Jack Russell Terrier Picture Caption Contest Results

Results from Contest # 606 [December 28, 2014 - 36 entries]

		What a bunch of stiffs. [votes: 15]	mike b
		I swear she said she was spayed! [votes: 12]	Vickie E
		Jack meets the ghosts of Christmas Past [votes: 11]	Ken
	Honorable Mentions Keep telling yourself--it's only a dream, it's only a dream. [votes: 10] Will the real Jack Russell please step forward. [votes: 8] 6 pack of jacks! [votes: 7] I have gathered you all here today... [votes: 5] Okay guys, we need to present a united front... [votes: 4] And then there were five... [votes: 4] I ate way too much stuffing at Christmas! [votes: 3] I must have had one to many kibbles last night... [votes: 3] Oh no! I knew the alien invasion would start someday! [votes: 2] After a glass of stolen champagne, Jill recognizes it was way too much! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 605 [December 21, 2014 - 45 entries]

		The KEYS, WHERE ARE THE KEYS???? [votes: 13]	Erich C.Bender
		I hope he doesn't expect us to put the fence posts in as well. [votes: 11]	JR Molly and Him
		For Sale: 4 Legged Post Hole Diggers - Cheap [votes: 9]	Shingle Oak
	Honorable Mentions I'm telling you Sparky, I buried the bones right here. [votes: 8] The ball is here... No the ball is here... No here. [votes: 7] I know we buried those bones somewhere on this beach... [votes: 7] Dig, sniff, repeat... [votes: 6] Holey Moley [votes: 6] I take it yours bought you a white ball as well? [votes: 4] Great sand dunes national park; JACK RUSSELL STYLE! [votes: 3] Paradise!! [votes: 3] Who needs a metal detector when you've got a pair of Jacks? [votes: 2] Teamwork, Jack style [votes: 2] I shouldn't have had all that thai food. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 604 [December 14, 2014 - 54 entries]

		Quick, take the picture, take the picture. [votes: 10]	Kat
		BOING! [votes: 8]	Jill
		Jack Rabbit! [votes: 7]	Becky
	Honorable Mentions To catch a deer, you must BE a deer. [votes: 6] Breakfast espresso was NOT the best idea. [votes: 6] Jack a Roo [votes: 6] I fly through the air with the greatest of ease... [votes: 6] Jack Russells don't run, they FLY! [votes: 5] Did you hear that? [votes: 4] OH! -- dear -- I thought you said DEER. [votes: 4] I thought I saw a Puddy Tat!!!!! [votes: 3] Look at my gait! Look at it! [votes: 3] You talking to Me??? [votes: 2] A hunting I am going! [votes: 2] Christmas is only a hop, skip and a jump away. [votes: 2] Freeze frame [votes: 1] One, two, three, RED LIGHT. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 603 [December 7, 2014 - 27 entries]

		This Jack has your back! [votes: 25]	Becky
		Jack's friend, bodyguard and sofa bed. [votes: 11]	Charlie
		I get by with a little help from my friend. [votes: 10]	mike b
	Honorable Mentions Love my heated pillow! [votes: 9] We are brothers from a different mother! [votes: 7] Don't worry big guy, I'll guard the your flank. [votes: 6] Who's gonna mess with me now? [votes: 5] No fridge treats unless we get some too. [votes: 3] Don't move! She can't see me if I don't move... [votes: 2] Dis is a nice pillow... [votes: 0] I will keep watch. [votes: 0]

Results from Contest # 602 [November 30, 2014 - 51 entries]

		Hot Pocket! [votes: 16]	Sandog
		All together now----AAAAHHHHH [votes: 10]	JR Molly and Him
		I ain't afraid, just cold. [votes: 9]	judy
	Honorable Mentions Now this is the way to travel!! [votes: 7] I'm on pocket watch! [votes: 6] Kangaroo Jack [votes: 5] Pocket Jacks [votes: 5] Mom always said I had a little Kangaroo in me. [votes: 4] Hmm wonder when he will notice I'm NOT his iphone... [votes: 4] Hand Warmer! [votes: 4] That frozen ground is just too much for my little feet. [votes: 3] Am I just the cutest thing or what??? [votes: 3] A pocket sized miracle! [votes: 3] Jealous? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 601 [November 23, 2014 - 41 entries]

		Shhh, I heard mom mention bath time, pass it on. [votes: 15]	Kris
		We breakout after dark....pass it on! [votes: 12]	Charlie
		Something yummy is stuck in your ear! [votes: 10]	Ken
	Honorable Mentions Psst...Mom loves me more!!! [votes: 8] I'm sure I can wash off the spot. [votes: 8] Don't look now, but somebody stole my spots. [votes: 8] hmmm... Peanut Butter! [votes: 7] Stick with me and we'll blame the mess on the others! [votes: 6] She said her eye patch is prettier than yours! [votes: 6] I don't like to gossip, but... [votes: 5] No longer a rumor, everyone knew Jill was sweet on Jack. [votes: 5] Just a little dirt here... got to look good for Grandma. [votes: 4] Yeah, you're 51% cute, but I'm 100%! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 600 [November 16, 2014 - 77 entries]

