: 12] There ain't nobody here but us chickens... [votes: 10] Oh man, the sugar rush from the halloween candy wore off. [votes: 8] It's not all its quacked up to be. [votes: 7] When will I ever learn not to bet on the Arizona Cardinals??? [votes: 7] Chicken Little! [votes: 7] Do I have egg on my face?? [votes: 7] When I grow up, I'm writing a book about you. [votes: 6] Cheep tricks. [votes: 6] Will work for food. [votes: 5] One eye Jack... [votes: 5] A wolf in sheep's clothing. [votes: 5] Only if I didn't have this microchip in me. [votes: 5] It's not easy being chicken. [votes: 5] White eggs or brown? [votes: 4] I'm feeling a little chicken today. [votes: 4] Take me to your leader! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 194 [November 12, 2006 - 253 entries]

		How long to you think it will take for the cat to lose his grip on the ceiling fan? [votes: 68]	suez
		That cat can't hang there much longer. [votes: 52]	sydney
		The lines started forming as early as 2 a.m. for the new Jack holiday toys. [votes: 24]	jo b
	Honorable Mentions Man! The treat line gets longer every time! [votes: 22] If it falls off the ceiling its mine. [votes: 22] There is always something different about the middle child! [votes: 22] Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil! [votes: 21] Chow line. [votes: 19] Three of a Kind. [votes: 18] Conga line! [votes: 16] Simon says Look Up... [votes: 16] Moe, Larry and Curly. [votes: 14] This place really needs to hire some more help... I've been waiting for 10 seconds!!! [votes: 9] I pledge allegiance to the flag... [votes: 6] Anticipation. [votes: 6] Freeze, and nobody gets hurt! [votes: 5] Doh, Re and Meeee!! [votes: 4] More Ovaltine Please! [votes: 3] The latest more bars, cell phone comerical idea. [votes: 3] Feed us. [votes: 3] Man, who said white Jack's can't jump? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 193 [November 5, 2006 - 495 entries]

		Heeeeeeeeeere's Jacky! [votes: 87]	katie
		Trick or Treat, see my teeth, give me the neighbor's cat to eat!!! [votes: 34]	kvines
		Ahh...ooo! Werewolves of London... [votes: 26]	Lorna
	Honorable Mentions I get this strange feeling every full moon... [votes: 24] Be afraid. Be very Afraid. [votes: 22] Stephen King's dog. [votes: 20] How do you like me now! [votes: 19] Must...Eat... Cats... Brains. [votes: 16] Wild Thing, you make my heart sing! [votes: 15] Dogs gone dirty! [votes: 12] A face only Momma could love! [votes: 11] I'm a wild and crazy guy. [votes: 9] I'm dirty and plan to stay this way. [votes: 7] Do I look like I'm ready for conformation judging, huh, do I? [votes: 6] Say your prayers pumpkin!! [votes: 6] If this doesn't win me the Halloween contest, I don't know what will. [votes: 5] A coon's worst nightmare. [votes: 5] BEWARE! This is NO costume! [votes: 5] Step away from the shampoo bottle. [votes: 4] Old Dog Winter. [votes: 2] Damn, I broke a nail! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 192 [October 22, 2006 - 495 entries]

		Ruba, Dub, Dub, Three Jacks in a Tub. [votes: 120]	Sydney
		Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, this is my other brother Darryl... [votes: 60]	Carrie
		If you are a Jack Russell who has been bathed against your will, then call this number. [votes: 53]	Manny K
	Honorable Mentions I can't believe my luck! Every man's fantasy - a hot tub, and twins!!! [votes: 44] Ok, Who's making the bubbles? [votes: 26] We didn't do it, nobody saw us do it. You can't prove anything. [votes: 23] Do you feel a warm spot?? [votes: 20] Which of these is not like the others? [votes: 17] Larry, Moe and Curly. [votes: 16] But mom, dead snake smells sooo good when you roll in it! [votes: 15] I can explain... [votes: 14] Am I the only one ready for Halloween? [votes: 14] Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. [votes: 14] Malcolm in the Middle! [votes: 6] Going over the wall. [votes: 5] Please let the dogs out. [votes: 5] Care to join us?????? [votes: 4] Plumbers worst nightmare. [votes: 4] The Three Musketeers. [votes: 4] Got pants? [votes: 2] There is safety in numbers. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 191 [October 15, 2006 - 289 entries]

		I hate it when she licks the napkin and cleans my face! [votes: 73]	Tiffany L
		Must...kill...napkin... [votes: 64]	jackzrock
		Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack gonna nip your finger tips. [votes: 46]	Rowdy Russell
	Honorable Mentions Go ahead Punk, make my day. [votes: 45] Is all the squirrel out of my teeth? [votes: 39] Some advice if you want to keep that finger... [votes: 32] You wanna piece of me?? [votes: 27] Then I told him, "Squirrel, prepare to die!" [votes: 26] I don't want no stinking tissue! [votes: 25] I Double Dog dare you. [votes: 25] Let's wipe that snarl off your face. [votes: 24] Do I LOOK like I wanna play right now? [votes: 20] I TOLD you NO! [votes: 19] Understand this well, I'm supposed to have a wet and cold nose. [votes: 18] Don't make Hulk angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. [votes: 13] Talk to the teeth; the ears are flat to my head. [votes: 11] He'll be here any moment, how do I look? [votes: 5] I SAID TO GIVE ME A CAPTION! [votes: 5] Do my teeth look yellow to you? [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 190 [October 1, 2006 - 297 entries]

		Mums the Word! [votes: 42]	Jan
		Is there something in my teeth??? [votes: 40]	rosie
		Gotta get that cat taste out of my mouth. [votes: 38]	Sindy
	Honorable Mentions She loves me, She loves me not. [votes: 34] I think I just swallowed a bummble bee!? [votes: 34] Please don't eat the Daisies! [votes: 22] No actual flowers were harmed in the making of this picture... [votes: 19] We don't need no stinking flowers! [votes: 18] Feed me and flower wont get hurt [votes: 17] I'm crazy! See, watch! [votes: 17] Jack be nibbling. [votes: 16] Wasn't Me. [votes: 14] Do you like my new grill? [votes: 14] Guess this will do since I can't eat a spinach salad. [votes: 13] Have I gotten your attention, yet? [votes: 12] Don't mess with me.....you could be next! [votes: 10] When the dog food gets low... [votes: 6] Bring on the roses. [votes: 6]

Results from Contest # 189 [October 1, 2006 - 297 entries]

