Jack Russell Terrier Picture Caption Contest Results

Results from Contest # 151 [December 25, 2005 - 335 entries]

		Waasssuupppp!!!? [votes: 26]	Lindsey
		Jingle bells, wet cat smells, what's this on my head??!! [votes: 24]	Angie
		The Nightmare Before Christmas! [votes: 21]	Kira
	Honorable Mentions Rudolph with your nose so bright, I can kick your butt tonight! [votes: 20] I'm a mean one, Mr. Grinch! [votes: 20] Another reason to only buy from reputable breeders. [votes: 20] What Santa takes along when parking in bad areas. [votes: 20] Help me, I have an elf bone stuck in my throat. [votes: 16] Jackalope [votes: 16] What do you mean "No more reindeer games"!!! [votes: 14] Jingle This!!!!! [votes: 14] In an effort to cut costs, Santa outsourced Rudolf this year. [votes: 14] I'll give YOU some reindeer games! [votes: 12] What's in YOUR wallet? [votes: 11] If you think this is funny, wait until you see what I left for you in the closet! [votes: 11] Reindeer gone wild... [votes: 9] When reindeers attack. [votes: 9] This makes me mad. You won't LIKE me when I'm mad! [votes: 9] Yeah, Santa, I have been really good, ...oh the antlers? Don't count your reindeer. [votes: 6] Take the picture!, Take the picture! [votes: 6] There's a ringing in my ears. MAKE IT STOP, make it stop. [votes: 6] That red nose sticks to the roof of your mouth! [votes: 6] Does it look like I am kidding? [votes: 5] Be scared. Be very scared. [votes: 4] Bad santa! [votes: 3] I think my ears are on too tight. [votes: 2] Caution deer crossing. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 150 [December 18, 2005 - 235 entries]

		I told Santa I wanted something small and furry for Christmas..... He must have misunderstood... [votes: 36]	Terrier Treatz
		And I want a cat, and a chew bone, and a cat, and a ball. Oh, and I did I mention a cat? [votes: 35]	Kira
		Seriously, dude, what are you? [votes: 29]	Jonne
	Honorable Mentions I saw one of these in a movie... don't let it get wet. [votes: 27] Jack contemplates breaking his record of destroying a stuffed toy in thirty seconds... [votes: 26] First they took my brothers away, then my sisters, and now they gave me this. [votes: 23] I don't know if i should play with this thing or feel bad for it?? [votes: 21] If you're one of Santa's elves, will you tell him I've been really good this year? [votes: 16] If I shake it hard by the neck, will it stop looking at me? [votes: 15] Go ahead blink, I dare you! [votes: 14] Is it true your mom was a gremlin? [votes: 14] I'm not touching you. [votes: 14] Talk fast while you can, Furbee. [votes: 13] You've got crumbs in your beard, I will get them. [votes: 12] So you gonna take that treat outta your pocket mister? [votes: 8] What?! You want me to pull your sleigh this year? [votes: 6] So, what's your plan? [votes: 5] Hey kid -- pull my finger. [votes: 4] I am NOT sitting on your lap! Just gimme a toy! [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 149 [December 11, 2005 - 212 entries]

		It's cold, I hate this sweater, it's cold, I hate this sweater, it's cold, I hate this sweater! [votes: 34]	Debbie
		Hey let me in, all the cats are making fun of me. [votes: 30]	Rusty
		But Mom, no one else has to wear a coat. [votes: 29]	Nikkid25
	Honorable Mentions I know you're in there! [votes: 28] Looking dashing in his Lands End fleece, Jack admires his reflection. [votes: 25] How much is that doggy in the window!!! [votes: 24] Hello....this ain't Jack Frost knocking at your door! [votes: 24] Baby, it's cold outside. [votes: 20] Too bad I left my keys in my other jacket. [votes: 19] Does this make me look fat? [votes: 18] Laugh it up cat! [votes: 16] When I mentioned my 'winter coat' this isn't what I had in mind. [votes: 15] Jack's back. [votes: 11] Lemme in! I felt a flake! [votes: 11] Uh Oh! I thought the Christmas party was casual dress. [votes: 11] Where are my pants? [votes: 11] Can your cat come out and play? [votes: 10] What are my humans doing???? [votes: 7] Big dog in a little coat. [votes: 6] The lady in red. [votes: 6] They said they were getting my dinner. It's been 10 seconds, where are they? [votes: 6] It's five o'clock... do you know where your parents are? [votes: 6] Who let the dogs out? [votes: 3] ...bathed.....clipped.....new coat........I smell a rat! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 148 [December 4, 2005 - 224 entries]

		Quarterjack [votes: 56]	Tony
		Are you ready for some football? [votes: 31]	Karen
		TOUCHDOWN! Who's the dog? Who's the dog? [votes: 28]	Terrier Treatz
	Honorable Mentions Laugh all you want, but your not getting the ball back. [votes: 26] After further review, the dog on the field needs a haircut. [votes: 22] Jack Russell Carrier. [votes: 19] Jack Russells - they're in a league of their own! [votes: 17] We beat the Jaguars and the Panthers and the Lions are next - they're all just cats. [votes: 17] Ruffing the passer, Ruffing the passer! [votes: 16] Rawhide is Rawhide. [votes: 12] I promise I'll hold the ball, Charlie Brown. [votes: 11] I can smell it, I just can't see a thing. [votes: 11] Pigskin, it's what's for dinner. [votes: 10] Football & Jack. Man's two best friends. [votes: 9] That's a penalty for taunting after the play! [votes: 8] Pig Skin---the NEW rawhide. [votes: 8] I'm going to disneyland! [votes: 8] Hey guys did I hear you say you were one guy short for the game? [votes: 6] One more touchdown and we are in the bisket bowl! [votes: 5] I bet our running back is faster than yours. [votes: 4] Show me the money! [votes: 4] Man, ever since I took out the dreads I can't see! [votes: 3] That McNabb is always trying to make me look bad. [votes: 2] I'd like to thank... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 147 [November 27, 2005 - 285 entries]

		Jack in the box. [votes: 82]	Cheryl
		Oh Boy! That cat I ordered finally arrived!! [votes: 56]	Erin
		When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed as soon as it arrives. [votes: 54]	amywhoelse
	Honorable Mentions 50 dollars for a toy plus shipping and he plays with the box! [votes: 39] This second day air smells just like the regular air.....why'd we buy old air anyway? [votes: 22] When you absolutely have to get there over night... [votes: 18] I'll be home for Christmas. [votes: 17] HEY, popcorn... YUCK, styrafoam. [votes: 12] I thought the head was supposed to pop out of the Jack in the box. [votes: 12] Can you hear me NOW? [votes: 11] Sea Monkeys? Where? [votes: 9] When you need doggie treats NOW, brown is your shipper. [votes: 7] I wonder how many stamps this'll take.... [votes: 7] I'm leavin' on a jet plane! [votes: 6] No buts about it, 2nd day delivery. [votes: 6] UPS, he did it again... [votes: 6] Anything to declare? [votes: 5] Dang, it's for you again. [votes: 4] Cool! I made the cover of the new Jasper Calendar! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 146 [November 20, 2005 - 235 entries]

		You can wave that biscuit around all you want, I saw that shampoo & I'm NOT coming out! [votes: 68]	dancer
		No! You're kidding! The roast chicken is missing? [votes: 48]	anon
		I know, it's about that puddle in the kitchen... I'm all ready punishing myself. [votes: 30]	Stan
	Honorable Mentions I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove ANYTHING! [votes: 30] How do I tell her the Jenny Craig ain't workin'? [votes: 22] OOPS, I did it again. [votes: 19] I'm still wating for FEMA. [votes: 17] No, please, don't take out Mr. Hoover. [votes: 17] Something tells me you're not a happy camper. [votes: 15] I swear on that cat's life, I didn't do it! [votes: 15] Jack splat! [votes: 12] Jack's going to ground for those dust bunnies that he's heard about. [votes: 11] The devil made me do it. [votes: 11] Sometimes it seems like the weight of the world is on me. [votes: 10] You don't even want to look under there. [votes: 9] I've got friends in low places. [votes: 9] I made in my bed, now I have to lie under it. [votes: 7] The monster under the bed. [votes: 7] May I help you? [votes: 6] Innocent is.... as innocent does.... [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 145 [November 13, 2005 - 308 entries]

		Pull my paw. [votes: 52]	Anon
		You're FIRED! [votes: 41]	Greggo
		I will never drink out of the toilet again. [votes: 36]	Dani
	Honorable Mentions How you doin??? [votes: 24] Here's Licking at you Kid. [votes: 24] One eyed Jacks are wild. [votes: 23] Why would someone make Jalapeno treats? [votes: 18] That dog said he was an under, but I swear he was this tall!! [votes: 12] Here's lookin' at you kid! [votes: 11] Show me the way ta go home. I'm tired and I wanna go to bed... [votes: 10] Your Country Needs You! [votes: 9] Talk about leaving a bad taste in your mouth! [votes: 9] Gimme some paw, partner. [votes: 9] She never got the glass this clean before... [votes: 8] It's so shiny...I want to touch it... [votes: 8] Hey Baby!!! What's your sign? [votes: 8] What did I step in? [votes: 7] May I have this dance? [votes: 6] That's not a funny face, THIS is a funny face. [votes: 6] Now listen to this little bit of gossip I picked up ....that pup's daddy ain't registered! [votes: 5] Yeah yeah I know, I'm stuck. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 144 [Nov 6, 2005 - 312 entries]