		Here I Come to Save the Day! [votes: 15]	Titus
		What every Jack Russell owner has always known...they're super. [votes: 13]	Lily's Mom
		I belieeeeve I can flyyyy! [votes: 12]	honeydog
	Honorable Mentions There's no need to fear, Underdog is here.... [votes: 10] This is what you get when you breed a dog named Tarzan to a bitch named Wonder Woman! [votes: 6] It's a bird. It's a plane. It's...JACK! GET DOWN FROM THERE!!! [votes: 4] And that was the last time superman made fun of jack [votes: 3] Hold on Superman, I'm coming!! [votes: 3] Eat your heart out Rudolph! [votes: 3] Stylish, poised and graceful, Jack had the perfect accessory for every occassion. [votes: 3] Born free!! [votes: 2] Up, Up, and Away! [votes: 2] Super dog tries out his new cape. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 599 [November 2, 2014 - 46 entries]

		He ain't heavy, he's my brother! [votes: 30]	Jill
		Another awkward family portrait. [votes: 12]	Marty
		X marks the spots. [votes: 11]	vicki
	Honorable Mentions Jack Cross. [votes: 10] A subtle hint for Santa: we need a bigger doggie bed! [votes: 10] I've got your back Jack. [votes: 10] Dogpile. [votes: 8] I was here first. [votes: 6] I know how this looks, but I can explain... [votes: 5] Double crossed. [votes: 4] Say Uncle... [votes: 4] yes we are always this cute! [votes: 3] Sadly unaware that NOTHING keeps a Jack down. [votes: 3] It's our impression of a jigsaw puzzle. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 598 [October 26, 2014 - 53 entries]

		I don't think you appreciate how hard it was to get those smells ON me. [votes: 17]	Lily's Mom
		honest, the skunk started it. [votes: 13]	philsmom
		I completely fail to see what's the big deal about my new black and white friend!? [votes: 11]	Jill
	Honorable Mentions You know I'm only going to go back out and get dirty again! [votes: 10] where is my duck? [votes: 9] Where's my conditioner? [votes: 5] Getting wet is a lot more fun outside in the puddle. [votes: 4] An unhappy Jack is a Jack to be reckoned with. [votes: 3] Dog Tank [votes: 3] This is SO wrong in SO many ways! [votes: 2] YOU like clean, I like to roll in stuff! [votes: 2] Hey, what about the rinse? [votes: 1] my odors are gone! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 597 [October 19, 2014 - 49 entries]

		Mom must be really tired! She gives me the pacifier and the baby the tennis ball! [votes: 18]	Jill
		I was the first baby.....and I intend on staying the baby. [votes: 14]	0001Nitro
		Maybe the dingo ate your baby... [votes: 13]	Herman
	Honorable Mentions Everything the new kid has is mine. [votes: 9] Jackifier [votes: 7] 5 second rule... [votes: 5] Here, I think she lost this. [votes: 4] I am trying to quit smoking. [votes: 4] Wow, Dad just took the baby to the groomers! [votes: 4] I'm cleaning it for the baby!!!! [votes: 3] It's kitty flavored. [votes: 2] Jerry Springer Show here I come. [votes: 2] Here, kid. Now shut up! [votes: 2] I hope you're not planning on putting this on fb. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 596 [October 12, 2014 - 36 entries]

		Sigh...It's just not the same since the cat next door moved away.... [votes: 19]	Lilo's Mom
		Knawshank Redemption [votes: 9]	mike b
		Neighborhood Watch [votes: 8]	Carole
	Honorable Mentions Jack's parole was denied when he nipped the warden. [votes: 7] I was framed...framed I tell you! [votes: 7] Politically, Jack was on the fence. [votes: 7] Sometimes I need help keeping my chin up. [votes: 6] Nobody knows the trouble I've seen! [votes: 6] Grounded, Jack watches Jill go up the hill without him. [votes: 6] If you leave me, I will cry [votes: 5] Jack is 'bored' again. [votes: 4] Mommy and Daddy went hunting without me. [votes: 3] I'm dreaming of a way outa here. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 595 [October 5, 2014 - 40 entries]

		The deck is stacked with Jacks. [votes: 30]	mike b
		Lineup--the Usual Suspects [votes: 13]	Linda
		Neighbors positively identified second suspect from right. [votes: 10]	Charlie
	Honorable Mentions Do you think he made it through? [votes: 7] Okay, guys. Our objective - get that squirrel. [votes: 6] Nothing like a SIX PACK! [votes: 6] Jack's whole family was behind bars. [votes: 6] JRT Security System [votes: 5] I told you we were running too fast. [votes: 4] We're in the jail house now. [votes: 3] Minimum security resort style doggie prison! [votes: 3] Anyone waiting to get rid of 6 cats...please leave your number! [votes: 3] We are family! [votes: 2] This jailhouse rocks. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 594 [September 28, 2014 - 49 entries]

		Thanks for the steak...I left the veggies for you. [votes: 11]	Dexter
		Is this the Drive Thru window? [votes: 10]	Lilo's Mom
		You can have the green stuff, I'm finished! [votes: 9]	Kimba's Mum
	Honorable Mentions Please Sir, may I have some more? [votes: 8] Oh No! It's the creature from under the table!!! [votes: 7] Up Periscope! [votes: 6] Guess who's coming to dinner? [votes: 5] Gonna eat that? [votes: 5] I see it is time to clear the table and do the dishes! [votes: 4] You need to eat your veggies! [votes: 3] Where's the meat? [votes: 2] Am I late? [votes: 2] The cat ate it, honest! [votes: 2] You had your dinner, where's mine? [votes: 2] I came back for the main course. [votes: 1] I'd love some! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 593 [September 21, 2014 - 60 entries]