		Really, the squirrel was this big! [votes: 94]	Donna4Jacks
		"Y-M-C-A"... [votes: 61]	Jeff G
		I saw this on "Dancing With The Stars". [votes: 29]	Kat
	Honorable Mentions I'm tellin' ya, that thermometer was THIS BIG! [votes: 27] Don't make me go all spider monkey on your butt! [votes: 27] Put um up! Put um up! [votes: 20] Turn the fan off! [votes: 17] Crouching Kitty, Hidden Jack. [votes: 13] They tell me if I move to the right the reception will come in better... [votes: 12] Seriously, give me back the remote. [votes: 9] May I have this dance?? [votes: 7] Look Mom, No Fleas. [votes: 7] Hmmmmm, I see the Karate Kid movie marathon is on again. [votes: 6] What would you do for a Klondike bar? [votes: 6] Wax on. Wax off. [votes: 6] Ok everybody dance now!!! [votes: 5] When you can snatch the kibble from my paw, then you shall be ready my son... [votes: 5] Rumba Jack. [votes: 3] cirque de terrier. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 188 [September 24, 2006 - 259 entries]

		Geez, Doc, can't you get one of those digital ear thermometers? [votes: 43]	Rosie's Mom
		Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you... [votes: 39]	Buster
		Ah ooooo, Werewolves of London. [votes: 38]	Amanda S
	Honorable Mentions RICOLA!!! [votes: 37] Oh solo mio....! [votes: 27] Stellllllaaaaaa Stellllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. [votes: 26] Ain't nothin but a hound dog, cryin' all the time... [votes: 24] Moooooooooon River. [votes: 22] I'm sooooo lonely I could cry. [votes: 20] I've got Sunshine... on a cloudy day. [votes: 15] I sense a disturbance in the Force. [votes: 15] If you stare into the sun long enough... hey, where'd everyone go? [votes: 15] Long, long time ago... I can still remember how that music used to make me howl... [votes: 13] The hills are alive with the sound of music... [votes: 10] The call of the wild. [votes: 9] What do you mean you're out of cat? Get me the manager! [votes: 6] Beam me up, Scotty. [votes: 4] I'll cry if you dont give me a caption. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 187 [September 17, 2006 - 243 entries]

		The reason you won is because I ate the rabbit. [votes: 70]	john
		So, you carry your crate with you??? [votes: 51]	Gabby
		Hmmm...Crunchy on the outside, chewy in the middle! [votes: 40]	Herman
	Honorable Mentions The tortoise and the glare. [votes: 27] I gotta tell you, I don't even move that slow when I'm sleeping! [votes: 18] How do you like those mobile homes? [votes: 14] If I hear that stupid "Tortoise and the Hare" story one more time, I'm gonna bite you! [votes: 14] I'm falling asleep just watching you slow pokes! [votes: 13] Tell me what you don't like about yourself. [votes: 12] I hate when my dinner is still in the container. [votes: 11] There is NO way I'm losing this staring match. [votes: 11] The service round here is so slow. I ordered the cat salad an hour ago. [votes: 10] The one on the left moved - I saw it. [votes: 10] Whaddya mean YOU"RE going to win the race? That's just CRAZY!!!! [votes: 9] How can you eat that stuff?!? [votes: 7] So, did you come WITH the shell or was it optional equipment? [votes: 7] RRRRUUUUNNNN [votes: 6] You're supposed to lay on your bed, NOT carry it! [votes: 6] You are the MOST BORING dinner guests I have EVER had! [votes: 6] OK I will go with the cable instead of DSL! [votes: 5] The tortoise and the hair. [votes: 5] Errr, can you tell me what happened in 1825? [votes: 4] Jack tries to size up his race opponent. [votes: 4] Is it my birthday? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 186 [September 10, 2006 - 254 entries]

		I ate the cookies and the Elves. [votes: 101]	Donna4Jacks
		Jack's Clubhouse Only. No Humans or Cats Allowed! [votes: 37]	Jennifer
		Could you hurry up and take the picture. This is HEAVY!! [votes: 25]	Krystal
	Honorable Mentions Ok everyone be very, very quiet, I am hunting rabbits. [votes: 23] Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid. [votes: 22] I'm not coming out til the bath tub is gone. [votes: 21] Feeling lucky, punk? [votes: 18] Most dogs would just go around the tree... [votes: 18] Just one moment of privacy, that's all I ask! [votes: 13] If I were king of the forest! [votes: 8] Do I look like a happy home owner? [votes: 7] Step away from the door and you will be spared. [votes: 7] I catch my head on this door every time. [votes: 6] yawwwwn...is it spring yet? [votes: 5] No, I'm not coming out until the Cubbies win the Pennant. [votes: 5] Hey I said there is no vacancy. [votes: 3] You think I want to get fixed? [votes: 3] No rabbits in here! [votes: 3] It may look like a tree to you but its my home! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 185 [September 3, 2006 - 349 entries]

		Help me Obi Wan Kenobi... [votes: 32]	AuntBeno
		And in this corner.....wearing white and yellow... [votes: 30]	echav2
		I don't CARE how many toys are in there with me! It's still a BATH! [votes: 28]	SpitFyre
	Honorable Mentions Rubber Ducky, you're the one... [votes: 24] If this picture ends up on the internet, someone loses a shoe tonight! [votes: 24] My slippers please. [votes: 22] I'm not wearing anything under this robe. [votes: 21] Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. [votes: 21] Something about this seems so VERY wrong... [votes: 16] Calgon, take me away!!! [votes: 16] If this gets out, I'll probably lose my JRTCA membership and my pedigree too. [votes: 15] Last picture of the duck in one piece. [votes: 13] AFLAC! [votes: 11] Can my life get any worse ?! [votes: 11] Note to self....stay away from cow pies. [votes: 11] There goes my street cred. [votes: 11] Hurry up and take the picture so I can disembowel this duck! [votes: 9] JRT sings: "Rubber ducky, you're the one..." Rubber ducky says: "Help. Me." [votes: 6] I swim faster without ears. [votes: 6] There's a mud puddle outside that needs my immediate attention. [votes: 5] Duck, Duck, Goose. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 184 [August 27, 2006 - 389 entries]

		You put your left foot in, put your right foot out... [votes: 64]	Nancy
		Mirror, mirror, on the wall...who's the most spoiled one of all? [votes: 56]	Gabby
		Wax on, Wax off! [votes: 26]	lostdreams
	Honorable Mentions HE DID IT! [votes: 22] Stop doing everything I do! [votes: 21] Paws to reflect. [votes: 21] Hey, you look just like me! [votes: 16] Rock, paper, scissors! I win!!!! [votes: 16] J.R.T...phone home. [votes: 16] When I think about you, I touch myself. [votes: 14] Hey! That dude stole my leash! [votes: 14] Pretty, I'm so Pretty!! [votes: 13] I know you are, but what am I... [votes: 12] OH NO!! Not another one!! [votes: 12] Okay, lets shake on it. [votes: 10] Ha!! I didn't say Simon Says!!! [votes: 9] How much is that doggie in the window?... [votes: 8] Hey mom, Hey dad, Look what i can make this guy do!!!! [votes: 8] Nice to meet me. [votes: 6] I feel like I've known you all my life. [votes: 6] Do do do do - Can't touch this! [votes: 4] TAG!!! I'm it! [votes: 4] Bet you can't do this! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 183 [August 13, 2006 - 286 entries]