		Tequila! I wanted a Jack Daniels! [votes: 43]	Tina
		One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,...FLOOOR! [votes: 40]	Jordan
		..."some people claim that there's a Terrier to blame"...	Nancy
	Honorable Mentions One more and that Pug at the end of the bar might look better. [votes: 27] I can't believe she left me for a Prench Foodle... Gimme 'nother drink, tarbender... [votes: 25] She just up and left me for a Golden Retriever, a Golden Retriever! [votes: 22] The urge to take off my collar, stand on the table and dance, has become strangely overwhelming. [votes: 22] What do you mean "Hair of the dog that bit you?" [votes: 20] Don't worry, it's 5 o'clock somewhere! [votes: 16] And they think drinking out of the toilet is gross! This stuff stinks! [votes: 13] Friends don't let Jacks dig drunk. [votes: 13] I know I'm gonna hate myself in the morning! [votes: 11] Don't Drink and Dig. [votes: 10] That glass is moving!!! [votes: 10] She's housebroken and has had all of her shots but one. [votes: 8] One time... at tracking camp... I... oh, hell, where was I? [votes: 7] I don't know who Jose is but this looks reaaaaal bad! [votes: 6] Betty Ford's dog "Mezcal". [votes: 6] My owner passed out two shots ago! [votes: 5] Set em up Joe. [votes: 5] Ok! Who's up for a game of quarters?!! [votes: 4] Another one bites the dust! [votes: 3] Hey!! I wanted one bourbon, one scotch and one beer!!! [votes: 2] Any one seen my keys? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 143 [October 30, 2005 - 334 entries]

		Cattle "Russellers" [votes: 66]	unknown
		If we start digging now, we should be over there by the morning!!! [votes: 38]	unknown
		Beef - it's what's for dinner. [votes: 26]	unknown
	Honorable Mentions I don't know what those are either, but they smell just like my favorite chew toy. [votes: 21] Who let the COWS OUT!! Whoop, Whoop. [votes: 13] That little one keeps eyeballin' me, What, you wanna piece of me?? [votes: 12] My milk shake brings all the dogs to the yard... [votes: 11] Rollin, Rollin, Rollin, RAWHIDE! [votes: 11] Hey! Your mama's a fat cow! [votes: 11] No-No - we're vegetarians.......c'on over! [votes: 11] Got milk?? [votes: 10] I'm telling ya, Spike they just won't go to ground when you chase them. [votes: 10] Where's the beef? [votes: 8] I want the one on the left, no wait! The one on the right! [votes: 8] Wanna go cow tipping dude? [votes: 7] Ok, I say we name them Rumproast, Chuckroast, Sirloin ... [votes: 7] Did that cow just say, "Eat More CAT?" [votes: 6] Hey look! Someone new moooooved in across the street. [votes: 6] I hate it when the steaks are undercooked. [votes: 5] I think the one in the middle's already been tipped... [votes: 5] Would you like fries with that? [votes: 5] What they are before they become Rawhid Chews. [votes: 4] They look friendly, but you can never tell with their tail between there legs like that. [votes: 4] Jack was caught MOOning over the girl across the road. [votes: 3] Hmmm....I wonder if the fences are for our protection or theirs? [votes: 3] Calm down... don't have a cow! [votes: 2] That's what I'm talkin' about! [votes: 2] Now all we have to do is wait till the cows come home... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 142 [October 16, 2005 - 279 entries]

		Where do I bite to make him squeak? [votes: 109]	Kathy
		Can I rip the stuffing out, huh can I, can I? [votes: 57]	Lisa
		Reason #1 Why Disney Doesn't Allow Pets. [votes: 41]	lelleybean
	Honorable Mentions Who's the big dog now? [votes: 33] Damn, I think this is the biggest red fox i have ever seen. [votes: 30] Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the big orange shtick. [votes: 26] JR's are little dogs that think they are bigger, often challenging dogs many times their size. [votes: 20] What do you mean this isn't an obstacle, I hit the yellow. [votes: 19] Suitability to 'Mascot'. [votes: 18] Do you give up? Do ya? [votes: 18] I don't know what it is, but do I get a Certificate for hunting it? [votes: 17] Hey, everyone... DOGPILE!!! [votes: 16] Mascot? I don't need no stinking mascot! [votes: 12] Whaddya mean, foul??!! [votes: 11] Who said I missed a pole?!? [votes: 9] Look at me and my bad self! [votes: 9] Take that, you poser! [votes: 7] Does size REALLY matter? [votes: 6] There can be only one! [votes: 6] I am Gladiator... Are you not entertained? [votes: 6] Never mock the hurdles again! [votes: 5] Unless I get a Q you're not getting up. [votes: 5] Now this was a real challenge. [votes: 4] I just can't stand this judge! [votes: 4] No quarry too large... [votes: 3] I told you, he neutered me. [votes: 3] I really didn't like the placement of the obstacles. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 141 [Oct 9, 2005 - 297 entries]

		Jack-O-Lanterns [votes: 54]	Julz
		Okay guys if this house doesn't give out cats then the flowerbed gets it. [votes: 44]	Patrick B
		Trick or treat, bite your feet, gimme liver snaps to eat! [votes: 27]	amywhoelse
	Honorable Mentions Rick - r - Reat!!!! [votes: 26] How embarrassing! We are all wearing the same costume! [votes: 21] We're not hunters, we're HAUNTERS! [votes: 19] We come for the 'black' cat. [votes: 16] Got bones? [votes: 15] The Jack-O-Lantern Club of America founders. [votes: 15] Trick-or-Treat...smell my feet...give me a tasty rat to eat... [votes: 13] Does anyone else feel violated? [votes: 12] Always use the "buddy system" when trick or treating! [votes: 11] Trick or Meat! [votes: 10] The dogs have torn up the sheets again. [votes: 9] I hate it when they make me stand in front. [votes: 9] I just want to know how you got them to that. [votes: 9] ...just when you thought the neighborhood was safe! [votes: 8] Trick O Treat, smell my butt, give me something other than coconut!!!! [votes: 7] Hand over the cats or we'll haunt you for life! [votes: 6] Sure you think they're cute, but do you know how long it took me to get them to cooperate? [votes: 6] This is what the therapist was talking about. [votes: 6] Tricks are fun, but treats are better. [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 140 [October 2, 2005 - 326 entries]

		In case of Bad Day, Open Case, Remove Jack, Play. [votes: 62]	Bob/Diana
		I wish the cat would quit packing my lunch. [votes: 33]	NikkiD25
		A good example of a working terrier. [votes: 30]	cb
	Honorable Mentions Finally, a cure for separation anxiety! [votes: 30] The Apprentice. [votes: 27] Bring your dog to work day... [votes: 21] A new computer by Apple, announcing........ the Jackintosh. [votes: 19] You're not working on Saturday; you're just NOT! [votes: 14] Jack sleeps in his briefs, what do you sleep in? [votes: 13] JRT... Don't leave home without it. [votes: 12] Martha says "always pack the essentials". [votes: 11] Honestly, the dog ate my report!!! [votes: 10] I promise I won't bark in your meeting this time. [votes: 10] Jack, don't leave home without him. [votes: 10] Sleeping on the job. [votes: 9] This isn't a Gucci briefcase... it's a Poochie briefcase! [votes: 9] JRT....don't leave home without one. [votes: 8] Despite pressures from his boss, Mike's lunch time naps were becoming more frequent. [votes: 8] This beats a crate any day. [votes: 7] Let me be brief. [votes: 6] The new crate by Armoni. [votes: 6] How much is that doggy in the briefcase? [votes: 4] This is my bed and its an open and shut case!! [votes: 4] I rest "in" my case. [votes: 4] Doggy bag? [votes: 4] He works like a dog! [votes: 3] Working 9 to 5. [votes: 2] Get off my case!! It's been a long day!! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 139 [September 25, 2005 - 244 entries]

		Nine-forty-five p.m, target is sleeping. Move in, I repeat, move in. [votes: 59]	Clare
		Why do all 9 of my lives flash before me when I look at this puppy.....WHY? [votes: 41]	Stan
		Why do I have a bad feeling about this? [votes: 33]	Dave W
	Honorable Mentions First they take my claws away... Now this!!! [votes: 26] Let sleeping dogs lie!!! [votes: 19] Look at him, sleeping like nothing happened! My tail will never be the same! [votes: 18] I still can't believe they brought one of those things home! [votes: 16] He'll never know what hit him. [votes: 16] Somehow, Mr. Smith couldn't help doubting he wasn't the true father of his newly born son. [votes: 16] I wonder if any one would notice if he went missing. [votes: 13] If I didn't know better, he almost looks peaceful. [votes: 12] I wish they would stop saying... do you like your baby brother? [votes: 11] Aww...how cute. Now it's time to welcome him to the neighborhood! [votes: 9] Uh-oH! I've heard of this breed. Better get rid of it now! [votes: 9] Cat's Got Jack!! [votes: 6] C'mon over, Kitty.... make my day! [votes: 5] After this, they better never again say "look what the cat drug in"! [votes: 5] OK, he is the decoy, where's mama? [votes: 5] Time for REVENGE!!! [votes: 4] We attack at dawn!!! [votes: 4] Aw man! I thought i had a good hiding place. [votes: 3] Oh, a new toy, can't wait to pounce on it. [votes: 1] That neighbor is always staring at me over the fence. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 138 [September 18, 2005 - 277 entries]