		Jack's first selfie. [votes: 16]	Linda
		But first, let me take a selfie! [votes: 10]	Stacy P
		No more pictures!! Just walk!!! [votes: 9]	mp
	Honorable Mentions Rule three........ MINE! [votes: 8] Jack knew early on that everything up to 5 feet off the ground was his. [votes: 8] You say cheese and I think snack! [votes: 6] The youngest member of the anti-paparazzi team! [votes: 6] Mom! He is trying to steal my camera!!! [votes: 3] I said, NO PICTURES!!! [votes: 3] I am cute; don't you want to take my picture? [votes: 3] It's a Kodak, scratch that, Nikon moment. [votes: 2] Photobomb! [votes: 2] Hey you, what does a fella have to do to get his picture taken? [votes: 2] And just where do you think you're going? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 592 [September 14, 2014 - 47 entries]

		You teach me to point, I'll teach you to dig... [votes: 21]	judy
		I know where they hide the treats! [votes: 15]	Lynn M
		Just stand still, I'm sure I can lick this chocolate off of you. [votes: 12]	Kat
	Honorable Mentions You know I'm tougher than you, right? [votes: 9] They love me more than you. [votes: 8] You tell them you accidently pushed the cat off the deck. [votes: 7] Don't eat the tootsie rolls in the litterbox...pass it on. [votes: 6] The cat ate your dinner and it's in the bedroom. [votes: 4] WANNA DANCE, BIG BOY? [votes: 4] Your brother sleeps with the cat. [votes: 3] Hmm, you don't smell as funny as you look! [votes: 3] Telephone, telegraph, tell-a-Jack! [votes: 2] I don't care what they say. I thought you were a great addition to the agility trial. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 591 [September 7, 2014 - 64 entries]

		Let's stay away from him, he's a pothead. [votes: 15]	mike b
		It keeps the aliens from invading my brain. [votes: 9]	Queenie
		They all rolled over and one fell out. [votes: 8]	Kris
	Honorable Mentions Jack wore a food bowl to bed, while visions of kibble danced in his head! [votes: 7] Food Coma! [votes: 6] There's always that one brother... [votes: 6] Hey guys! I'm picking up Animal Planet in here! [votes: 5] Oh look! We can name them Dorothy, Toto, and the Tin Man. [votes: 5] Party hard, guys, party hard. [votes: 4] Can't believe i ate the whole thing! [votes: 3] The siblings snoring problem solved once and for all! [votes: 3] There's always one in every crowd! [votes: 3] PAWTY Animal! [votes: 2] Under the Dome [votes: 2] I don't want to sleep through dinner. [votes: 2] Food bowl: the Jack equivalent of a lampshade! [votes: 2] Did you meet the new kid? His name is Brillo. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 590 [August 31, 2014 - 92 entries]

		The prewash cycle [votes: 40]	Divot
		A good licking keeps food from sticking! [votes: 13]	Bart
		The Maytag repair man isn't lonely anymore! [votes: 6]	Sam
	Honorable Mentions Buffet's Open!!! [votes: 5] C'mon guys, Mom promised treats when our chores are done! [votes: 5] Don't bother...We've got this! [votes: 4] Let's take it for a spin! [votes: 4] Breaking News: Dawn detergent secret revealed!! [votes: 4] OMG they had steak for supper!!!! [votes: 3] Hey, extra dinner over here, come quick. [votes: 2] The one with the black ears does the rinse cycle. [votes: 2] Saves on the electric bill [votes: 2] Blue plate special. [votes: 2] Hey! The beef gravy's MINE! [votes: 2] we always clean our plate [votes: 1] If only their future guests knew!! [votes: 1] OK boys, there's lasagne residue in here and I'm gonna find it! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 589 [August 17, 2014 - 44 entries]

		Jack Pack [votes: 18]	mike b
		Lesson one in 'How to Train Your Human'. [votes: 15]	Becky
		He ain't heavy, he's my buddy! [votes: 14]	Otis
	Honorable Mentions Jack was head and shoulders above the rest! [votes: 12] The joys of back packing ... Jack Russell style! [votes: 10] Take my picture! Take my picture!!! [votes: 10] He won't be smiling when he feels a warm trickle down the back of his neck. [votes: 9] I've got your back. [votes: 8] I can see Alaska from here! [votes: 8] who's the boss now? [votes: 4] The hills are alive...! [votes: 3] So much for hiking; Jack prefers to RIDE! [votes: 2] Nothing like a height advantage! [votes: 1] Lean on me [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 588 [August 10, 2014 - 56 entries]

		Come closer Clairice... [votes: 12]	Adam Bair
		So close and yet so far away! [votes: 9]	Jill
		Day 3: Squirrel still unsuspecting of my plans. Must find way out. [votes: 8]	Lola H
	Honorable Mentions There but for a pane of glass go I... [votes: 7] Psst!! Hey, there are acorns beside the pet door! [votes: 6] How much is that squirrel in the window? The one with the big bushy tail... [votes: 5] Squirrel under glass. [votes: 5] What a nut job. [votes: 4] Whoever invented glass should have to sleep with cats! [votes: 4] Squirrel, you don't know how lucky you are! [votes: 4] You are getting very sleepy...the dog is your friend, the dog is your friend... [votes: 4] Mama said there would be days like this! [votes: 3] This is intolerable, simply intolerable! [votes: 3] Welcome, Welcome, Welcome [votes: 2] I'm watching you Rocky and one day this glass won't be here! [votes: 2] Mom, the squirrel is eating the seed again! [votes: 2] I'll deal with you later [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 587 [August 3, 2014 - 51 entries]