		Mom, STOP! I dropped my bone. [votes: 95]	Parker
		WhitelineWhitelineWhitelineWhitelineWhiteline... I'm gonna be sick... [votes: 89]	Spitfyre
		I'll take four fried chickens and a coke, to go! [votes: 62]	Dave W
	Honorable Mentions Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon? [votes: 50] Russell road rage!! [votes: 37] Nobody said anything about the vet! I thought we were going to go to the park! [votes: 35] Lo-Jack, advanced alarm system. [votes: 35] I call shotgun! [votes: 27] Hey Baby! How about some Jack with that shake! [votes: 21] Hey baby, like my ride? [votes: 20] Some days it's just great to be a dog! [votes: 18] Hit the road Jack. [votes: 16] This car comes complete with a JRT alarm system. [votes: 15] Hey, You talkin to me? [votes: 10] Are we there yet? [votes: 9] Wanna drag for pinks? [votes: 7] You expect me to smile on a trip to the Vet? [votes: 7] Hey, can I listen to the radio while you are in the store? [votes: 7]

Results from Contest # 182 [August 6, 2006 - 304 entries]

		Aretheydoneyetaretheydoneyet aretheydoneyetaretheydoneyet? [votes: 94]	Erin
		How do you like your cat? [votes: 41]	Bobby
		It's ok I'm watching the grill. [votes: 26]	rob
	Honorable Mentions Jack be Nimble Jack be quick, Jack's gonna have him a chicken on a stick! [votes: 22] I kill 'em and he grills 'em...he'd better share! [votes: 21] Grillmaster Jack. [votes: 19] Beef! It's what's for dinner! [votes: 19] Jack Be nimble Jack be quick Jack dont jump in the bbq pit. [votes: 18] Pet the Cook! [votes: 17] You said watch the chicken....whats it gonna do? [votes: 16] I'm dressed for dinner! [votes: 15] Pure Discipline. [votes: 12] This is cruel and unusual punishment!! [votes: 11] Every day dry dog food, everyday! I knew she was hiding something. [votes: 10] I love football season. [votes: 10] This is going to be the best birthday ever! [votes: 8] Patience Jack... patience my boy. [votes: 7] MEAT!! GIVE ME MEAT!!! [votes: 6] If I don't stop digging holes in the backyard, it's me next! [votes: 6] A little drool never hurt anyone. [votes: 6] That porkchop is toast. [votes: 5] The BBQ Kid. [votes: 4] Hold the pickle, Hold the lettuce... [votes: 3] Grill? I thought they said watch the growling. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 181 [July 30, 2006 - 216 entries]

		Butterfly kisses. [votes: 64]	Shane
		BUTT-erfly sniffer!! [votes: 41]	Kacie
		You do understand Mr. Butterfly, that this is my way of saying Hello? [votes: 37]	C
	Honorable Mentions Excuse me...do you taste like chicken? [votes: 34] Your frequent flyer miles are about to expire! [votes: 33] Any final words? [votes: 23] Bet you can't eat just one! [votes: 19] Gone...in 60 Seconds. [votes: 16] She smells buttery. [votes: 14] Do you mind getting your nose out of my business? [votes: 14] What's your problem dude? Stop tailgating. [votes: 13] Dog and the Butterfly by Heart! [votes: 13] The calm before the storm... [votes: 12] Jack the Sniffer! [votes: 11] Come fly with me... [votes: 9] Beauty knows no bounds. [votes: 6]

Results from Contest # 180 [July 23, 2006 - 219 entries]

		They need to make these urinals a little more private...don't ya think? [votes: 54]	Becky
		Wall of Terrier. [votes: 37]	icybeaches
		ICECREAM MAN !!!! [votes: 36]	Donna4Jacks
	Honorable Mentions I'll have two Jacks on the rocks, bartender. [votes: 34] "Ready, Butch?" "Ready, Sundance!" [votes: 31] Oh man, three years in the slammer just for chasing that cat. [votes: 19] Psst... hey you... yeah you,buddy come'er. [votes: 17] Tonight on COPS: The duo terrorizing the park were finally "collared". [votes: 16] Hey, You're a stupid Rottweiler. I bet my friend could make you cluck like a chicken!!! [votes: 16] Maggie couldn't help noticing that Jackie had put on a few pounds... [votes: 16] Nobody puts Baby in the corner. [votes: 15] Of COURSE the grass is greener! They actually HAVE grass! [votes: 13] Please do not feed the animals. [votes: 12] Hey stupid! We're not looking at them, they're looking at US!!! [votes: 7] You ALWAYS get the sunny spot! [votes: 6] If only these walls could talk... [votes: 5] You might be bigger, but my tail's longer! [votes: 4] Aaah! Cold paws! Cold Paws! Hurry! Over the fence! [votes: 2] Man, she gets all the best assignments...me, I get stuck in the corner. [votes: 2] Mirror mirror against the wall, which one is best. Near or far? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 179 [July 16, 2006 - 300 entries]

		"Jack" Nicholson. [votes: 75]	Julz
		In-dog-nito. [votes: 26]	Merry
		Hand over the treats and no one will get hurt. [votes: 22]	Nancy
	Honorable Mentions I'll Be Back... [votes: 20] Panama Jack. [votes: 17] Just Jack, Ma'am. Just Jack. [votes: 15] My future is so bright, I gotta wear shades. [votes: 15] I ignore the Puparazzi! [votes: 13] A Jack Russell Turn Signal. [votes: 12] If anyone spots Prick Ear Jack call the number shown on your screen. [votes: 11] Who's your Doggy! [votes: 11] Don't laugh...I get better reception this way. [votes: 11] Too cool for dog school! [votes: 11] You can't prove those pups are mine...Did you say DNA test? Oops... [votes: 10] Auditioning for the new "Celebrity Dog Poker" show. [votes: 9] Are you gellin? [votes: 9] No comment. [votes: 7] Jack is all ready for his Cat Anonymous meeting. [votes: 7] Hey, baby...What's your sign? [votes: 6] Pimp My Jack... [votes: 6] No autographs, please. [votes: 4] What we have here, is a failure to communicate. [votes: 3] Oh come on now.. don't bark so loud...... [votes: 2] Hollyjack. [votes: 2] Tell me what you need, baby. I'm all ears. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 178 [July 9, 2006 - 249 entries]

		Oops...we dropped the cat. [votes: 68]	Robobear
		Look! Dogs Gone Wild is here for Spring Break!! [votes: 37]	Dillon
		Like father, like son. [votes: 32]	P.S.
	Honorable Mentions Someday son this kingdom will be yours. [votes: 27] I don't care how many times he yells fetch, I ain't getting THAT ball! [votes: 26] Now, aren't you happy we paid extra for an ocean front room, honey? [votes: 21] I don't know about you Smalls, but I'm bustin' outa here one day! Are ya with me?! [votes: 21] Look there is Sparky, Ruffus, Zoey, Spuds. I wish we were not grounded. [votes: 17] Mom!! I don't want to wait thirty minutes before I can swim! [votes: 16] Some day kid, some day. [votes: 15] Surfs up, dude. [votes: 14] I hope they are going out to buy us some pants. [votes: 13] Miami Vice. [votes: 12] Are you kidding me? I'm not going out there looking like this! [votes: 10] Ya gotta learn to fly sometime!! [votes: 9] Wait for it......NOW!!! [votes: 6] Mom always said never to spit but.. [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 177 [July 2, 2006 - 280 entries]