		Are those little guys making cookies? [votes: 50]	Joey
		LumberJACKS! [votes: 48]	Greggo
		Dude, you are like, so stuck in there! [votes: 29]	Kira
	Honorable Mentions Aw, come on out, squirrel! Be a sport! We just wanna chew on you a little... [votes: 25] That's the last time I let you read Winnie the Pooh!!! [votes: 18] I think we're barking up the wrong tree here, Jack. [votes: 18] 7. You're right, that smells HORRIBLE. Let's check it out! [votes: 16] Hey, I think the cat with the white strip down its back went in here. [votes: 15] Jacks in the crack. [votes: 11] It may not be in the ground, but it's a hole, and that's good enough for us! [votes: 11] Dang, so thats what squirrels do with all those nuts! [votes: 11] I swear, these Easter Egg Hunts get harder every year! [votes: 11] Anybody home? [votes: 11] Tree's a crowd. [votes: 10] Tree mail! We got tree mail! Reward challenge! [votes: 9] Lead, follow or get out of the way... [votes: 8] Come on -- feel around for the light switch. [votes: 6] This is a fine mess you've gotten us into! [votes: 5] DIBS !! [votes: 5] Wanna try smokin him out? [votes: 5] Just say no to crack. [votes: 5] Eureka!!!...I think we hit the jackpot!!!! [votes: 5] A little help please. [votes: 4] Look at this! Indoor plumbing. [votes: 3] You take the high road, I'll take the low road... [votes: 3] Sure would make a helluva chew toy, wouldn't it? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 137 [September 11, 2005 - 236 entries]

		Jumpin Jack Splash! [votes: 82]	Andrew
		Singin' in the rain, I'm singin' in the rain, what a wonderful feeling, I'm happy again! [votes: 24]	Kathy
		We're barking in the rain.. Just barking in the rain... [votes: 22]	Angie
	Honorable Mentions Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head... [votes: 21] This sure beats drinking outta the toilet! [votes: 21] MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! (seagulls on "Finding Nemo") [votes: 19] Yippee! The St. Bernard is shaking his head again! [votes: 16] Why can't we just have a water bowl like normal Jacks? [votes: 12] The dog days of summer. [votes: 11] No, its my water - I was here first! [votes: 10] Ok, so long as they don't add soap, I think this is ok. [votes: 10] Someone didn't know what they were doing when they tapped this keg. [votes: 9] Retreat !!!!! there's too many of them!!! [votes: 9] Hey, pull the shower curtain, can't a dog have a little privacy round here? [votes: 9] A bowl would be much easier. [votes: 8] It's raining... it's pouring... these Jacks will be snoring soon. [votes: 7] Noooooooo! I just had my fur done!!! [votes: 6] Awe, something to wash the cat down with. [votes: 6] Water and watch them grow! [votes: 6] Now if only they would get this excited about baths... [votes: 5] Say it ....don't spray it!!! [votes: 4] Rain drops keep falling on my head......now if only a cat would. [votes: 4] It's raining water, but I really wish it was raining cats! [votes: 3] The guy with the cucumber and no toilet paper couldn't hold it any more. [votes: 3] OH NO!!! The sky is falling! [votes: 2] Maaake it stopp!!! Pleeeeeease make it stop! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 136 [September 4, 2005 - 212 entries]

		JACKass: The movie. [votes: 43]	luckyduck326
		If I bark once I need chips, if I bark twice I need a beer! [votes: 33]	Rupert
		I sure wish I hadn't eaten that remote! [votes: 31]	suez
	Honorable Mentions Dog day afternoon [votes: 22] Westminster is so DULL -- no racing, no rats... [votes: 21] I'll do my obedience school homework in a minute, mom. [votes: 20] Not right now Mom, I'm watching Frasier!! [votes: 19] Reruns... nothing but reruns. [votes: 19] The End [votes: 18] It's late at night; do you know what your Jacks are watching? [votes: 16] Don't get too close; I ate all that cucumber and you took away my toilet paper! [votes: 14] 180 channels and nothing to watch! [votes: 14] Kibble & Bits, Kibble & Bits. I wanna see the comercial for Kibble & Bits. [votes: 11] To answer Dr. Phil - How's that workin' out for you - I say this is working out great. [votes: 10] Let's paws for a station identification... [votes: 10] Yes, I am ready for some football!!! [votes: 9] I wish my "pets" would hurry up and get home from school! [votes: 9] I'm watching an Animal Planet special on wolves. It's good to know your history. [votes: 8] I thought only children were suppose to be left in front of the TV. [votes: 5] Wow... that Lassie has some set of teeth. [votes: 3] I think I need Glasses! [votes: 3] This is boring, when do the Incredible Challenge terrier races come on? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 135 [Aug 28, 2005 - 306 entries]

		Don't worry mom, I showed dad how to rub his butt on the carpet! [votes: 47]	Shane
		I was thinking of TPing the cat....wanna help? [votes: 43]	Stan
		I'm not supposed to be doing this, am I? [votes: 25]	Aussie Chick
	Honorable Mentions Gotta Go, Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right Now. [votes: 24] Please don't squeeze the Charmin. [votes: 19] Where's the guy who ate all that cucumber???? [votes: 16] Why was this toy in the bathroom? [votes: 16] Potty Mouth. [votes: 14] No need to say anything, I'll just go sit in the corner of my crate. [votes: 11] Yes, trust me, we will need this on my walk. [votes: 10] The calm before the storm. [votes: 10] Squeeze THIS, Mr. Whipple! [votes: 10] Take a stroll? I thought she said take a roll!! [votes: 10] Can I spare a square? You're kidding, right? [votes: 8] My dad is sitting in the part of this picture you can't see, and i am just out of reach... [votes: 7] This Jack is housebroken! [votes: 6] You couldn't have spent a few more dollars on a real chew toy? [votes: 6] Is this what they mean when they say "smoking gun"? [votes: 4] You're right, it is better BEFORE! [votes: 4] Give me the treat and nobody gets hurt! [votes: 4] Do not go in there! [votes: 4] When nature calls... [votes: 3] I got the paper, mom. [votes: 3] Jack decides he needs more fiber in his diet... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 134 [August 21, 2005 - 308 entries]

		I needed a Jack of spades... not a Jack that's spayed! [votes: 43]	Greggo
		Nothing like a relaxing game of "Soliterrier". [votes: 39]	Big Daddy
		Her best game ever, soon to be ruined by a knock on the door! [votes: 30]	Mark
	Honorable Mentions Heck with the caption, how'd she get that jack to sit still? [votes: 28] Cheater! You can't put a two and a three on top of a Jack! [votes: 20] Jacks are wild. [votes: 19] Is this what you meant when you said you needed a Jack? [votes: 18] In the game of life, all Jacks are wild. [votes: 15] The 53 card deck---Contains 1 extra jack. [votes: 15] Ace is high, but Jacks are better. [votes: 15] Oh no, gotta sneeze . . . gotta sneeze! [votes: 12] Play the Jack! Just play the Jack! [votes: 12] Solitary confinement!!! [votes: 10] 14. Jack fills in for his owners missing "Jack of Hearts." [votes: 9] I have to watch her...she cheats! [votes: 7] Hit me momma! [votes: 5] Come on mom, you need a black ace... I can't feel my feet anymore. [votes: 5] That's right, jack on the queen and the ten on the jack. [votes: 5] I just knew obedience school was a bad idea... [votes: 5] I see your future! You're going to meet a tall, dark cat. [votes: 4] Now that's a poker face! [votes: 3] I like it better when we play texas hold em. [votes: 2] How did I get dealt into this? [votes: 2] Need to get out more? [votes: 2] Do I get paid for this? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 133 [August 14, 2005 - 327 entries]

		Now, where is the darn squeaky in this thing??? [votes: 60]	kelly
		How to shred cucumber for your in-laws' salad. [votes: 23]	iluvsimba723
		Where's the creme filling? [votes: 22]	Nora
	Honorable Mentions Someone is going to be walking me A LOT tomorrow. [votes: 21] Dunno what it was, but ...it wont try to get in my house again. [votes: 20] Die You Wretched Vegetable, Die! [votes: 19] Is ANY part of this actually edible? [votes: 17] Who needs a food processor when you have a Jack? [votes: 17] Jack chews his way into another big pickle!!! [votes: 16] Salad Shooter!! [votes: 15] Now, I'm in trouble and it didn't even taste good. [votes: 15] Now I'm Really In A Pickle!!! [votes: 13] This is much better than that Kong thing. [votes: 11] I found it like this!! [votes: 11] The chew toy from hell. [votes: 10] I'll show you "eat healthy"! [votes: 9] When Jacks go vegetarian... [votes: 8] Where's the candy center? [votes: 7] What do you mean there is no Suitability to Zucchini?? [votes: 6] Salt!! I need salt! [votes: 6] Salad's Ready!! [votes: 5] As bad as it tastes, I just can't help myself. [votes: 5] Now who's 'squash'...yeah, that's what I thought! [votes: 5] Jack learns that bigger is not always better... [votes: 4] My Precious Dog Would Never Do THIS! [votes: 2] I think I'm gonna be sick... [votes: 2] Didn't get what you wanted for Christmas this year? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 132 [August 7, 2005 - 260 entries]