		Jacks a la carte. [votes: 17]	Charlie
		I couldn't help it. They were on sale!! [votes: 13]	Terry P.
		PetSmart will be rethinking their admission policy in 3, 2, 1. [votes: 11]	Lily's Mom
	Honorable Mentions haha, that ain't no spill in aisle four. [votes: 10] This shopping cart prison is totally unnecessary, Mom! We swear we were just looking at the hamsters! [votes: 8] How are we going to explain all these 'waffle prints' on our bottoms?! [votes: 6] Can you guess which one of us was up all night hunting rats? [votes: 6] The great benefits of bulk buying! [votes: 5] Treat aisle please!! [votes: 4] Buy one, get one free. [votes: 4] We are all pick of the litter. [votes: 3] Move it....We're in the cat food aisle. [votes: 3] Um...yah we ate the groceries. [votes: 3] We're going to pick out our own treats and squeaky toys! [votes: 2] I'll take one of each! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 586 [July 27, 2014 - 62 entries]

		Please note: My elbows are NOT on the table! [votes: 16]	Jill
		I've decided.... I'll have the meat with meat sauce over meat. [votes: 12]	Libby D
		I'll take my cat---medium rare please. [votes: 10]	kelly
	Honorable Mentions I washed my paws...where's my plate? [votes: 9] Wow, first time at the big person's table!! [votes: 9] No shirt, No shoes, No service? [votes: 8] Bring on the Squirrel appetizers!!! [votes: 6] Enough with the pictures, Mom! Where's the grub?! [votes: 4] Please don't say get down. Please don't say get down... [votes: 4] So, we are all agreed? Chicken every night for a year? [votes: 2] Now...let's renegotiate the terms of our housing agreement. I get this one, and you get the little one in the back yard. [votes: 2] Could you please pass the grey poupon. [votes: 1] Look, no crumbs! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 585 [July 20, 2014 - 38 entries]

		Honestly... I wasn't in the snack bag. [votes: 10]	Peter
		Really? Being cute isn't good enough? [votes: 9]	Julie
		Dude! This ain't right! [votes: 8]	andy g
	Honorable Mentions You do realize that this makes us both look stupid???? [votes: 7] Why doesn't she know where my mouth is? [votes: 7] Gimme the command, already! My nose itches!! [votes: 7] Help! The cat got ahold of the super glue again! [votes: 6] Really.......do I make you do tricks for a treat!!! [votes: 5] Now????? [votes: 5] Doggone frustrating. [votes: 4] Just wait until tomorrow! You are never going to forget what I put on YOUR nose! [votes: 4] A cat couldn't do this [votes: 4] Alas! 'Parting with this biscuit is such sweet sorrow.' [votes: 3] Really? I don't work for peanuts you know. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 584 [July 13, 2014 - 44 entries]

		To war my brothers! To war! [votes: 12]	Lola Helms
		I said, stay BEHIND ME! [votes: 11]	Vicky
		Phew! Get a mint [votes: 9]	Bob L
	Honorable Mentions Run with the big dogs. [votes: 6] I said, Show'em your HAPPY face! [votes: 6] Oh stop your bellyaching.....there are plenty if squirrels to go around! [votes: 6] ...was TOO throught the hay first!!! [votes: 5] Incoming!!!!!!!!! [votes: 4] Don't give me that look! [votes: 4] Pull to the side of the road, show me your license! [votes: 4] Don't blame me. You lost the cat! [votes: 4] Pipe Down.. This is SNEAK Attack! [votes: 3] Sometimes 3rd place is nice. [votes: 2] Dirt track racing is in Jack's blood. [votes: 2] Hey man, that cat's stealing our human! Let's get him! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 583 [July 6, 2014 - 46 entries]

		Mom! She's touching me again! [votes: 23]	Brooke and Jackie
		Eww, Eww - it's a cat, it's a cat!!!! [votes: 11]	jkrslkay
		Ugh! Cat cooties! [votes: 8]	Vickie
	Honorable Mentions Not on a first date. [votes: 7] Pssst....wanna be in the picture caption contest? [votes: 6] One step closer and you'll be down to 9 lives. [votes: 5] Something is wrong with this picture, really wrong.... [votes: 3] I promise I'll leave your cat food alone [votes: 3] Yes scratch right there....ahhhh...that's it [votes: 3] Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. [votes: 3] I don't believe one word of it! Mom NEVER said anything about my going to a farm! [votes: 2] Just wait until the parentals are gone. [votes: 2] Opposites attract. [votes: 1] You're cute, but not that cute! [votes: 1] You will be talking to my lawyer about this [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 582 [June 21, 2014 - 46 entries]