		Lumber jack. [votes: 80]	Nancy
		Did ya get my Slurpee? [votes: 31]	Maggie's Kay
		J.R.T. on board. [votes: 28]	P.S.
	Honorable Mentions Tailgate party! BYOJ (Bring Your Own Jack). [votes: 23] Jack Russell spoiler comes optional. [votes: 21] I ruv Rowe's. [votes: 17] ...for the dog that likes to live on the edge--pickup surfing! [votes: 15] Captain Jack will gladly walk the plank before he surrenders to the pirates' outrageous demands. [votes: 15] Arrr...Walk the plank, ye scurvy dog! [votes: 14] $3.00 a gallon? Are you serious? [votes: 11] Jumping Jack Flash, Is a Gas, Gas Gas! [votes: 10] Guarding Against High Prices at the Gas Pumps! [votes: 10] Don't try this at home kids, I'm a professional. [votes: 9] OK, where's my tool belt? [votes: 8] What are you looking at, we got work to do! [votes: 8] Regular or unleaded? [votes: 8] This is the wood for my new dog house, right?? [votes: 7] Good form, but the tongue will cost him points from the German judge. [votes: 7] Are we there yet? [votes: 6] Going overboard. [votes: 6] Did you see my brother Skip? He was right next to me and... [votes: 5] I broke it, I'll fix it! [votes: 3] You know I look good! [votes: 3] Home of the Brave [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 176 [June 25, 2006 - 249 entries]

		CAUTION: Contents under pressure!! [votes: 96]	Heather
		A bottle of jack. [votes: 65]	kelsey K
		This is screwed on WAY too tight! [votes: 46]	Herman
	Honorable Mentions You think THAT's funny....wait 'til YOU fall asleep! [votes: 36] 2 liter pup. [votes: 28] Jack was always the life of the party. [votes: 21] Have a Coke and a smile! [votes: 17] Also comes in handy 6 packs. [votes: 17] Is there something on my face? [votes: 12] Plastic surgery gone bad! [votes: 12] Don't you dare twist to open. [votes: 12] America's got talent !? [votes: 10] Too pooped to pop! [votes: 9] Sun block, JRT style. [votes: 7] This is a Jack Russell CAPtion! [votes: 6] Nightcap. [votes: 6] You're a WINNER! [votes: 5] He has his father's nose. [votes: 5] Really, I'm breed standard! I swear that my nose is completely black! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 175 [June 18, 2006 - 218 entries]

		Hit the road Jack! [votes: 50]	Kim
		Crouching Dog, Hidden Treat. [votes: 37]	RileyB
		I did a bad, bad thing. [votes: 36]	Nikki25
	Honorable Mentions Calm before the storm. [votes: 33] Roll the ball, roll the ball, come on, roll the ball, I'm ready. [votes: 33] Wait for it.... Wait for it... [votes: 27] Worse...Timeout...Ever!!! [votes: 26] Low-Jack. [votes: 26] I'm sittin' right here till you tell me your sorry. [votes: 24] Not gonna do it and you cant make me. [votes: 23] Speed bump. [votes: 18] One is the loneliest number... [votes: 17] On the road again. [votes: 14] I'm just waiting on a friend... [votes: 14] Is there something on my back? I feel like there's something on my back... [votes: 11] Flat Jack. [votes: 8] Where are all my Chat room buddies? [votes: 7] The wheels on the bus go round and round... [votes: 6] I've been a bad boy. [votes: 5] Jack SPLAT!!! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 174 [June 11, 2006 - 323 entries]

		Russian mail-order pup. [votes: 46]	Herman
		Little red riding jack. [votes: 45]	kelly
		Go ahead, laugh, I know where your favorite shoes are. [votes: 40]	Nancy
	Honorable Mentions You are sure this will cure my prick ears? [votes: 30] Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match... [votes: 25] Come closer, let me tell your fortune. [votes: 21] Bones for poor, sir. [votes: 21] Bad hair day!!!!!!!!! [votes: 19] Little dog on the Prairie. [votes: 17] Please Sir, may I have some more? [votes: 17] Beauty school drop-out. [votes: 16] Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves. [votes: 14] Little Red Riding Hood...the Early years. [votes: 14] The things I do for love. [votes: 12] How do you like the Survivor new buff??? [votes: 9] Gangster Jack. [votes: 8] Meet the newest member of the Bloods. [votes: 8] Could you spare some change? [votes: 7] Bandana Jack !!! [votes: 6]

Results from Contest # 173 [May 28, 2006 - 310 entries]

		I guess sleeping in the bed tonight is out of the question huh? [votes: 36]	Gerry
		What do you mean I can't come in the house? [votes: 27]	Kelsey
		What MUD??? [votes: 26]	kelly
	Honorable Mentions I'm getting a bath, aren't I? [votes: 25] That sprinkler won't bother anybody again! [votes: 22] I'm still 51% white. [votes: 22] Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. [votes: 16] You know you still love me. [votes: 15] Jack was stunned to hear the BATH word again. [votes: 13] Also comes in white... [votes: 12] You should see the other guy... [votes: 12] Did anybody see a groundhog go by? [votes: 11] When the ground goes to you. [votes: 9] Oh God I look like a Chinese Crested... [votes: 9] Mud happens. [votes: 8] I think I found the problem with your drain. [votes: 7] Up through the ground came that bubblin' crude. [votes: 7] Jackson Browne. [votes: 6] You don't think this is permanent, do you? [votes: 4] Mud, mud...glorious mud!! [votes: 2] I wanna be a brunette! [votes: 2] Will work for Bath! [votes: 2] Here's mud in your eye!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 172 [May 21, 2006 - 264 entries]

		If we can't see them they cant see us... Right? [votes: 44]	Kelsey K
		Pay no attention to the little white dogs behind the curtain! [votes: 41]	Lisa
		Undercover jacks. [votes: 40]	Kelsey K
	Honorable Mentions Proof that Jack Russells stink at hide-and-go-seek. [votes: 27] I'm voting for Wishbone and Eddie. [votes: 22] That's right Mr. Mail Man, just a few more steps... [votes: 19] Do you feel a draft? [votes: 16] Jack the Peeper. [votes: 15] I'll vote for you....and you vote for me. [votes: 14] My husband is home.....HIDE! [votes: 13] So THIS is what's behind curtain #2! [votes: 12] No ifs, ands or butts! [votes: 12] If you want to see more that will be another $20. [votes: 12] Peace of mind provided by JRT Home Security. [votes: 11] We could TRY it that way... [votes: 9] A City of Two Tails. [votes: 8] I thought you were Democrat! [votes: 8] Were one of these suspects on your lawn, Ma'am? [votes: 7] Why are we hiding like this? [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 171 [May 14, 2006 - 227 entries]