		Arewethereyet arewethereyet arewethereyet arewethereyet? [votes: 48]	Erin
		Peddle quicker woman. The flying monkeys are gaining on us. [votes: 42]	Jazmin
		Guarding Miss Daisy. [votes: 41]	j
	Honorable Mentions Hit the road Jack. [votes: 27] I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too! [votes: 26] I don't think I'm gonna be wearing that yellow jersey... [votes: 17] OK...in my dream, you were a "Biker Babe" and this contraption was a Harley... [votes: 16] Crate Trained. [votes: 12] Over the hill and through the woods to grandmothers house we go. [votes: 11] "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" [votes: 11] I look sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for two. [votes: 8] Well, that answers the age old question about bears in the woods!!!! [votes: 8] I got your back. [votes: 8] Toto wan't strapped in, where are the scriptwriters? [votes: 7] Jack dreams he's the heroic tail-gunner on a B-52 flying over hostile territory. [votes: 7] Back seat hunter. [votes: 7] We brake for everything. [votes: 7] Country roads... Take me home... [votes: 5] This is not what I meant when I said "crate"!! [votes: 4] Hey is that Bambi? [votes: 3] It's always the same view from second place. [votes: 3] Mom told me about the road less traveled...Is this it? Sure looks like it! [votes: 2] One for the road. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 131 [July 31, 2005 - 325 entries]

		A real Dog and Pony Show. [votes: 34]	Divot
		Jack Russeller. [votes: 33]	Allen
		When I hold my ears like this it looks like we are going really fast, doesn't it? [votes: 30]	jkrslkay
	Honorable Mentions Where does the quarter go? [votes: 26] You tell em' Jack's coming, and Hells coming with me! [votes: 23] What happens at the Mustang Dude Ranch, stays at the Mustang Dude Ranch. [votes: 20] Bare JACK riding. [votes: 16] I can't wait until momma gets tired of the new digital camera. [votes: 13] Why it's best to deal with licensed, JRTCA registered breeders. [votes: 13] Please remain seated until the ride comes to a complete stop. [votes: 12] Well, I'm horsebroken. Oh, you said housebroken. Oh. [votes: 11] What?! If that last guy can ride a lab, I can ride a horse!! [votes: 11] You have to move your feet. We won't get anywhere if you don't move your feet. [votes: 10] Prairie dog. [votes: 10] My jack would have tore that stuffed animal to shreads by now. [votes: 9] Can we please have some privacy? [votes: 8] Shoot lower sheriff...they're ridin' shetlands... [votes: 8] How the West was really won. [votes: 8] Howdy, Pilgrim. [votes: 8] Yeehaw!!!!! [votes: 7] Do my ears look big on this? [votes: 7] Where are my spurs and whip? [votes: 3] Reins! What are reins? Give me it's leash! [votes: 3] This wasn't what i had in mind when you said a 'cute picture'! [votes: 3] Jack never suspected his friend's ears had been "tampered with"... [votes: 2] The horses always look bigger on the website. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 130 [July 24, 2005 - 270 entries]

		That's right - he wore blue shorts and stole my jet ski. [votes: 71]	patrick b
		Russell Rescue [votes: 49]	Paisley
		I wanted a jetski... but nOOoooo! [votes: 33]	Erin
	Honorable Mentions Row, row, row your lab, gently down the stream... [votes: 30] DOG JACKING. [votes: 22] You're not going to tell the guys about this, are you Butch? [votes: 18] Jack gets his lab work done! [votes: 15] How do you steer this thing? [votes: 13] Unfortunately, Jack's new water toy had a mind of its own. [votes: 13] Wilson! Wilson, I lost Wilson! [votes: 11] Is that a candy bar floating over there?? [votes: 9] Up the creek without a paddle. [votes: 8] I ain't heavy, I'm his brother! [votes: 8] My frequent swimmer miles finally paid off. [votes: 8] My other ride is a limo. [votes: 7] Uh Oh! It says here "not to be used as a lifesaving device." [votes: 7] Mom said to watch out for the brown floaty things. [votes: 6] Pleeese dont put another quarter in it... [votes: 6] Why is this island moving? [votes: 6] "Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!" [votes: 5] Have raft will travel... [votes: 5] A Retrieving Labrador [votes: 4] Please dont sink. [votes: 4] Swim Forest, swim! [votes: 4] KNOT ON A LOG [votes: 3] Get off My back. [votes: 3] Is this the slow boat to China? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 129 [July 17, 2005 - 269 entries]

		I'm too sexy for my shorts! [votes: 49]	Jennie
		Oh yea, she looking - stomach in... [votes: 34]	Lil' Bit's mom
		What do you mean, they cancelled Baywatch? [votes: 33]	suez
	Honorable Mentions Russell Rescue [votes: 29] Jumping Jack Splash. [votes: 22] I just want a normal owner! [votes: 16] You think I am fast on the ground....watch me on this thing! [votes: 15] Hey, I'm gonna need a longer leash... [votes: 11] Polaris promised me a life-time supply of bones for this. [votes: 11] Do these pants make me look fat? [votes: 11] Captain Jack [votes: 10] Darn...I left the keys in my other shorts! [votes: 9] That's right...I look good AND I'm gettin paid. [votes: 9] Anyone else feel a little draft in their shorts?? [votes: 8] Yea, I'm a stud. [votes: 8] I think I'm starting to freckle in all this sun. [votes: 7] Let's get this party started. [votes: 6] Yeah, Ma, I AM goin' out dressed like this ! All the guys are wearing these. [votes: 5] Remember Fonzie Jumping the Shark? [votes: 5] This Jacks got Back!! [votes: 5] Those new Victoria's Secret models sure are dogs! [votes: 4] Can't a guy wear trunks on his jet ski without remarks? [votes: 4] All the girls dig a Jack who has his own ride. [votes: 4] The weather is here - wish you were beautiful! [votes: 4] Would you at least poke a hole for my tail... the swimmers are heading into the beach in a panic! [votes: 3] And this model is perfect for those 'dog days' of summer! [votes: 2] This is mine, all mine!! [votes: 2] Want to go for a little spin? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 128 [July 10, 2005 - 204 entries]

		You want a piece of me, goggle boy?! [votes: 47]	jen
		Give me back my shorts. [votes: 42]	Steve L
		You want to see my Jack knife? [votes: 39]	Kathy
	Honorable Mentions Mom, there's a kid in my pool. [votes: 36] Squirrel chunks in the filter? Really ? How did THAT happen? [votes: 30] Ok, that was pretty good, but your doggy-paddle form needs some work. [votes: 28] You ain't gettin' out till I get my KONG back! [votes: 21] I said MARCO! [votes: 19] Quick! Jump out while Mom's not looking, and we'll go roll in some dirt! [votes: 17] I will jump, you know I will. [votes: 16] What are you doing in my water bowl? [votes: 15] I see those bubbles! [votes: 11] Come on jack, I promise it's warm... [votes: 10] Bottoms Up. [votes: 7] Timmy's in the POOL, not the well! [votes: 7] No I can't come in just yet. I just ate. [votes: 6] The new and improved pool urine test, if his tail goes up, there is pee in the pool. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 127 [July 3, 2005 - 241 entries]

		Step away from the food and nobody gets hurt. [votes: 30]	Chelsea
		There's 3 things I hate....and you're 2 of them... [votes: 23]	Stan
		Ok, mom...I've got his attention...you grab the bone on 3! [votes: 20]	pharvey
	Honorable Mentions Oh WOW! Now my bones come with toppings! [votes: 17] Step away from the bone! [votes: 14] Ruff vs. Fluff [votes: 14] You're standing on what's left of the last cat that ticked me off. [votes: 14] What we have here is a failure to communicate... [votes: 13] I don't remember Grandma having such big teeth. [votes: 12] Be afraid.....be very afraid!! [votes: 12] Waiter! There's a cat on my bone! [votes: 11] I'm the one your mother warned you about! [votes: 10] Back off Kitty, That's my bone! [votes: 9] Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. [votes: 9] Silence Of The Cats: Tell me about the lambs Clarice. [votes: 9] This is not going to be pretty. [votes: 8] Buy one get one free. [votes: 8] Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil... [votes: 8] Give it your best shot. It's one life to nine lives. [votes: 6] You dirty caaat! You ate my dinnaaa! You dirty caaat! [votes: 6] Bet ya can't eat just one!! [votes: 5] "Bone Apetite!" [votes: 5] Hows about a little kiss???? [votes: 2] Scardy Cats! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 126 [Jun 26, 2005 - 282 entries]