		It's all fun and games till someone ends up in a cone. [votes: 19]	Lilly's Mom
		Lick me please...I'll pay you! [votes: 12]	Wally
		You should see what they did to the other end of me! [votes: 11]	Vickie
	Honorable Mentions Just be aware, I have a VERY long memory... [votes: 7] I absolutely refuse to leave the house in this thing. [votes: 6] Ground control to Major Jack [votes: 6] Can you hear me now! [votes: 4] I dont want Satellite I want Cable. [votes: 4] When I bark, my ears ring. [votes: 4] What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. [votes: 4] I can't even think with this thing on. [votes: 3] No... I can't pick up Amimal planet with this! [votes: 2] OK !! First one to come up with a treat gets to pick my channel. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 581 [June 14, 2014 - 72 entries]

		Jack Pot [votes: 40]	Bakerman
		I thought you said we were getting a swimming pool! [votes: 9]	Jill
		If I stay right here...the food will come to me! [votes: 5]	Adam Bair
	Honorable Mentions This bowl used to fit perfect! [votes: 5] Some days just any old pot will do! [votes: 3] Did I hear the Dinner Bell? [votes: 2] Grow Where You're Planted! [votes: 2] Cereal digger [votes: 2] I think I might have grown a little bit since last summer! [votes: 2] too small for diggin'...... just right for sittin' [votes: 1] Don't even ask me why, but I just LOVE doing this! [votes: 1] Come on rabbit! Nibble THIS plant. [votes: 1] Jack fills the bowl with his "unique" version of kitty kibbles. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 580 [June 7, 2014 - 44 entries]

		DO YOU MIND!!?? [votes: 19]	Susan
		What part of nay did you not understand? [votes: 18]	Brooke and Jackie
		Lookin' for the Triple Crown...well it's not down there! [votes: 17]	Mr Belontmony
	Honorable Mentions So much for the dog and pony show!! [votes: 16] Leave me alone...I'm having a bad hair day. [votes: 13] I just dropped by for a bite of manure, not to get the third degree! [votes: 9] Close encounter of the equine kind! [votes: 7] I AM NOT AMUSED! [votes: 6] Watch your nose buddy. [votes: 6] Watch your nose buddy. [votes: 4] Stop horsing around! [votes: 3] Come any closer and you'll be sorry. [votes: 3] I'm not interested. [votes: 0]

Results from Contest # 579 [June 1, 2014 - 36 entries]

		Jack a la carte [votes: 14]	Becky
		You do realize that using this grocery cart makes us look homeless? [votes: 10]	Lilly Mae
		Petsmart here we come! [votes: 9]	Lori
	Honorable Mentions We're gonna need a clean-up on aisle 2! [votes: 8] Onward human! The groceries await! [votes: 8] Cart-jacking. [votes: 7] I'm going to pick out so many toys!! [votes: 5] To the meat aisle, STAT!! [votes: 5] To Walmart and beyond. [votes: 3] We shop to we drop! [votes: 2] Make sure you hit the cookie aisle!!! [votes: 2] Take me to my lunch in aisle 5. [votes: 2] Matching pink collar, leash and shopping cart; I think they wanted a girl! [votes: 2] At least I'm not riding in the kiddie seat [votes: 1] There are only two things I hate more than PINK and this moment involves both of them! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 578 [May 25, 2014 - 63 entries]

		They will always remember the day that Hank went bananas. [votes: 10]	Kristen
		Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today. [votes: 8]	Captain Jack's Mom
		Oh. Hi. I thought you were finished with this. [votes: 7]	Herman
	Honorable Mentions Got my own meal this morning.....how good am I! [votes: 6] Yeah, I made a banana split, so what? [votes: 5] Whaaaat...where am I ? I must have been sleep eating. [votes: 5] So I chased the cat off the table. Really! [votes: 4] Lickedly split. [votes: 4] Talented? Yes. Hungry? Not any more. [votes: 4] Breakfast? Fraid you're too late. [votes: 4] That was disgusting, do you have any more? [votes: 4] Me needs my Potassi-YUM!! [votes: 3] Guilty as charged! [votes: 3] I ate the whole thing! [votes: 2] Yup, I checked it out thoroughly, it is safe for you to eat. [votes: 1] Best bone ever! Thanks! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 577 [May 18, 2014 - 45 entries]

		Here, Kitty Kitty Kitty... [votes: 17]	Libby D
		Cold floor, bare belly, taking out the cat, PRICELESS! [votes: 11]	ZackLilly
		Don't be afraid Kitty. I am a doormat. Really. [votes: 10]	Kimba's Mum
	Honorable Mentions Target locked and loaded... [votes: 9] Don't move. They can't see you if you don't move. [votes: 7] Cat selling door to door ....hmmmm how easy can this get? [votes: 7] Note to self: stealth and hardwood floors don't mix! [votes: 6] Slowly does it Jack. Slowly does it. [votes: 5] Come to MOMMA! [votes: 4] JRT TV [votes: 4] So close, yet so far away! [votes: 3] There's always cat at the end of a tunnel... [votes: 2] That cat is just asking for it! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 576 [May 11, 2014 - 55 entries]

		You put your right paw in, you take your right paw out. [votes: 39]	mike b
		JRT line dancing can be a pain in the butt! [votes: 10]	Randy
		Raise your right paw and repeat after me... [votes: 9]	James
	Honorable Mentions We 3 Kings of Terrior Are.... [votes: 7] "I've got your back" takes on a whole new meaning. [votes: 6] Conga line! [votes: 6] Moe, Larry, and Curly. [votes: 5] Jack Frost is nipping at my butt!! [votes: 3] One,Two, Three, Cha Cha Cha! [votes: 3] I heard it through the grapevine. [votes: 3] My three sons. [votes: 2] Trouble a brewing! [votes: 1] Good ole country western line dancing. [votes: 1] Follow the Leader. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 575 [May 4, 2014 - 67 entries]