		Socks..... I need more socks!!! [votes: 40]	Joey
		"Jack the sniffer" - Caught by the nanny-cam! [votes: 39]	Scott
		This is a panty raid! [votes: 36]	Kathy
	Honorable Mentions The REAL sock monster caught in the act. [votes: 34] Ever wonder why your socks match going into the drawer, but not when they come out? [votes: 31] Boxers or Briefs ???? [votes: 31] They WILL NOT go on vacation without me again!!! [votes: 25] Victoria's Secret has GOT to be in here... [votes: 24] Jack be nimble, Jacks can soar. Jack jumped into the lingerie drawer! [votes: 20] Surely no one will find that bone in here! [votes: 19] Hey MOM, I can't find it anywhere in here, is it in the other drawer? [votes: 19] This ought to teach them to neuter me! [votes: 16] Jack of all drawers. [votes: 14] Never bury a bone in a sock drawer! [votes: 14] I get the top bunk! [votes: 10] What not to wear. [votes: 6] Oh please dont tell me she is going to wear that again! [votes: 6] Like my cute bed? My master's don't. [votes: 3] I promise next time it'll be a natural GTG type shot!!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 170 [May 7, 2006 - 350 entries]

		Febreeze....it's that fresh. [votes: 49]	Amy
		Mom really, im only half tired!!! [votes: 43]	chelsea
		Just GREAT! My tags are stuck in the carpet ...AGAIN! [votes: 32]	jack attack
	Honorable Mentions Dog tired. [votes: 30] If you're really quiet you can hear the Carpet People. [votes: 29] Out of gas. [votes: 24] Jack the Tripper! [votes: 18] Jack Splat. [votes: 15] Landing gear failed. [votes: 13] Oh darn! I have to get those front brakes fixed. [votes: 12] Going to ground. [votes: 11] Darn, leg fell asleep again... [votes: 10] I don't like Mondays. [votes: 10] This is the dumbest trick I ever learned to do. [votes: 10] This end up. [votes: 9] Not very good at playing possum. [votes: 8] You had a bad day - The camera don't lie... [votes: 8] Cramp cramp cramp cramp!!! [votes: 6] Velcro Carpet!!! [votes: 5] "No ifs, ands or BUTTS..... I'm tired!" [votes: 5] Man...ruff landing! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 169 [April 30, 2006 - 214 entries]

		Hair Jordan. [votes: 50]	Jazmin
		Next time throw a tennis ball will ya? [votes: 36]	Gerry H
		White Jacks Can't Jump. [votes: 33]	Jim C
	Honorable Mentions Jack finally taught those pesky kids a lesson about keeping their toys out of his yard. [votes: 26] Shaq's jack. [votes: 23] Jack the Gripper. [votes: 22] Wilson....is it really you? [votes: 21] Come on! That is totally traveling!! [votes: 20] Suddenly, we realized that renting "Air Bud" might not have been the best choice... [votes: 18] A bad hair day & static cling to boot! [votes: 12] After seeing his 50" vertical leap, the NBA signed him immediately... [votes: 10] Who says I have to dribble??? [votes: 9] I feel pretty.. oh so pretty... [votes: 7] Yeah, big deal; anyone can palm a basketball. [votes: 6] When bally met hairy. [votes: 5] ...I gotta flat!! [votes: 5] What Dennis Rodman's dog gets for a chewie. [votes: 5] Don King enters the basketball arena. [votes: 5] Flat jack. [votes: 4] You get the ball back when I get a trim. [votes: 3] Only her hairdresser knows for sure! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 168 [April 23, 2006 - 230 entries]

		I saw it first. Did not. Did too. Did not. Did too. [votes: 45]	Rowdy Russell
		I thought we agreed. What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine. [votes: 31]	tja
		Quick! Take this and hide it. [votes: 30]	Cat
	Honorable Mentions Sharing the last treat....PRICELESS. [votes: 28] Cinco de Mine-O. [votes: 23] Lady & the Tramp [votes: 20] Jack the Gripper. [votes: 13] Leggo my eggo. [votes: 13] Here, I don't like it without salsa. [votes: 11] Sharing is not in my vocabulary... [votes: 9] Friends don't let friends eat chips alone. [votes: 9] Jack Be Nimble! Jack Be Quick! Jack Run Away with the Rawhide Stick! [votes: 9] I take no 'chip' from anyone! [votes: 9] Nobody can eat just one! [votes: 8] Yo Quero taco bell. [votes: 7] See....Just like always, I get the short end of the chip. [votes: 6] Get your own bag! [votes: 5] Ahh, Love at first bite!!! [votes: 5] Get your own bag. [votes: 4] Good to the last chip. [votes: 4] I thought I told you to get the Spicy Kitty flavor, Jack! [votes: 3] Your chip or mine? [votes: 3] One for you, none for me. Is that how it works? Let me count again. [votes: 3] Jill didn't bring home the bacon, but she did bring the chips. [votes: 3] Learning to share. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 167 [April 16, 2006 - 227 entries]

		Are you sure he's ours? He doesn't look like either one of us! [votes: 67]	Beanhead
		Yeah, I look cute now...just wait until I rip the stuffing out of you! [votes: 38]	Baileygirl
		"Let's adopt," you said...what do you say now, Einstein? [votes: 34]	Jim C
	Honorable Mentions 5 more Minutes! [votes: 24] Goldilocks and the two bears... [votes: 22] Sleepin with the big dogs. [votes: 20] Jilly sleeps with her bear behind. [votes: 17] Looks like they're all STUFFED! [votes: 16] I can't remember what I did last night. [votes: 16] And then, there was this one time at band camp... [votes: 16] Finally, my FOREVER home! [votes: 13] Quick, he's passed out, get the scissors [votes: 12] One of these things just doesn't belong... [votes: 11] 14. Well Norm, you wanted that dog from Frasier... [votes: 9] This dorm life is killing me. [votes: 8] No, I am NOT adopted. [votes: 8] I was having a nightmare. 2 funny-looking creatures were towering over me. [votes: 5] The Three Stooges [votes: 3] I'm staying at Holiday Day Inn Express EVERY night! [votes: 3] This gal looks beary comfortable. [votes: 3] I'll never get separation anxiety again. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 166 [April 9, 2006 - 259 entries]