		Yeah, there's still some squirrel in there, I can feel it. [votes: 46]	DWhite
		Scrub harder. I use my tongue for toilet paper. [votes: 33]	the silly goose
		My dentist told me to brush and floss after every cat. [votes: 29]	jakes mom
	Honorable Mentions Your roommate wonders why his toothbrush was wet... [votes: 25] This JACK will have no Plaque! [votes: 22] 4 0ut 0f 5 Jacks prefer new Meat flavored Colgate. [votes: 22] Doesn't this come in tennis ball flavor? [votes: 19] Jack Plaque. [votes: 18] Little to the left. [votes: 17] All of this just because the cat is missing some fur. [votes: 17] But!!! I'm SUPPOSED to have Doggy Breath!!! [votes: 14] Is This Necessary!?? [votes: 9] Yeah, yeah, yeah... Grandma, what big teeth you have... I've heard it all before... [votes: 8] And you're supposed to do this HOW often? [votes: 8] Brush 'em! Brush 'em! Brush 'em! [votes: 6] Like I can't see that bottle of Listerine behind your back... [votes: 5] What, you don't like kibble breath? [votes: 3] That mail man tasted bitter! [votes: 3] Hey, what's wrong with VERMIN breath?? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 125 [June 19, 2005 - 338 entries]

		Welcome to Jack in the box, may I take your order please? [votes: 65]	My3babies
		Jack in the box. [votes: 42]	Cheryl
		Jack was given a brand new child to play with, but he found the box she came in more interesting. [votes: 31]	Ray
	Honorable Mentions You want to see the Wizard? NOBODY gets to see the Wizard!! [votes: 31] The great and powerful Oz will see you now... [votes: 21] Would you like fries with that? [votes: 20] Jacks only! No Girls Allowed! [votes: 17] How much is that Doggie in the window? [votes: 15] The entrance fee is 2 bones and a back scratch, kid. [votes: 12] They gave me 20 to life for 3 strikes of carpet soiling. [votes: 12] Jack in the Box? Like I haven't heard that one before, kid... [votes: 12] What can brown do for you? [votes: 11] Okay, thats 2 banana splits, a chocolate cone and a slurpy right? [votes: 9] Be good or they'll put you in the dog house too! [votes: 7] The Doctor is [In]. [votes: 7] Hey kid wanna buy a watch? [votes: 6] Jack aspires to think outside the box. [votes: 5] Why do I have to entertain her??? [votes: 5] ...and I shall taunt thee a second time!! [votes: 4] Password, please. [votes: 4] No ticket - no entrance. [votes: 3] Do you have an appointment? [votes: 2] Give me a break kid, I'm trying my best!! [votes: 2] Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair... [votes: 2] I gave at the office!!! [votes: 1] Tonight we have a really big shoe. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 124 [June 12, 2005 - 405 entries]

		My two woofers. [votes: 54]	Cheryl
		Stereo Jacks. [votes: 36]	Cheryl
		You made the puddle, so why do I have to hide too? [votes: 29]	trotter
	Honorable Mentions I see a dust bunny!! Attack!!!! [votes: 28] They'll never find the remote this time! [votes: 27] Do you think they can see us? [votes: 24] If we cant see them, they cant see us! [votes: 19] See that cable? If we chew on that we won't be able to watch animal planet...This one here is ok. [votes: 18] Turn her off! Turn her off! We can't stand Streissand! [votes: 14] Let's Jack up the volume! [votes: 14] Not the leash, not the leeeeash! [votes: 11] Uh-oh, I think the only thing stuck under here is our heads! [votes: 8] Butt Out! [votes: 8] Great Aunt Bess visits again. [votes: 8] Doggy time out. [votes: 7] The red wire goes where????.... darn these badly translated directions!!! [votes: 6] Wait til they found out we unplugged the system. [votes: 6] These captions are so funny, that if I was to laugh any harder, my head would fall off. [votes: 5] Mom says the washer eats socks but this is where it spits them out. [votes: 4] Sometimes it's hard to find good hunting music... [votes: 3] The music comes out....where??? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 123 [June 5, 2005 - 445 entries]

		You have done well young Leashwalker. [votes: 51]	John
		Obi-Wan Jackobi [votes: 45]	Ray
		Luke, I am your father. [votes: 43]	Snickersmom
	Honorable Mentions I went to the dark side..... they have free milk bones on Tuesdays. [votes: 37] DogStar Wars: Episode III-Revenge of the Fixed [votes: 27] May the force be with you. [votes: 22] I buried the light saber. [votes: 20] Luke! I am your breeder... [votes: 19] The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of "the Jack Russell Terrier". [votes: 17] Jack, ---The REAPER! [votes: 15] Darth Mauler [votes: 14] The force is strong in this one. [votes: 13] Whut up...Jack in the hood... [votes: 11] Who's your daddy? [votes: 10] Someone has seen too much Star Wars. [votes: 10] You don't need my ID, You need to give me treats. [votes: 8] You underestimate my power Master! [votes: 7] Hunting vermin my job is! [votes: 7] George Lucas's dog [votes: 6] What is thy bidding master? [votes: 5] Friar Jacques [votes: 4] Sith's best friend. [votes: 4] Bring me another cat and you can go! [votes: 4] Don't fear the reaper. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 122 [May 29, 2005 - 405 entries]

		Have you kissed your Jack today? [votes: 45]	Sarah
		Sealed with a kiss. [votes: 43]	warmblood
		What makes you think I've been seeing other people? [votes: 30]	Pooch
	Honorable Mentions I have not been out of the yard! What would give you that idea! [votes: 29] Yeah, the kiss is from the girl...no, the black eye's from her boyfriend. [votes: 24] Jack Smack [votes: 23] Kiss me I'm Irish! [votes: 20] Great Aunt Bess visits again. [votes: 18] So...I would be a tri-color, right? [votes: 14] And they call it puppy love... [votes: 13] Honey! I'm home! You won't believe what happened to me! [votes: 12] Excuse me, but do I have 'kiss me' written all over my forehead?? [votes: 11] Oh No....Here comes the cheek squeezes... [votes: 11] Lipstick on the collar I could explain. But this? [votes: 10] Next time, can I have a cookie instead? [votes: 8] Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's .... [votes: 8] Maybe It's Maybelline!!! [votes: 7] Honest, its a birthmark! [votes: 7] I'll take whatever he's having... [votes: 5] Don't laugh, it keeps the steak in the food dish. [votes: 4] She made Jack an offer he couldn't understand... [votes: 4] WOW, that's gonna leave a mark. [votes: 4] No dog should be left without one. [votes: 4] Why's everybody staring at me? [votes: 3] Dang! That girl should've worn a little bit less lipstick. Now i'm being questioned. [votes: 3] Now, how's this going to look for confirmation. [votes: 3] I may have kissed, but I will never tell. [votes: 2] You should see my collar! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 121 [May 22, 2005 - 283 entries]

		AFFFJACK!!!! [votes: 53]	Jim C
		Which one of you guys are regular and which are extra crispy? [votes: 43]	Erin
		I love cheese and quackers. [votes: 34]	Cheryl
	Honorable Mentions Comeback fellas !The 'Peking duck' thing was a joke!!! [votes: 33] You guys are SO lucky I just ate and have to wait an hour to swim! [votes: 28] Are any of you responsible for those AFLAC commercials? [votes: 21] Hey Guys!... Free Bread Crumbs Over Here!! [votes: 19] Yeah, you better swim away! [votes: 14] How am I supposed to go to ground if you keep floating on the top? [votes: 11] Ah, how I love a buffet. [votes: 11] Jack putting his ducks in a row. [votes: 10] If I was a Lab you guys would be dinner! [votes: 10] Come to PAPA. [votes: 9] Please, No Fowl Language! [votes: 7] Can I earn a hunting certificate for ducks? [votes: 6] I told you, it's not the alligators we have to worry about!! [votes: 6] I've waited for this all my life! [votes: 5] I said.....come in for dinner!! *my dinner!* [votes: 4] I just hate it when the neighbor comes to our parties. She always muddies up the water! [votes: 4] Dead ducks. [votes: 3] These look like sitting ducks... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 120 [May 15, 2005 - 276 entries]

		The 5 minutes of the day a JR owner looks forward to. [votes: 79]	DWhite
		No shirt, No shoes, No problems. [votes: 31]	Roxy
		This collar is going to leave a tan line. [votes: 26]	Misty
	Honorable Mentions For now, Little Jack dreams of his people's reaction when they see he has dug up the entire yard. [votes: 23] It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog [votes: 20] Dog day afternoon. [votes: 20] Jack In The Rack! [votes: 19] (Twitch) Mmm, rabbits... [votes: 17] Oh waiter, I'll have a Jack and Coke, Please. [votes: 15] t's a dog's life. [votes: 12] All I need now is a pool boy and a Margarita! [votes: 11] No grass to mow, no rats to chase, I'm taking a nap, get outta my face! [votes: 10] Boy what a hangover. Do you really have to look at me that loud? [votes: 10] Waiter... I'll take a margarita & a milk bone. [votes: 10] Wouldn't it be nice...Squirrel-burger in paradise!! Medium rare with bird sauce be nice! [votes: 9] Let sleeping dogs lie. [votes: 9] Dog tired! [votes: 8] I've got it made in the shade!!! [votes: 6] Spring Break 2005....The Aftermath.... [votes: 6] Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights? [votes: 5] All I need is a Corona. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 119 [May 8, 2005 - 266 entries]