		That's Captain Jack to you, mate! [votes: 15]	Brooke
		Not a word. NOT ONE WORD. [votes: 11]	Derek and JR Molly
		The first one to mention Jack Sparrow will be really sorry. [votes: 8]	Derek and JR Molly
	Honorable Mentions I thought you said we were going to Pilates! [votes: 7] Captain Jack vowed to have Mum walk the plank for this latest indignity. [votes: 6] As you can see, my Mom's a crafter... [votes: 5] DO NOT post this on FaceBook! [votes: 5] I can live with the parrot but the stripes make me look fat. [votes: 4] The cat will walk the plank tonight! [votes: 4] Ahoy ye Scurvy dogs and Scallywags. [votes: 2] One step closer and the parrot gets it! [votes: 2] And you thought I had an attitude before! [votes: 2] The Black Pearl be mine. . .savvy? [votes: 2] Halloween was six months ago, what goes? [votes: 1] Laugh and you'll see just how a pirate can get revenge. [votes: 1] Get. This. Parrot. Off. My. Head. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 574 [April 27, 2014 - 40 entries]

		I'm paper training :) [votes: 14]	Lori
		Cute trumps naughty every time! [votes: 12]	Maddie
		Good you are home. Look what the cat did. [votes: 11]	Derek and JR Molly
	Honorable Mentions I had a little accident... [votes: 10] I was just ambling by when it attacked me! Remain calm, I have it subdued! [votes: 8] Jack's on a roll. [votes: 8] If those bears can play with, I can play with it! [votes: 5] I needed camouflage. [votes: 4] The cat made me do it! [votes: 3] I wouldn't try if I were you. [votes: 2] The alternative to scooting along the carpet! [votes: 2] The sooner we unroll all the paper, the sooner we can recycle the tube!! [votes: 2] who are you? and How did I get here? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 573 [April 20, 2014 - 59 entries]

		Jack of Hearts [votes: 19]	Terry P.
		Apparently, Jack decided to fold! [votes: 13]	Terry P.
		Jacks WERE wild, but now they're pooped! [votes: 11]	Laura B
	Honorable Mentions Wake me when you need a JACK! [votes: 8] Got any Jacks? [votes: 7] All Jacks are wild. [votes: 6] Jack liked to play his cards close to his chest . . . and his tail!! [votes: 5] Jack's poker face. [votes: 3] You gotta know when to fold them, know when to hold them... [votes: 2] Now where is that Jack I need??? [votes: 2] I wish you would stop saying fish, I'm trying to nap here! [votes: 2] Jill has made it perfectly clear that this is the most BORING bachelorette party ever!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 572 [April 13, 2014 - 37 entries]

		I miss him when he's not here. [votes: 14]	Vickie
		He went for a walk without me! I can smell it! [votes: 11]	Julie
		Jack and his sole mate. [votes: 10]	Charlie
	Honorable Mentions I love the smell of Daddy in the morning! [votes: 7] Something smells dead in this burrow. [votes: 7] Can't wait until Dad sees what the cat left in his shoe! [votes: 6] Now where did I put that owner? He's not in here. [votes: 5] Odor Eater JRT style! [votes: 4] SOLE survivor! [votes: 3] Sole food! [votes: 3] the nose knows. [votes: 2] Jack found a new sleeping aid. [votes: 2] Jill was overcome, and not in a good way! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 571 [April 6, 2014 - 28 entries]

		Jack's favorite show is on: The Chew! [votes: 18]	Antoinette
		For this recipe, you can substitute fresh squirrel or rabbit. [votes: 13]	easyriderstable
		JRKITCHEN101: How to cook up trouble [votes: 11]	Kimba's Mum
	Honorable Mentions Where's the remote? I want to watch Russell racing on the Incredible Dog Challenge. [votes: 8] Shhh....my favorite show is on!! [votes: 7] I can't stir. I have no thumbs! [votes: 6] Hey Mom, Is that for dinner tonight? [votes: 5] When's the tasting bit?? [votes: 5] OKAY, I got the egg part down cold ... where are the chickens? [votes: 4] Next to eating, Jack liked cooking best. [votes: 4] Okay, got the recipe. If the cat can open the fridge we're in business. [votes: 3] Please change the channel to 'Bobby Flay grills steak'. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 570 [March 30, 2014 - 68 entries]

		Seriously? They took the keys? Don't they trust us? [votes: 12]	Kirk A
		Russell Tours.....only for the very brave. [votes: 11]	Charlie
		Are we there Yet? [votes: 10]	kelly
	Honorable Mentions Hit the road, Jack! . . .and Jill, and Jake, and Jane. . . [votes: 9] Yappy Campers! [votes: 8] How much is that doggy in the window? [votes: 7] shotgun, shotgun, shotgun, shotgun! [votes: 6] Okay, they actually went into that diner. Time to eat the seats! [votes: 6] Drive across the country....they said.....it will be fun......they said. [votes: 5] Looks like we got us a convoy. [votes: 5] On the road again !! [votes: 4] East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'! [votes: 3] Jacks on a dash! [votes: 3] Yep, Hot enought to bake a cat on this dashboard! [votes: 3] Dashboard bling ~ Jack style! [votes: 2] Jack Russell League of America has arrived... [votes: 2] Ok, which one of you has the key? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 569 [March 16, 2014 - 80 entries]