		Happy Meal! [votes: 76]	Jennifer
		Jack Russell Television. [votes: 42]	mel
		Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me. [votes: 39]	Gerry W
	Honorable Mentions Besides me eating you, I have great news. My owner saved 15% on his car insurance. [votes: 38] Hamster, It's whats for dinner. [votes: 35] Lunch box. [votes: 27] Hey! Kibbles and Bits! [votes: 27] Houston, we have a problem... [votes: 18] Don't worry little buddies, I'll get you out asap!!!!!! [votes: 16] Two for dinner? [votes: 15] Before every Go-to-Ground, Jack likes to personally meet his quarry. [votes: 11] Quick he's asleep make a run for it! [votes: 10] I only have eyes for you!! [votes: 10] If only in my dreams. [votes: 8] Did you know it's rude to stare? [votes: 6] We go in the cage, cage goes in the barn..Jack is in the barn... [votes: 6] Drats, I think we have rats in the house. [votes: 3] Go fetch. [votes: 2] Love at first sight. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 165 [April 2, 2006 - 297 entries]

		A Pair of Jacks. [votes: 47]	Merry
		She's touching me! [votes: 44]	Kathy
		Guess what Honey, I went to the Vet today, we're going to need a bigger kennel. [votes: 38]	Rooter
	Honorable Mentions We met at jackmatch.com. [votes: 37] You wouldn't think we are so cute if you knew what we're planning... [votes: 37] Little Diddy 'bout Jack and Diane... [votes: 28] And they call it puppy love... [votes: 21] I told you to have those ears fixed, now look at our engagement photo... [votes: 17] These Photo Booths are so much fun. [votes: 15] Moments like this make up for the hours of mayhem... [votes: 15] I got you babe. [votes: 13] Everyone needs a shoulder to lean on! [votes: 12] Lean on me... [votes: 11] The double mint twins gone bad. [votes: 11] He's not heavy, he's my brother, but sometimes he does kinda smell bad. [votes: 8] Love at first bite. [votes: 8] Just keep staring and they will go away. [votes: 7] We're buddies, until dinner is served. [votes: 6] Are you sure that mirror is screwed tight into the ceiling? [votes: 6] Jack? Yes Dear. Can I have ten dollars for the pet store? [votes: 5] We are angels; but check back later. [votes: 5] Get out of my shot!!! [votes: 5] Really, Jill, I don't know who she is or how she got here. [votes: 4] She's always giving me the cold shoulder! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 164 [March 26, 2006 - 397 entries]

		You're not as big as I think I am! [votes: 88]	SpitFyre
		Us big dogs have to stick together. [votes: 35]	Evil V
		Good thing I'm being controlled by this leash or you'd be in big trouble, Marmaduke. [votes: 35]	Stan
	Honorable Mentions Internet dating doesn't work for everyone! [votes: 30] Say hello to my little friend. [votes: 28] WOW, its like looking in a mirror! [votes: 21] Oh yeah, that's right....you heard me... [votes: 21] Reach down, give mom a kiss, then you can go out and play. [votes: 18] I hope I'm not in season! [votes: 16] Love knows no boundries. [votes: 16] Kiss me you fool. [votes: 15] That nostril is almost big enough for me to go to ground. [votes: 14] Jack frost nippin at your nose. [votes: 13] I think you need a height card!!! [votes: 11] Jack be little, Jack be quick, Jack will jump over the Danedlestick. [votes: 11] "Assertiveness for Dummies" [votes: 7] I accept your apology. [votes: 7] You may now kiss the bride. [votes: 6] Call me. [votes: 5] So, how's the weather up there? [votes: 4] Lucy was always a Tramp when it came to older men. [votes: 4] Opposites attract. [votes: 3] Dinner is served. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 163 [March 19, 2006 - 247 entries]

		Jumpin' Jack Trash [votes: 87]	lulu
		That toy may have been old and ragged, but it was my favorite, and I will get it back! [votes: 53]	Penelope
		Man.. why do they hide the treats in such a big jar?? [votes: 31]	Terrier Treatz
	Honorable Mentions I suppose the kids with the super glue think this is funny. [votes: 30] Worried about Identity Theft? Then fit the latest JR protection to your bin. [votes: 23] Spider pup, spider pup.... climb up the trash can and open it up! [votes: 22] I know you're in there and I have all day. [votes: 22] I smell BACON. [votes: 21] Don't lick frozen trash pails... [votes: 19] He's getting the HANG of it. [votes: 14] I think I can - I think I can - I think I can. No I can't. [votes: 13] Meals on wheels for Jacks. [votes: 13] Where's there a will, there's a way. [votes: 11] Come outta there, you dirty rat! [votes: 9] There is STILL some meat on that bone - duh! [votes: 7] JRT version of dumpster diving. [votes: 5] JRT Can Opener!!! [votes: 5] No one ever told him he couldn't. [votes: 5] Alley JACK. [votes: 3] Need to lose to a couple pounds I think. [votes: 3] When Jack gets too fat to do this he will go on a diet. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 162 [March 12, 2006 - 297 entries]

		If I can't see them...they can't see me... right?? [votes: 56]	Sandy
		Jack could never understand how he was always found first in hide and seek. [votes: 48]	Aussie Chick
		Jack wakes up with bed head. [votes: 28]	Jimmy
	Honorable Mentions Jack can run, but he can't hide!!! [votes: 27] Is she done practicing the violin, yet? [votes: 23] Jack's version of "time-out". [votes: 18] Mom is running the bathwater, again!! [votes: 18] AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Not the vacuum! [votes: 15] I am one with my shame... [votes: 12] Hide and seek, JRT style. [votes: 11] Darn!!.....missed the bed!! [votes: 11] I can't take it anymore. [votes: 10] Jack's impression of a hammer-headed shark. [votes: 9] I didn't see anything and I didn't hear anything! [votes: 9] Oh mom, do you think you could Febreeze this soon??? [votes: 8] Camera Shy [votes: 8] Oh no please dont take my temp!! [votes: 7] Are you sure it is supposed to be on my head? [votes: 7] Who turned out the lights... [votes: 7] I'm so ashamed about the cat I can hardly show my face! [votes: 7] I hope you're not thinking up a caption to use here. [votes: 4] I really lost my head on that deal. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 161 [March 5, 2005 - 314 entries]

		This is what the Easter Bunny looked like right before I got him! [votes: 55]	Karen R
		Great...Four more years with a lousy Drivers License photo. [votes: 40]	Michael J
		Jack's obedience school graduation photo. [votes: 34]	Robobear
	Honorable Mentions Guess what I just did. [votes: 28] Botox Dog [votes: 24] Say cheese! [votes: 22] Will prisoner #48585 please face forward. [votes: 19] Was this the one that killed your chicken mamm? [votes: 19] Reviewing his passport photo, Jack now regretted his 'smile and paws' decision. [votes: 18] How Is my bat impression? [votes: 18] I got gas! [votes: 16] See...it couldn't have been me ...I'm neutered! [votes: 15] SMILE....and the whole world SMILES with you. [votes: 14] You've got cold hands Doc! [votes: 13] Jimmy Carter's JRT [votes: 12] Palmolive?! I've been soaking in it?! [votes: 12] I'm the one your mother warned you about. [votes: 11] "Tickle me Jack" [votes: 10] A face only a mother could love... [votes: 10] I'm way too cute to have done something like that! [votes: 7] This will get me on that JRT site! [votes: 7] Ahhhhh, love those ceiling mirrors. [votes: 6] Smile? This is my smile. [votes: 6] Order now and receive 2 5x7's free!! [votes: 5] Honest, officer, the light was still yellow! [votes: 3] You can tell me, I'm all ears. [votes: 3] Not this again, I can't believe I agreed to this in-home documentary thing. [votes: 2] Smile when you say that! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 160 [February 26, 2005 - 291 entries]