		We know you're home Grandma, the car is in the driveway. [votes: 72]	Jazmin and Dianne
		Do you have a home for four jacks and a Queen? [votes: 36]	Phyllis
		How much is that doggie in the window? [votes: 29]	Jim K
	Honorable Mentions Hi. We're with the girl scouts. Would you like to buy a box of cookies? [votes: 27] See that spot on the carpet?.........I did that !!!! [votes: 27] What time did you say this place opened? [votes: 21] Hellooooo.... Can Jack come out to play? [votes: 19] Oh come on! It was just one cat! [votes: 17] Another Windex moment... [votes: 17] Mom, look, new carpet. [votes: 17] This WAS the day for the party, wasn't it? [votes: 17] Ooooh, look at all the great stuff we can wreck!!! [votes: 14] Trick or Treat! [votes: 14] The rental sign says NO DOGS, just tell'em we're Dingos! [votes: 12] Hey guys, the cats are all in there... [votes: 11] You may not know Jack, but open up and you're going to learn! [votes: 7] Baby it's cold outside! [votes: 7] Welcome Wagon. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 118 [May 1, 2005 - 394 entries]

		Dating outside your breed and maintaining a healthy relationship..... on the next Dr. Phil. [votes: 31]	Zoe
		Say Hello To My Little friend! [votes: 29]	Stevie
		YOUR STANDING ON MY FOOT! ! ! ! [votes: 27]	Jeff M
	Honorable Mentions Jake and the Fat Man. [votes: 24] Just smile so we can get this over with. [votes: 16] Can I keep him? [votes: 16] That was super glue in my dog food, wasn't it? [votes: 15] 4 out of 5 russells recommend Crest toothpaste. [votes: 14] I AM smiling... [votes: 14] Smile darling, this is our honeymoon photo. [votes: 13] Damn, the beer goggles wore off. [votes: 13] Yours may be bigger, but mine are straight. [votes: 13] Beauty and the Beast [votes: 12] Quick, act natural! [votes: 12] How long do I have to do this before my face stays that way, too? [votes: 10] Handsome Dan poses with a fan. [votes: 9] I hate these arranged marriages!!! [votes: 9] One of these days he is going to notice me doing this! [votes: 9] When in doubt, smile and nod. [votes: 7] Now this is what a correct scissor bite should look like! [votes: 7] Yeah, I said it. You're full of bull! [votes: 6] Come on dad, say cheese. [votes: 4] Who has the ugliest mug? [votes: 3] We're glad to be Americans! [votes: 2] I just love the strong silent type. [votes: 1] It's true, opposites DO attract! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 117 [April 24, 2005 - 336 entries]

		Excuse me, but, have you seen my ball? [votes: 46]	swtmdmboo
		So THAT'S what Wilson looks like! [votes: 45]	Diane
		OUCH! Oh man---I think I just neutered myself! [votes: 38]	Becky
	Honorable Mentions You were right...The grass IS greener over there. [votes: 36] The hurdle races were so much easier last year! [votes: 29] A fence is more of a guideline than a rule, right? [votes: 25] Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... [votes: 22] Hidee Ho good neighbor! [votes: 22] Did somebody say bath? I'm outta here! [votes: 16] Jack in the box, Jack out of the box. [votes: 13] Peeping Jack [votes: 11] I smell bacon. [votes: 11] I'm outta here! [votes: 10] And I like big butts and I can not lie!.... [votes: 9] I'll teach that cat to mock me!!! [votes: 8] Coming Attractions for Desperate Housedogs [votes: 7] Desperado, please come to your senses-you been out ridin' fences for so long now... [votes: 6] Don't fence me in. [votes: 6] Cyclone...Picket... Makes no difference to me! [votes: 5] Kinda makes you wonder how long the photographer waited to shoot this, doesn't it? [votes: 5] He's at it again. I'll get the hose. [votes: 5] Now let's see if that cat likes his water bowl flavor now. [votes: 4] How come it looks like the ground is farther away on this side??? [votes: 4] Penalty or not, I'm going into the stands after that guy! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 116 [April 20, 2005 - 394 entries]

		Let's GO PEOPLE! We've got 7 days before the family gets home!! Ty, where's the megaphone! [votes: 42]	Greggo
		Now THIS is what I call a pooper scooper. [votes: 41]	Dianne, Jessie and Jaz
		Here kitty kitty KITTY!!!!!!! [votes: 31]	Amanda
	Honorable Mentions This sure beats the way I used to dig! [votes: 22] She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy!!!! Sing it now!! [votes: 20] Move it or lose it, pal! [votes: 20] Thank God I'm a country boy! [votes: 19] Say hello to my little friend! [votes: 19] I am going to ground!!!! [votes: 15] Ain't no ground hog hole deep enough, Ain't no burrow wide enough... [votes: 15] HEY! YOU! Get outta the way! Where'd you get your license, a cereal box? [votes: 14] Reach the quarry in 30 seconds? Not a problem! HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!! [votes: 13] Mamas... don't let your puppies grow up to be show dogs! [votes: 12] Too late, Jack realized he couldn't reach the pedals... [votes: 11] Fight fire with fire, fight cats with CAT. [votes: 11] Jack Russells ARE happiest when they are working! [votes: 11] Land spreadin' out so far and wide...keep Manhattan...give me that countryside! [votes: 10] Fricken sunday drivers!! [votes: 10] Wiper switch....WIPER SWITCH...how do you turn off the dang wipers???? [votes: 9] I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll doze your house down! [votes: 8] Don't make me come out there! [votes: 7] The flower bed never saw this coming. [votes: 6] I LOVE doing this home makeover show! [votes: 5] That concludes the portion of the tour where you stay alive. [votes: 4] On the Road Again, Lord I Gotta Get On the Road Again! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 115 [April 13, 2005 - 346 entries]

		It was squeaking, so I had to go look for it. [votes: 33]	anon
		Hmmmm, I'm guessing you don't need Grissom to figure this one out, huh? [votes: 23]	LeeLee
		It wasn't me honest, this has cat written all over it!! [votes: 22]	Heather
	Honorable Mentions That's funny, it didn't taste expensive. [votes: 21] I thought we were trading spaces! [votes: 20] I told you that cat couldn't be trusted!!! [votes: 20] Wasn't Me! [votes: 19] Hey.... Don't yell, you're the one who left me alone! [votes: 17] You should've seen the guy who just came in here and did this. [votes: 16] I haven't a clue what happened here. It was this way when I woke up. [votes: 15] Well at least I didn't remove the under penalty of law tag!!!! [votes: 14] Huh? Video Camera? OH NO!!! [votes: 13] Now just remember, things are not always as they appear. [votes: 12] God please just grant me one wish.. Fix it before mom gets home. [votes: 11] Aren't you even going to ask about the down comforter? [votes: 10] Man,...we really need a scratching post for the cat!! [votes: 10] Beam me up Scotty! [votes: 9] Sleepless In Seattle [votes: 8] Great! You brought some ketchup! [votes: 6] Mmmm, that light fixture looks pretty tasty too! [votes: 6] By the look on your face I think you agree, blue really isn't my colour. [votes: 5] Framed by the cats again!!! [votes: 3] I heard you say the sheets need changing so I didn't think you would mind. [votes: 3] Now, you might want to check the "Bad Dog Talk" on this web site. [votes: 3] Time to hide! [votes: 3] It was just a little too firm for my taste. [votes: 2] No counting sheep here!!! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 114 [April 3, 2005 - 375 entries]

		Ahh-ha! You may be big, but I am not afraid! Behold, my cat-like reflexes....hi-ya! [votes: 37]	Cody's mom
		Boo!! [votes: 23]	jkrslkay
		Ok! I admit it! I ate all your food AND the treats!!! [votes: 19]	Erin
	Honorable Mentions Get back! I'm warning you, I know Kung-fu! [votes: 18] I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything! [votes: 17] Put 'em up, put 'em up! [votes: 14] Hold it Mom! Homeland Security requests I screen you! [votes: 13] Raise your hands if you're sure. [votes: 13] Shut up and hug me, big boy. [votes: 13] Keep your paws where I can see them !! [votes: 12] Look Mom, if I flap my arms really fast I can fly! [votes: 9] HEY! If you shave all of your hair off you'll be my size too! [votes: 9] As you can see, there's nothing up my sleeves......wait...where's my sleeves! [votes: 7] You had me at hello. [votes: 7] Look now there will be no upstaging my cuteness around here, ya hear? [votes: 7] Fear Me! [votes: 6] Okay, you caught me messing with the razor again. [votes: 5] David and Goliath [votes: 4] Halt, who goes there? [votes: 4] There's no need to view the mug-shots, Officer. That's him! [votes: 4] I come in Peace!! [votes: 3] Go pick on someone your own size. [votes: 3] Are you trying to impress me? Sorry, I'm not interested in younger men. [votes: 2] The Karate Kid, Part 12 [votes: 2] That's not the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 113 [March 27, 2005 - 288 entries]