		I was only trying to find the squeaker!!! [votes: 20]	KimP
		He was a good ball that Wilson. I will miss him. [votes: 12]	Carol
		Why won't it play with me anymore?? [votes: 10]	moira
	Honorable Mentions here, you can have your ball back, I'm done! [votes: 9] Call Dad, I have a flat. [votes: 8] Here you can have it back now, it doesn't roll right!!! [votes: 7] Look what the cat did! [votes: 5] I'm gonna get a red card for this [votes: 5] I told them not to make me the goalie. [votes: 4] Please take this ball as an apology for the incident with the cat earlier. [votes: 4] But it seemed so alive before... [votes: 3] I am sorry little friend! [votes: 1] So sorry... [votes: 1] Jack can make a frisbee out of most anything, [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 568 [March 9, 2014 - 71 entries]

		Jack on "steak out". [votes: 32]	sara
		Mom said to tell you it's time to check on the barbeque coals: I'll watch the steaks! [votes: 15]	Jill
		You take the bottle, I'll take the plate! [votes: 10]	Ken
	Honorable Mentions Since winning the lottry, Jack's dinners were much improved. [votes: 9] Is this some kind of test????? [votes: 9] I'm Jack. Nice to meat you! [votes: 5] These are a few of my favorite things. [votes: 5] Look who's coming to dinner. [votes: 4] I'm easy.....I'll take mine raw! [votes: 4] You do know there are 'SIX' of us... [votes: 4] Oh......we are going to PARTY tonight ! [votes: 4] Time to put that “I am starving“ stare into action... [votes: 3] Jack likes his margaritas cold and his streak hot. [votes: 3] Great! You're feeding raw! [votes: 3] You just became my BFF. [votes: 2] Two for you, two for me? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 567 [March 2, 2014 - 60 entries]

		Why are you looking at other jacks online? [votes: 23]	Herman
		I hate to interrupt your Candy Crush game, but I need to pee!! [votes: 20]	Laureen
		Get the leash and no one gets hurt. [votes: 13]	Charlie
	Honorable Mentions I'm here for you, bro. [votes: 12] I am NOT kidding! I really need to go out RIGHT NOW! [votes: 10] THE LATEST IN SPY WARE! [votes: 9] Ctrl, Alt, Delete, Frisbee [votes: 8] Little brother is watching you! [votes: 8] Trust me. I'm a licenced professional. [votes: 6] Go ahead! Click send! She loves that mushy stuff! [votes: 5] Where's my beef? [votes: 3] I know what you did last summer! [votes: 3] Brother can you spare a treat? [votes: 1] ... and then she said... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 566 [February 23, 2014 - 59 entries]

		Mom, can you fix this?? [votes: 20]	mp
		I think it needs a new squeaker. [votes: 16]	Herman
		It is NOT a doll! It's an ACTION FIGURE! [votes: 14]	Jill
	Honorable Mentions Jack had difficulty keeping friends. [votes: 6] It followed me home...can I keep it? [votes: 6] Say hello to my little friend! [votes: 5] Do I make fun of the Teddy Bear YOU sleeep with? [votes: 5] He started it. [votes: 5] This companion has no brains. [votes: 3] Look what I killed for you. [votes: 3] No fun! It didn't even TRY to get away. [votes: 2] This is just a warning. Next time, I'm coming for you! [votes: 2] The cat made me do it! [votes: 1] Look what the dog drug in! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 565 [February 16, 2014 - 53 entries]

		mushpuppies [votes: 13]	pinkie's mom
		I don't feel like a husky; do you feel like a husky? [votes: 10]	Rita
		All I said to her was "nice coat". Why are you mad at me? [votes: 9]	Barbs Crowe
	Honorable Mentions Let's switch and wind up the leashes a few more times, then maybe he'll take us in where it's warm. [votes: 8] Your coat makes you look fat [votes: 8] Did you hear that? He actually said MUSH!? The nerve of some people! [votes: 7] This looked easy when the huskys did it. [votes: 7] One the count of 3 let's pretend to be in the Iditerod... [votes: 5] If he decides to hook a sled to us, I am going home! [votes: 5] I said white SAND beaches.... [votes: 4] You know I never ask for directions! [votes: 4] Boots, we forgot the boots! [votes: 3] This is another fine mess you've got us into.. Sled Dogs... Shesh... [votes: 2] Mush! [votes: 1] Ha ha! She got the coats mixed up again! [votes: 1] Follow us, Spring's just around the corner. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 564 [February 9, 2014 - 36 entries]

		CrabFest week is here! [votes: 11]	Ken
		Jackraphobia. [votes: 9]	Libby D
		You won't be singing that song from the Little Mermaid much longer, crab. [votes: 8]	Lily's Mom
	Honorable Mentions Jack's spider Senses were tingling! [votes: 7] three...two...one...OUCH! [votes: 6] Hey, I need some help with my lunch here! [votes: 5] Ladies and Gentlemen, The Beatle!!! [votes: 5] Hey Dude, I'm just as creeped out by you too! [votes: 5] Where is the cat when I need him? [votes: 4] I bow to your spiderness....before eating you. [votes: 4] Suitability to spider, anyone? [votes: 3] The claws are the best part but they are dangerous. [votes: 3] I think I've met my match. [votes: 2] The extra four legs didn't scare Jack! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 563 [February 2, 2014 - 46 entries]