		How on EARTH is this comfortable for the cat?! [votes: 40]	Erin
		I miss the cat... [votes: 38]	Cecilia
		I can't believe I eat the whole thing. [votes: 32]	Kira
	Honorable Mentions Curling! every time I watch the olympics...curling! [votes: 28] Jack splat [votes: 28] La-Z-Jack [votes: 27] The day after Jack got neutered. [votes: 22] Dog Tired [votes: 19] The quiet before the storm. [votes: 19] Dog Day Afternoon [votes: 18] Scrubbed, shaved, and hung out to dry. [votes: 16] Jack participates in the new olympic sport of couch skeleton. [votes: 15] The Power of Frebreeze! [votes: 15] Can I please have my bed back? I promise not to dig. [votes: 14] Why can't they just accept that I'm a broken coat? [votes: 14] DIRT, DIRT, I NEED SOME DIRT! [votes: 11] That's the last time I eat ROADKILL. [votes: 10] Couch potato! [votes: 9] I dare you to move me! [votes: 9] Mom is spelling into the phone again, must mean I am going to the bad place again! [votes: 8] I've been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved? [votes: 8] mmmmmm....... I think my sugar rush is gone. [votes: 6] Five more minutes! [votes: 5] Who said I was overactive? [votes: 4] I'll never let go Jack... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 159 [February 19, 2005 - 404 entries]

		Jack got your tongue?! [votes: 74]	Jared
		There's the problem...... you have a little squirrel between your teeth. [votes: 57]	yoyo
		That was my treat, and I'm gonna get it back. [votes: 36]	Tay
	Honorable Mentions Jack's fascination with canine dentistry began at an early age... [votes: 32] Yep, it's a cavity alright. [votes: 21] That bone was mine! [votes: 20] Hey! I can see your tail wagging! [votes: 20] Ignoring the danger, Pip went looking for his echo. [votes: 19] Here kitty kitty kitty. [votes: 18] Yep, you're right....hair ball! [votes: 17] It's gotta be in here somewhere! [votes: 17] okay, I'm pretty sure that's not considered minty breath! [votes: 15] Can you see the cat yet? [votes: 14] Stop it! You have to buy me dinner first! [votes: 13] I am not a greenie...I AM NOT A GREENIE... [votes: 12] Any left overs in there???? [votes: 12] Houston, we have a problem! [votes: 12] You said you'd got rid of the cat, but I didn't think you meant it! [votes: 11] You took the words right out of my mouth! [votes: 8] Follow the light Carol Ann. [votes: 6] Yeah, you're right Bubba - you got a terrible under bite. [votes: 6] I have a great idea on how to pay the cat back.... here's the plan. [votes: 5] Mutt & Jeff [votes: 5] Give me my dinner back. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 158 [February 12, 2005 - 282 entries]

		Never... Ever... play drinking games with a St. Bernard! [votes: 75]	Josie
		When good pups go bad. [votes: 44]	anon
		This Jack's for you. [votes: 31]	anon
	Honorable Mentions My head was fine till I barked. [votes: 24] Underage drinking leads to early beer gut syndrome. [votes: 19] I've got friends in low places. [votes: 17] Talk about hair of the dog... [votes: 17] Never let anyone take a picture that you wouldn't want to show up on the internet. [votes: 14] Who emptied the hot tub? [votes: 14] The cat was suppose to be watching over him. Now look at him. [votes: 14] At least I made it to my bed this time! [votes: 14] Daddy's three favorite things. [votes: 12] Bud-Lies-Here [votes: 12] After Super Bowl, Jack goes to bed. [votes: 11] Uhh...whassup? Did the Seahawks win? [votes: 10] Cheap Date [votes: 10] Dean Martin's JRT [votes: 10] On Monday after the Superbowl, Jack's friends staged an Intervention. [votes: 9] Sweet dreams are made of these... [votes: 8] And that's why they call it the blues... [votes: 7] Yup he's gonna feel blue in the morning. [votes: 7] Like father like son! [votes: 7] A rose betwen the two the thorns. [votes: 6] Sleeping with the enemy. [votes: 6] OOPS, I did it again. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 157 [February 5, 2005 - 345 entries]

		Nick Nolte's JRT. [votes: 44]	Willie
		"Dirty Hairy" [votes: 33]	Heather
		Dirt devil. [votes: 28]	luckyduck326
	Honorable Mentions If you think I look bad, you should see the cat! [votes: 22] But I stayed "IN" the yard... it's just a little deeper in some spots now! [votes: 20] If you give me a bath, I'll just do it again. [votes: 18] Rub-a-dub-dub, put Jack in the tub!! [votes: 17] Describe these alleged paw prints... [votes: 16] You dont have to spell it I know, I know its bath time. [votes: 16] Yes mom, I washed my face. [votes: 15] Am I still your favorite? [votes: 14] Bad Hair Day! [votes: 13] I'm guessing this isn't a good time to be a lap dog? [votes: 12] NO! I'm not a stray! It's me...DILLON...don't you recognize me!? [votes: 12] What? Do I have something in my teeth? [votes: 12] I came, I dug, I got dirty. [votes: 10] What, a bath? I'm not even dirty!! [votes: 10] Got mud?? [votes: 9] Hey Mom, I cleaned the fish pond for you. [votes: 9] Ok who left the seat up on the toilet? [votes: 8] Um, no I was NOT chasing squirrels under the house... [votes: 7] C'mon......give us a kiss! [votes: 7] Dogs gone wild! [votes: 6] Wet dog? I don't smell no wet dog! [votes: 5] When your done laughing, would you please get the brush? [votes: 4] "I had a close encounter of the third kind." [votes: 3] I can't be held accountable for what I have done...my collar is very tight... [votes: 3] I don't need no stinking comb! [votes: 3] You should have seen the other one!! [votes: 2] Rainy days and Mondays. [votes: 2] Bath time again? [votes: 2] There's nothin like the feelin ya get ridin in a convertible! [votes: 1] Can i have this dance? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 156 [January 29, 2005 - 312 entries]