		Watch & learn... first we get all dirty & then we go and jump on their bed. [votes: 61]	Julie
		Notice son that just a little deeper and the cat should fit nicely! [votes: 42]	Keyser Soze
		Are you sure this is the way to China? [votes: 29]	Phyllis
	Honorable Mentions And this, son, is how to drive your owner crazy! [votes: 24] The Apprentice. [votes: 22] Partners in grime. [votes: 19] Cover me, I'm going in !! [votes: 16] I've forgot, are we burying or digging up? [votes: 14] GO SON! You only need to eat one more bloodworm to be the Fear Factor JRT Champion. [votes: 14] Can you dig it? [votes: 13] I'm telling you now, whatever we find, we split. [votes: 11] We've been robbed! [votes: 10] This is fun!! Can we do this on the living room carpet next??? [votes: 9] Do you think we were so naughty,we really have to dig our own graves? [votes: 9] Go ahead, grab him like you mean it! [votes: 5] Trench warfare. [votes: 4] Don't say I never taught you anything! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 112 [March 20, 2005 - 258 entries]

		I really thought cats could swim. Honest! [votes: 55]	Keyser Soze
		Do I look like a Lab to you? YOU go get it! [votes: 46]	Brenda
		Don't look at me, you were the who dropped it! [votes: 32]	Leash
	Honorable Mentions Can I swim now mom? It's already been 30 minutes! [votes: 25] You go first. [votes: 19] I think I found Nemo! [votes: 19] Everyone knows white dogs can't jump!!! [votes: 13] Well, So much for the "Nine Lives" theory! [votes: 13] No, I mean it! Say 'vet' once more & I'm gonna jump. [votes: 11] Jack on the docks. [votes: 11] The world's my toilet. [votes: 11] Please keep in mind, when I get out, that shrinkage DOES occur! [votes: 10] Ok, you go first and I'll follow. [votes: 8] Where are my water wings? I need my water wings! [votes: 8] Eddie be reasonable, I'm sure Niles and Frasier aren't taking it this badly! [votes: 7] It looks cold. [votes: 4] Isn't water supposed to be in a bowl in the kitchen? [votes: 4] Do you see any webbing between these toes??? [votes: 3] I'll jump when I'm good and ready. [votes: 3] Sink or swim! [votes: 3] I watched JAWS last night on Bravo, no way I'm going back in that water!!! [votes: 2] Don't temp me, I'll jump! [votes: 2] Goodbye cruel life! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 111 [March 13, 2005 - 264 entries]

		The best part of waking up is a Russell in your cup!! [votes: 52]	Amy B
		Terror Alert: Caffeinated Jacks [votes: 51]	anon
		OK, we dug up their flowers, drank their tea.....what next? [votes: 30]	Marianne
	Honorable Mentions Tea for Two and Two for Tea. [votes: 22] Even with the prick ears ... Charles is still better looking than Camilla. [votes: 18] What the queen's dogs do when she's not looking. [votes: 18] This is better than drinking from the toilet! [votes: 16] JRTparty [votes: 15] I know proper etiquette would be to hold my pinky out, but which one is my pinky? [votes: 13] Good to the last drop. [votes: 11] Drink up before someone sees us drinking from these sissy cups. [votes: 8] I told you we could get in, nobody even noticed! [votes: 8] Oh Ethel! A lady properly sips her tea! [votes: 7] Alice and the Mad Hatter. [votes: 6] See, no elbows on the table. [votes: 5] Man!! I think I'm stuck! [votes: 4] Enough of this foreplay. Can't we do what they brought us here for? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 110 [March 6, 2005 - 200 entries]

		Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back? [votes: 39]	Vicki
		Moon over my-mammy. [votes: 31]	nizmot
		I hope that was just the wind that blew through my hair. [votes: 27]	Annie O/Barbara
	Honorable Mentions To get to the top, sometimes you just have to go over someone's head. [votes: 25] Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest Jack of them all? [votes: 17] Don't worry I will alert you if I see your mother in law coming. [votes: 16] Ma, that squirrel is sticking his tongue out at me again! [votes: 15] Mary couldn't understand why she only had white hair in the back of her head. [votes: 13] I just wish she would take the hint. [votes: 12] How much is that doggy in the window?!!! [votes: 12] I wish I may, I wish I might, let me catch that squirrel tonight! [votes: 12] It's saucer-shaped & has bright flashing lights...should I bark? [votes: 11] She lets me walk all over her. [votes: 10] Some day my prince will come. [votes: 8] Carol Ann, stay away from the light! [votes: 8] Gotta go, gotta go right now. [votes: 8] They're heeeeeere.... [votes: 7] Best seat in the house. [votes: 7] Some are content to remain on earth, some aspire to the stars. [votes: 5] Mind if I borrow your head? [votes: 4] By the light of the Silvery Moon... [votes: 3] A round opening to the heavens, and thus the same to your mind. [votes: 2] Warmed on both ends... [votes: 2] Uh oh, the paratroopers are landing! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 109 [February 27, 2005 - 302 entries]

		I hope that's just your tail !!!! [votes: 50]	Jordan
		It was just someone's leg, it meant nothing... [votes: 34]	Jon
		After a long day of torturing the neighbors cats. [votes: 17]	Karly
	Honorable Mentions The Honeymoon's Over! [votes: 17] My sleep number is 85. Hers is 45. That's why we sleep so well together. [votes: 16] uh oh. I don't remember a thing, and here I am in bed with...what was his name again? [votes: 16] No huggy and kissy till I get a wedding ring. [votes: 15] Say you're sorry first. [votes: 13] Honey, it happens. Don't worry about it. [votes: 13] I said sassy...not Lassie. Please believe me. [votes: 12] Never go to bed mad... [votes: 11] Your turn to hit snooze. [votes: 9] I got your back... you got mine? [votes: 8] Remind me to order that queen size dog bed on QVC. [votes: 8] Cheek to cheek :) [votes: 7] The silent treatment. [votes: 6] Cover hog! [votes: 5] Oh no, I think there is someone behind me! [votes: 3] Silent Night. [votes: 3] No spooning here! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 108 [February 20, 2005 - 221 entries]

		A rare horse 'jacking' caught on film. [votes: 49]	Fincher
		The kids wanted a horse and I get stuck walking it! [votes: 43]	anon
		HOLD YOUR HORSES!!! [votes: 31]	Amanda
	Honorable Mentions What happens when I pull this string? [votes: 23] Ma Can I Keep Him? [votes: 22] Jack started to think this tug of war was alittle unfair. [votes: 21] Nothing is too big for a Jack Russell to play with! [votes: 18] Mom said stay in the yard ! and she put me in charge. [votes: 17] C'mon, hurry! Mom said to have the mowing done before she gets home! [votes: 16] I will NOT be ignored! [votes: 12] If we hurry we can make the daily double at Hollywood Park !!! [votes: 11] Sometimes you can't even lead a horse to water... [votes: 11] Does eating the grass make my ass look big? [votes: 11] Not the NEW grass! That's my favorite spot! [votes: 10] Who's walking who. [votes: 9] Aw come on -- you're not trying... [votes: 8] I always wanted my own pony! [votes: 5] Jack really wasn't in the mood for horsing around... [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 107 [February 13, 2005 - 272 entries]

		Four Jacks - A winning hand! [votes: 31]	Betty
		The Usual Suspects [votes: 28]	Kaiser Soze
		We got this far, now how do we get that cat off the ceiling? [votes: 27]	Patrick
	Honorable Mentions 3 Kings, Ha I got four Jacks. [votes: 20] All in favor--raise your ears!!!! [votes: 18] What do you mean, "the tribe has spoken"????!! [votes: 17] Mouse? We're not getting it - you get it ! [votes: 16] Bachelor # 3 - What is your favorite type of treat? [votes: 14] We have a strict rule about feeding the dogs "under" the table... [votes: 13] I don't know officer, they all look the same. [votes: 12] So, you're tellin' us that this is not the line for free cats? [votes: 11] Suppertime for Eenie, Meanie, Miney and Moe. [votes: 7] Guess who's coming to dinner!. [votes: 7] It was number 3, he did it... [votes: 7] The Beatles are Back! [votes: 6] Why Lysol wipes are so popular in this household. [votes: 6] Jacks are wild. [votes: 6] Where's the beef? [votes: 5] And here's your lunch, and your lunch.. and your lunch... [votes: 4] Just put the food on the table and step away slowly... [votes: 4] This is who we are. [votes: 3] The label says "do not take internally"....Hmmm...whaddya reckon THAT means!! [votes: 2] Why haven't we ever been in the caption competition? [votes: 2] When Jack got close enough to hear the Doc say, "Turn your head and cough," he knew it was too late. [votes: 1] The who done-it game. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 106 [February 6, 2005 - 232 entries]