		I'll never let you go Jack! [votes: 10]	easyrider stable
		Jack went looking for the isle of misfit toys... [votes: 9]	Emmy's Mom
		Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time! [votes: 8]	Jill
	Honorable Mentions ...a 3 hour tour? Gilligan? [votes: 7] How do I get myself into these things....MOM....DAD...anybody. [votes: 7] Running away to Cat-alina Island. [votes: 6] It will be fun....he said.....get on... he said. [votes: 6] I have no ideal where your cooler is.... [votes: 6] Once again, Captain Jack lost the Black Pearl. [votes: 5] Tell Jill I love her and I'll be back in a few months. [votes: 4] Hmmm...the shore seems to be moving away from me... [votes: 3] Whoa! That stuff about global warming is true. [votes: 3] Captain Jack's first boat [votes: 3] Hey, are you watching??? I am headed out to sea! [votes: 3] Jack's fondness for styrofoam would lead to his undoing. [votes: 2] Land Ho! [votes: 2] Uh oh?! I hope I don't find Leonardo diCaprio!! [votes: 1] I got the stick - now what do I do? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 562 [January 26, 2014 - 62 entries]

		Jack's downward dog needed work. [votes: 15]	Herman
		Too much Superbowl party. [votes: 12]	Charlie
		BOTTOMS UP! [votes: 11]	Jill
	Honorable Mentions Do I take pictures of you when you're draped on the couch drooling on your chest!? [votes: 10] Nap Attack! [votes: 10] I've fallen and I can't get up. [votes: 6] Meh close enough. [votes: 6] Slip sliding away, Slip sliding away. [votes: 6] Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack slid down the pillow slick! [votes: 5] Just bring my breakfast here. [votes: 5] This human bed thing is complicated. [votes: 5] You do it your way, I'll do it mine. [votes: 5] I want to be alone... [votes: 3] It's exhausting chasing cats! [votes: 3] Oops, I did it again! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 561 [January 19, 2014 - 50 entries]

		I said, "THE MAILMAN"S HERE!!! [votes: 21]	moira
		Have you found my set of upper dentures yet? [votes: 12]	Derek and JR Molly
		THIS is how you do a selfie! [votes: 11]	Barbs Crowe
	Honorable Mentions Oh Hi! I wasn't expecting you home yet. [votes: 6] Finally! No more pictures wearing silly christmas hats or costumes! [votes: 5] That's it, throw the cheese right here... [votes: 5] I did NOT eat the mouse. [votes: 4] Don't listen to what the cat says, listen to me. [votes: 3] Cat breath? No Way! Just smell this! [votes: 3] Hey, don't forget about me!!!! [votes: 3] What did the Jack say? [votes: 2] Not only do I brush, I floss! [votes: 2] ...and my name's Sparky, and I approve this message. [votes: 2] Insert cat head, close mouth...eos. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 560 [January 12, 2014 - 78 entries]

		Ya might as well give it to me 'cause I've already licked it!!! [votes: 11]	gaijin5
		Was it too much to ask for squirrel and cheese???? [votes: 10]	Emmy's Mom
		Jack contemplated the repercussions of "helping" Mom with her diet. [votes: 8]	Pam
	Honorable Mentions I should at least eat the part touching the table. [votes: 7] Where's the cat topping I ordered? [votes: 7] I said WITH pepperoni! [votes: 6] So close and yet so far. [votes: 5] Wait for it... wait for it.... [votes: 4] There is only one piece. So, what are you going to eat? [votes: 4] Your part is falling off the plate... [votes: 4] Where's your piece? [votes: 4] I only have eyes for yoouuu... [votes: 3] Hmmmmm, no meat? [votes: 3] That's not Digiorno's. [votes: 3] On your mark. Get set. GO! [votes: 2] One for me... none for you! [votes: 2] You expect me to eat that? It looks like a giant tongue. [votes: 2] Yes, Life Sustaining Pizza! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 559 [January 5, 2014 - 79 entries]

		Thanks for the hat. I left a gift for you in your shoe. [votes: 16]	Herman
		Oh, go ELF YOURSELF!! [votes: 14]	Mary Mc
		I ate the Elf on the Shelf! [votes: 11]	Brian
	Honorable Mentions Elf on a shelf...Jack Russell Style! [votes: 9] Phew, are the grandkids gone? [votes: 7] Sad part is, these are my real ears. [votes: 6] Does this hat makes my ears look big? [votes: 4] Somebody...just...shoot me. [votes: 4] I have to put up with them - they feed me! [votes: 4] Never again!! Nevvvvvvvveerrrrrrrr again. [votes: 3] Is it over? [votes: 3] I am not a decoration! [votes: 3] Remind me not to invite the cats over for our holiday celebration next year. [votes: 3] All I got for Christmas was this stupid hat! [votes: 2] Holidays are ruff! [votes: 2] Have you completely lost your mind?! [votes: 2] Hi! I'm Drunk Uncle's JRT but I never make the Saturday Night Live skit. [votes: 1] Some days you feel like a nut... [votes: 1] The gift that keeps on giving. [votes: 1]