		Tree doesn't look so safe now, does it, cat? [votes: 35]	pharvey
		Bird dog. [votes: 31]	Tammy L
		I didn't mean to LITERALLY put me on a pedestal... [votes: 30]	Herman
	Honorable Mentions Known to birders and movie buffs alike as "Jack Sparrow". [votes: 28] The dog next door has a better yard, whats up with that? [votes: 26] Friends, Romans, countrymen. . . . lend me your treats! [votes: 24] Splish splash I was takin' a bath. [votes: 23] Every birdbath needs a lifeguard... [votes: 21] The #1 Reason Why Birds Don't Bathe. [votes: 21] The fountain of energy. [votes: 17] My Kingdom for a squirrel! [votes: 16] Jack patiently waiting for his lunch date. [votes: 13] Come back here and I shall taunt you again! [votes: 13] Dang birds must have used all the hot water. [votes: 12] Next Christmas I want ice skates. [votes: 11] The view from here is spectacular! [votes: 9] Bye bye blackbird. [votes: 8] Keep digging, I can see for miles from up here! [votes: 8] Hey birds, I "scented" the bathwater for you. [votes: 7] Land Ho! [votes: 7] If you can't beat 'em, join em'! [votes: 7] How do you spell R-E-L-I-E-F? [votes: 7] Polly want a cracker? [votes: 6] I feel like a birdy tonight, like a birdy tonight... [votes: 6] First a bath, then lunch!! [votes: 4] There's never a bird in sight when you want one. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 155 [January 22, 2005 - 294 entries]

		Maybe they won't notice, maybe they won't notice, maybe they won't notice... [votes: 70]	Ruth
		What do you mean "where's the cat?" [votes: 33]	Suzanne
		Do I look pitiful enough yet? [votes: 30]	Jennie
	Honorable Mentions The cat had already lost some fur anyway! [votes: 28] Is this the face of someone who would do THAT on the rug? [votes: 26] If you wanted things that quiet you should have gotten a goldfish. [votes: 23] Fifth timeout today - wonder if that's a record!! [votes: 20] The devil made me do it. [votes: 19] Oh Good, they're spelling now. We go soon. [votes: 18] Oops, I did it again!! [votes: 16] If you wanted one of those quiet little foo-foo dogs, you shoulda' got a Yorkie. [votes: 15] I hate Mondays. [votes: 13] I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing. [votes: 11] "Jimmy Jack Corn...and I Don't Care..." [votes: 11] Flat Jack. [votes: 10] Can we please get this over with? [votes: 10] Please tell me the Lord forgives beggars and little dogs! [votes: 9] When did it become all about me? [votes: 8] Finally got that E-collar off... glanced back there and they're gone... all gone!!!!! [votes: 8] It was the same color as my training pads. [votes: 7] No where to hide. No where to run! [votes: 5] Darling.....but Deadly!!! [votes: 3] What is up with THAT hair?? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 154 [January 15, 2005 - 344 entries]

		"tail"gate party [votes: 81]	Kristy Vines
		Jack and Coke. [votes: 41]	Emilee
		The cat is starting to turn blue. [votes: 40]	Nancy
	Honorable Mentions Jackaholics [votes: 37] Well now you've done it! The balls in there and dad's passed out on the couch! [votes: 36] I triple DOG dare ya. [votes: 26] Party animals [votes: 21] Look, I wrote my name in their ice! [votes: 16] Ah, it only has Dad treats! [votes: 15] It doesn't get any better than this, boys! [votes: 12] Tequila makes their clothes fall off. [votes: 10] So who is gonna jump in and get my ball... [votes: 10] One for you, two for me, one for you, two for me... [votes: 10] BUD-WEIS-ER [votes: 9] What, no Corona? [votes: 9] I tell ya they wont miss one cold one. [votes: 9] Sure we can drink beer---we are 18 in dogs years. [votes: 8] I'm sure it's noon somewhere... [votes: 7] Hurry, USC took a time out... [votes: 6] It took three of us to open this thing, and there's still more lids! [votes: 6] As you can see, a very spacious box...one room, refrigerator, and in YOUR price range! [votes: 6] Guys, think of all those carbs! [votes: 2] Do they roll as good as a tennis ball? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 153 [January 8, 2006 - 367 entries]

		Jackseat drivers! [votes: 71]	Grammi
		Are we there yet? [votes: 59]	bls
		Car Jackers... [votes: 33]	Jakes mom
	Honorable Mentions JRT Navigation System now available! [votes: 26] Ummm.... I don't mean to interupt you guys, but we had a bit of an accident back here... [votes: 25] Hey, we're pulling into a place called, "Jack In The Box Drive-Thru." I'm worried. [votes: 23] It's McDonald's, can we stop?? Oh Please can we stop! [votes: 21] Hit the road, Jacks! [votes: 17] I need a tree. I really really need a tree! [votes: 17] Look at the pedigree on her! [votes: 16] Driver, follow that cat! [votes: 15] Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, it's off to Petsmart we go! [votes: 15] OK... here's the bank drive-up window.... let's look cute!!! [votes: 13] I think we're lost, but you know he wont stop and ask directions! [votes: 12] He's touching me, make him stop! [votes: 9] Hey Jack, I think that sign says "Vet. 3 miles". [votes: 8] Remember the rule, bark at all red lights. [votes: 8] This next stop better have some grass! [votes: 7] Are we going to the bad place? [votes: 7] Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore... [votes: 5] Dad always says those words when he's driving. [votes: 4] Worlds largest ball of twine, I can't wait! [votes: 3] Oh no, I think we're in the last scene of a Thelma and Louise re-make! [votes: 3] This is nice, but I prefer the BMW. [votes: 3] 2 bumps on a log. [votes: 3] I cant believe we had to hitch hike to the Nationals! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 152 [January 1, 2006 - 156 entries]

		Single white male, looking for love, the outdoorsy type... [votes: 34]	cb
		A Jack Runs Through It. [votes: 33]	lelleybean
		That banjo music is giving me the creeps. [votes: 30]	katie
	Honorable Mentions What do you mean you had it all the time? [votes: 24] Up jack creek. [votes: 22] Yep! He should be swimming into the warm spot about right now! [votes: 22] Aaahhh....that warms the water up a little. [votes: 21] I'm looking for a "cat" fish. [votes: 20] The True Grit Swimsuit Edition. [votes: 20] Doggie day spa--Jack Russell Terrier style! [votes: 17] My legs, my legs! Has anyone seen my legs??! [votes: 16] Sign? What sign? I didn't see any sign! [votes: 15] They weren't my bubbles. [votes: 15] Crikey! Come here you little beauty! [votes: 13] Please remember and help my brothers and sisters that were in real deep water in the Gulf States. [votes: 12] Hey, Skipper, I see a boat, I think we're rescued. [votes: 11] Marcco!! Polo!! [votes: 10] I'm having fish for dinner... how about you? [votes: 10] Can't a guy take a bath in peace. [votes: 7] This is ccccold....thank goodness I was neutered last month! [votes: 6] Go deeper? No? What? You go deeper! [votes: 5] Come on in. The fishing is great. [votes: 5] Get the net! [votes: 4] I didn't know they made toilets this big. [votes: 3] Wet behind the ears. [votes: 2] Crossing Jordan. [votes: 1]