		Jack Cousteau. [votes: 50]	Divot
		Life jacket: $30.00, boat rental: $50.00, soaked and not looking at funny as your owner....priceless. [votes: 43]	Steph
		Just wait, you'll be feeling the warm spot in few seconds! [votes: 25]	Ruth
	Honorable Mentions SCUBA dooby doo!! [votes: 22] dude,... I just thought you should know... I peed in the pool. [votes: 22] Sure, I would be smilling too if I had a mask and snorkel. [votes: 15] Look, all I caught was this human ! Should I throw him back? [votes: 12] Look mom, I found Scuba Steve!!! [votes: 12] That's the last time I let him talk me into going out for 'fresh seafood'! [votes: 12] It was sooo coool, I saw a huge CATFISH!!! [votes: 10] I think this lure course has gotten a little out of hand! [votes: 10] Yeah, keep smilin' pal...the water isn't getting in your eyes every time you dive! [votes: 9] Look what I found at the bottom of the ocean! [votes: 7] X-treme trailing and locating - the new class. [votes: 7] Experienced JRT providing free scuba diving lessons for vacationers. [votes: 7] Jack was searching for Dog fish and came up with a Clown fish. [votes: 6] Man ! That first step was a doozy !!!! [votes: 5] I'm a mer-jack. [votes: 5] Come on in, the waters fine! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 105 [January 30, 2005 - 228 entries]

		Trick or treat---smell my feet! [votes: 39]	k stein
		"Jack the Slipper" [votes: 31]	T.A.W.
		Ah........the smell of defeet. [votes: 27]	Denise
	Honorable Mentions If I can't see him, he can't see me. [votes: 24] Are you gellin'? [votes: 24] Disgusted by the out of date decorations, Jack finally finds a place to hurl. [votes: 23] Making me sit in the corner with my face in the remaining shoe is not punishment, hee hee. [votes: 22] Go to your happy place... go to your happy place... [votes: 18] I hate Mondays... [votes: 17] The separation anxiety was just too much when Jack decided to end it all. [votes: 14] If I hear one more "Jack-o-lantern" crack, I'm going to barf in the shoe. [votes: 14] There was a little Jack who lived in a shoe... [votes: 11] Ahhhh, I love the smell of fresh slipper in the morning! [votes: 10] Jack's shoe fetish was finally confirmed. [votes: 9] Jack coudn't bear to go into Wal-Mart and see the Halloween stuff put out. [votes: 7] Have I died and gone to heaven? [votes: 5] That Halloween rug is staring at me. [votes: 5] Aah, there's no smell like home. [votes: 5] Couldn't you use a different item for me to pick up the scent? [votes: 5] I will do anything for love. [votes: 4] If the shoe fits... [votes: 4] Is it on right? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 104 [January 23, 2005 - 244 entries]

		Single white dog, loves sports, seeking playmate [votes: 59]	Suez
		Life-long, no-trade clause with a 10% increase in treats or I sit this season out. [votes: 24]	Marc
		David Beckham, eat your heart out. [votes: 22]	Joel
	Honorable Mentions Just wait til it's MY turn to dress YOU up and take YOUR picture... [votes: 20] Jack, the only child, wishes that he wasn't. [votes: 19] All right ladies, one at a time, there's plenty of me to go around. [votes: 17] Which way to the beach, MAN? [votes: 11] Has anyone seen WILSON??? [votes: 11] Rasta Jack readies for some beach volleyball. [votes: 10] It's a little hard to "serve" but I'm great at "digging" and "attacking"! [votes: 10] Yes, mommy, this would be cool IF YOUR BIG HEAD DIDN'T SHOW UP IN THE GLASSES!?! [votes: 10] Team Jamaica's new goalie recruit....Jack Throwitagain. [votes: 10] Please don't take the photo, please don't take the photo, please don't take the photo. [votes: 9] People don't recognize me unless I use my American Express ... Jack E. Russell, Famous Soccer Player [votes: 8] Jack Kool [votes: 7] You got game? I got game!! [votes: 7] Got sand? [votes: 7] Just Do It [votes: 7] Jacques attempts to explain "European" culture. [votes: 6] Pick me, pick me!! [votes: 6] Goooooooooal! [votes: 5] I'm just too cool for words... [votes: 5] Hopefully no one will notice that I am a celebrity. [votes: 4] Do you think the hat's overdoing it? [votes: 4] I hope your not gonna show this to anyone. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 103 [Janaury 16, 2005 - 313 entries]

		Seriously....He was this tall and he jumped up on the table and ate your cereal! [votes: 41]	chloe
		There, I did the stupid paw thing, now gimmie' the cereal! [votes: 38]	zips mom
		Give me a High 4 Dude. [votes: 26]	schoony
	Honorable Mentions Anyone who wants a dead squirrel for breakfast instead of cereal, raise your hand. [votes: 24] Going for a walk, all those in favor... [votes: 23] I, Jack, do solemnly swear, never to eat the cat again! [votes: 21] Okay, I'll play along. But you should know... I can take that bowl anytime I want. [votes: 17] I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth... [votes: 17] That's it - keep looking into my eyes - now move the bowl slowly towards me... [votes: 16] She's about this tall, cute little tail, nice firm hind quarters... [votes: 14] "Rock - paper- scissors" ... Winner gets the oatmeal!! [votes: 14] No....You're Fired! [votes: 13] The cat that got away was t-h-i-s high. [votes: 12] I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth... unless it incriminates me. [votes: 12] Up high, down low, too slow! [votes: 12] I'm not going to try it...You try it!!! [votes: 11] Jack and Thing become good buddies. [votes: 4] Waiter, check please! [votes: 3] Oh please, sir, can I have more gruel? [votes: 3] "Please, Sir, I Want Some More" (with apologies to Charles Dickens) [votes: 3] Now I tell yah kid. Porridge is good but bacon strips are better. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 102 [January 9, 2005 - 229 entries]

		I will perform the perfect Jack knife. [votes: 31]	Heidi
		CANNON BALLLLLL!!!!!!!! [votes: 26]	Sarah
		The ball is not worth it... yes it is ! no it's not ! Oh, who am I trying to kid. It's worth it! [votes: 23]	Riva E
	Honorable Mentions I know I can out jump those retrievers, throw the duck! [votes: 22] I heard Jack's going off the deep end... [votes: 21] I'm not taking any chances, I thought I saw a fin. [votes: 20] Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, can Jack do a back flip? [votes: 16] That's one heck of a water bowl. [votes: 15] Look at the concentration... this next dive has a 3.0 degree of difficulty!! [votes: 15] Drumroll, please? [votes: 10] I don't see any Cat Fish... [votes: 10] This would be much more fun if it was mud. [votes: 8] Famous last words: "Hey ya'll watch this!" [votes: 7] You can take a jack to water; you just can't make him dive. [votes: 7] You call that a doggy paddle? Watch this! [votes: 7] Yah Right...I'm not falling for that one again! [votes: 7] What'd they say... something about peeing in the pool? Yes? No? [votes: 6] I don't care if you say it's a Baby Ruth bar; I am not going in that pool until its cleaned! [votes: 6] And now atempting his signature triple lundy is ... [votes: 6] Hey ! It's January folks. Get serious. [votes: 5] Heated or not, I'm not jumping in... [votes: 4] What's in it for me?? [votes: 3] Shorty could never jump as high as all of the long legged Jacks...He would show them! [votes: 3] I don't think the water is warm enough yet. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 101 [January 2, 2005 - 272 entries]

		Santa left it. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. [votes: 37]	Superchikk
		Why are they calling me Mike Tyson? [votes: 23]	cooper
		He said, "You wanna piece of me?" What was I to say??? [votes: 20]	BrendaW
	Honorable Mentions Happy New Ear! [votes: 17] Prick ear? I got yer prick ear right here buddie! [votes: 16] Nobody puts Baby in a corner! [votes: 12] This is all that's left of the last guy who called me Eddie. [votes: 12] Ear today, Gone Tomorrow. [votes: 12] I know what you're thinking, did he take 2 bites or 3? Are you feeling lucky, punk? [votes: 11] I have NOT bitten off more than I can chew!! [votes: 10] I think his name was VanGough. [votes: 9] Even though cornered with his stolen loot, Jack swore he wouldn't go down without a good fight. [votes: 9] To "ear" is human, to chew, divine! [votes: 9] Yeah, but this is worth having to sit in the corner. [votes: 9] After being made fun of for his "semi prick ear", Jack developed a complex. [votes: 8] Oh, you meant this ear????? [votes: 7] Here piggy, piggy, piggy. [votes: 6] I am listening, I'm all ears... [votes: 5] Little Jack Horner... [votes: 5] Friends, countrymen, lend me your ear. [votes: 5] Sometimes, David still does beat Goliath. [votes: 5] You shoulda seen the part that got away! [votes: 4] I can't believe I ate the whole thing... [votes: 4] Thanks to me this is one little piggy who never made it to market... [votes: 4] I just wanted a new ear. I don't like the way my left ear sticks up. [votes: 4] Tell the pig I'm sorry - I didn't know he still needed it!!!! [votes: 4] Ears lookin at you, kid. [votes: 3] I double dog dare you! [votes: 3] Geez.. Who knew they liked the pig so much. [votes: 2] One more step and you may trade a hand for a ear. [votes: 1] So, I guess you'll be wanting your ear back... [votes: 1]